Today… is a day… for One Shots. I'm serious. I have a bunch of story ideas that I've been wanting to write but I don't have time for 20 chapters so I've convereted 5-6 different story ideas into one shots. This solves a lot of my problems and will also allow me to focus on the stories I want to finish but don't have the will power to do so because yeah… other story ideas are getting in the way.

It's happened again. Somehow, someway, Eren has turned into a toddler. Of course we all looked to Hange who played innocent. "It was just a test," she said. No doubt this was another one of her schemes to try and get me to show that I care about Eren. He's a brat and the fact that this keeps coming up is really pissing me off. He crawled over to me in fresh baby clothes that were conveniently lying around a military base.

"H-Heichoo," he said raising his little hands up to me.

My eyebrow twitched and my glare deepened.

"H-Heichoo," he called out again.

I stared at the brat and lowered down to him, "Heicho."

He smiled and held onto my face, "Heichoo."

"Heicho."

"Heichoo."

"Levi."

"Ravioli."

It was decided that I was going to kill this kid. And what was with this Heichoo business? I was just about ready to beat the kid when he kissed my face. What the hell? He didn't even kiss me, he made a "pop" noise with his mouth on my mouth. Once again my eyebrow twitched.

"Heichoo!"

"Stop saying that, I sound like a train?"

It was then he got an evil glint into his eyes. Brat. I stood up and walked away from the little creep. He followed, calling out "Heichoo!" It was so annoying, not the sound but that fact that my heart stopped beating every time he did so. Since when was Eren borderline adorable? No, stop it! Don't give into temptation! I turned around to scold him into submission when I looked into those big, green, assuming eyes.

"Heichoo," he whispered.

I couldn't stop myself. My body moved against my will as I picked him up and put him onto my shoulders and started running around and worse off… smiling. I gave into that cute pudgy baby face and had some freaky fun with the kid.

"HEICHOO CHOO!" He screamed like a happy brat.

"Choo choo," I laughed, yes, I allowed myself to laugh.

And then the door swung open and I stopped dead in my train tracks. Erwin was standing there with some documents for me while Henge was bent over trying to stifle her laughter. My face went back to normal, pissed. I set the kid down and slammed the door in their faces.

"No more Heichoo choo," I scolded the kid.

He waved at me, beckoning me to kneel down on the floor and get closer to him. I did so and glared at his face when he kissed me again, correction, made a pop noise on my mouth with his. My eyebrow twitched.

"Tch."

"Chugga Chugga."

"No."

"Heichoo choo," he said getting excited and in my face.

I glared at him, but his smile was stronger and I gave in.

"… Just the once."

For the next hour he managed to convince me to play train with him. Curse that popping! Eventually he tired himself out and I let him sleep on the couch in my office. I found myself unable to get any work done; all I did was stare at him. Erwin would come to check on my progress and find that barely anything was getting done. He didn't get mad though, he would just smile at me and I would throw a pen at him.

When Eren woke up he asked for me to go outside. I don't understand his obsession with me but I faked reluctance and eventually took him out. He ran ahead of me down the halls, almost falling. I've never seen him so happy? I feel like he makes me think that constantly. He finds way to become happier than he already is. Brat.

"I can't believe they're taking this so lightly."

"Yeah I know. He's even more unstable now."

"What would happen if he transformed?"

"I wouldn't mind taking a swipe at him."

I stopped walking and stared at the two soldiers whispering. My glare went cold and hard and they stalked off. I watched them as they left, thinking about kicking them. That was my baby they were talking about- what am I saying? It's all the brat's fault. When he's back to normal I'll kill him.

I walked outside to go and find the kid when he was sitting in the grass looking up. A butterfly was resting on his nose. He was silent and in awe of it. I stared at him but he didn't notice me. His eyes were sparkling and shining. And then his little nose twitched and he sneezed adorably as the butterfly flew away.

"Oh, hi Heichoo!"

I fell over into the grass and he crawled over, "Heichoo?"

I glared at his adorable face. His nose was running so I wiped it for him, which he smiled at.

"I luff you Heichoo!"

"I hate you brat."

He only laughed in response. I glared at the kid and then closed my eyes, listening to the sound of Eren playing imaginary in the sun. That was the first time in my life I had ever considered a life like this. A kid, the grass, the sun, maybe a wife or some shit? No, a wife would distract me from Eren- fuck this. No, I was not thinking that.

Eventually the night fell and Eren would have to be put to bed. Only instead of falling asleep in his cell like he usually did he howled and cried. Heichoo this, Heichoo that. Can't I have a moment's peace?

"What is it Eren? If you keep crying no one within the walls will be able to sleep!"

He sniffled, "H-Heichoo."

I glared at him, "No."

"H-Heichoo."

"No, Eren."

"Heichoo."

"I draw the line there."

There was a pause, and Eren's eyes got bigger and sparklier, he knew he was breaking me, "Heichoo."

My eyebrow twitched as I kicked down the bars and reached in for the kid, snapping the chain that held him. I picked him up and gave anyone who dared intervene the finger. Eren is coming to sleep with me, fuck to Po-lice. I slammed the doo behind me and set Eren down.

"Have you brushed your teeth?"

He nodded smiling with his teeth.

"I'm going to brush mine, you get into bed."

I brushed my teeth to find that Eren was too short to hop onto my bed. HOW DOES IT FEEL BRAT!? I walked over and helped the hoping kid up. He crawled under the sheets smiling and giggling. This isn't exactly what I pictured when I would think about my first time sleeping with Eren- Nope. Not going there. I looked over at him only to see he was fast asleep. It was cute, really cute. I found myself smiling, he's really sweet. I put my head on my pillow ready to fall asleep.

And then he whimpered.

That little shit was crying. My eyes shot open, all the fire in hell burning inside their grey color! I'll kill this brat!

"Oi, Eren. I thought you said you would stop crying if I let you sleep with me- In my bed."

Looked again at him, only to see him sleeping. Poor kid was having a nightmare. I sighed and began petting him hair. Maybe I could sooth him or something?

"H-Heichoo?"

My heart strings were tugged when he called me that. Shit, I must be really tired.

"I'm here," I said calmly, for some reason not mad anymore.

He sniffled, his little hand taking mine, "Are you scared of me?"

"Why?"

"E-Everyone is scared of me."

Is that what he was dreaming about? So even brats have feelings, huh? I took in a breath, poking his baby stomach. It's so soft and plush and he smells cute.

"I'm not scared."

"B-But I'm a tintin."

My eyebrow twitched, could he get any cuter!? I couldn't stop myself from saying the following words. It freaked me out but I guess it cheered Eren up because he stopped crying.

"You're not a titan, you're Eren, you're my Eren."

I held him close to my heart after wiping his tears for him.

"I'll sing you a lullaby my mother used to sing. Though I don't remember the words I'll hum it for you."

I bagan to hum the song softly for him. He put his face in my chest and was fast asleep again. I sighed, finishing the song. I closed my eyes and felt his little back move as he breathed in and out slowly. You win Hange, I guess I do care about him.

XD I half considered making a second chapter to this about the morning after. It would be like Levi would wake up and Eren would be big again, probably naked, and Levi would scream and once Eren was dressed he would convince Levi to play train again buy calling him "Heichoo" and then Hange would open the door like "Morning Levi, I'm coming to check on Eren!" And she would see Levi on his hands and knees while Eren sat on his back singing "Heichoo choo." I need to sleep, I'm going crazy. And yes… The lullaby Levi hums for Eren is "Baby Mine" from Dumbo. REVIEW!