"Masterpiece, this is a bad idea."

"Oh, come on Kind. I'm sure dad wont mind this once."

Kind arched her eyebrow at her brother much like how their mother did when their dad thought of something stupid. Masterpiece though put a finger to his lips and showed a toothy smirk. Together the twins snuck into their parents' room and looked around. Masterpiece had heard from their Uncle Birthday about a special stash of DVDs their dad had. Thinking they were funny cartoons Masterpiece wanted to check it out. Kind wasn't too certain about the idea and had a bad feeling in truth about the whole thing. She sighed knowing defeat since she couldn't say no to her younger twin. They went through shelves, drawers, and even the closet but no luck.

"See there's nothing. Probably another joke made by Uncle Birthday. He likes to say stuff like Aunt Honey says. Besides Mom is waiting for us downstairs to go out with gramps."Kind tried to reason so they could leave.

Masterpiece though started scratching his nose bandage a habit he inherited from their dad when thinking about how to solve something. Kind sighed and only folded her arms waiting patiently for her twin to come out with a conclusion. Finally a snap sounded through the room. Masterpiece turned to his sister who had her hand held out having been the one to snap. When she put clues together she would snap her fingers and then pose with a peace sign.

"Gotcha! I know where we haven't looked."she exclaimed turning her gaze to their parents' bed. Masterpiece clapped in respect and ran over to lift the mattress. Masterpiece went over to lift the mattress alone which accomplished nothing at all. Finally he pouted and turned to the his sister who was the stronger of the two. Kind gave a smirk and went over to flip the mattress in one try. Just as she had thought there was a hidden safe under the mattress. Masterpiece undid the lock without breaking a sweat. Opening the safe The pair found what they were looking for and took out the nicely sealed DVDs. The twins were greatly confused by the interesting covers they had. Most of them had men that looked like their mother almost tied up or being held down by force.

"What the hell is this?"asked Masterpiece as he kept going through them.

"Watch your tongue. No idea."said Kind as she kept looking at the covers to find some sort of understanding of them. The two stared at the covers and came to a decision as to what to do with them.

The pair raced downstairs and quickly left their apartment. They ran all the way to Café Nowhere. Upon entering the pair were greeted with Three bending Birthday over his shoulders again.

"Ah! Masterpiece! Kind! Where were you two at this whole time?"scolded their mother Art who was at the bar counter with Hajime,Koneko, Master and Gasket. The pair ran up to give their mother quick pecks on the cheeks.

"We went home cause I heard from Uncle Birthday that dad had some special DVD stash somewhere."explained Masterpiece.

Everyone minus Art froze upon hearing those words. Kind noticed the reactions and noticed how Gasket, Koneko and Master were waving their hands for them to stop. Turning Birthday, Ratio, Honey and Three were shaking their heads. This was a bad idea thought the lilac haired girl twirling a hair in her hand. Better stop him she thought and tried to pull on her brother's sleeve.

"Eh? Nice has a DVD set?"asked Art as Masterpiece held out the set he carried. Kind thought of a last resort and without warning slammed the discs out of Masterpiece's hands.

"Hey!''shouted Masterpiece glaring at his sister for the sudden move. The DVDs fell everywhere.

"Oops. I slipped."Kind said getting down to quickly pick up the DVDs. Art was about to help when everyone suddenly volunteered to help pick up. Gasket and Master bent forward looking annoyed by the discs. Koneko and Hajime didn't bother to look at them in shame of Nice. Three muttered something under his breath while Honey wondered how Nice was able to get these discs specifically. Birthday kept trying to take some only for Ratio to take them away. Unfortunately for all of them Masterpiece was able to at least grab one two.

"Here ya go ma."he said and everyone turned towards Art in horror. Art eyes grew wide in surprise before narrowing. He then looked at the next disc his fist tightening as he looked at it. He then turned towards the group with a rather sweet smile.

"Could I see the rest of those?"he asked in a too sugary tone. Masterpiece figured at that moment that he may have done something wrong. As Art went through every disc a dark aura surrounded the Café. They couldn't blame him for that. Everyone had believed Nice had gotten rid of those accursed DVDs but alas it was not so. Art wasn't in a good mood to out with the twins and asked Gasket to just go without him. The twins looked at their gramps in question who sighed and took them. Walking they were able to get ice cream and walk around the park.

"Say gramps, what was in those DVDs?"asked Masterpiece. Gasket looked at the pair and gave a smirk in reply.

" Better off you don't know. Your dad is going to be killed once he's back from his latest job."he explained to the pair ruffling their hair. Kind stared at him but sighed in understanding while Masterpiece pouted.

To Gasket it was a surprise by how different the twins were. Masterpiece was a cross between Birthday and Nice and from what he heard from Art a lot like Skill. He was the one making jokes and getting into trouble whenever possible though it was mostly Nice who got in trouble. Kind though was her mother polite yet also like Murasaki being annoyed by her brother's antics. She though shared Honey's temper and scary enough Hajime's super strength. Upon returning they were met with Art yelling at Nice who had returned.

"I can't believed you had those this whole time!"

"I can explain…"

"Oh really. How?"

"Uuh, they were before we were together."

"What the hell were they still there for then! The twins found them Nice!"

"Well, it's a good thing they know nothing about sex or porn huh?"

"You get the couch for this whole month!"

"WHAT!? That's unreasonable!"

The glare Art gave sent shivers of fear down Nice's spine. Masterpiece and Kind winced and sat by Birthday was laughing silently. AS the fight continued the twins chose at that moment to ask their Uncle Birthday a single question.

"What's porn and sex?"

"NICE!"shouted Art while Nice groaned wishing his kids were more quiet.