"Aradia, are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Yes Q, now calm down and let me show you how it's done!"

Your name is Equius Zahhak, and you may be doubting your girlfriend's sanity.

Your in the kitchen of your shared apartment and she thought it would be a good idea to teach you how to make pancakes from scratch.

Now, this wouldn't be a problem if you weren't such a complete and utter klutz and didn't have a tendency to break things.

One of your hands is holding the side of a bowl with the start of the mix, the other has an electric beater wich you currently have turned off, since you refused to bring it above the lowest setting.

"Look, like this" she says, putting her hands on yours and turning on the mixer. "In slower circles, like this." she says, moving the mixer and slowly turning the setting higher and higher.

Your hands are shaking a bit now, and your grip tightens on the mixer.

"Careful, don't break the thing" she says, and you loosen it a bit.

"Sorry"

"It's alright, but aside from that I think you got the hang of it" she says, slowly removing her hands so your now mixing it on your own.

"I-I think you may be right" your confidence in your ability to do this growing a bit.

"Ah yeah! Q's got it! Your making pancakes!" she kisses your cheek and you blush furiously, your hands getting shaky again.

Your name is Equius Zahhak, and gosh dang it you spilled the freaking pancake batter.

Your girlfriend is also now somewhat covered in pancake batter.

Your afraid she'll be angry as she just stares down at herself, her shirt and skirt now possibly stained.

Instead she laughs. She's laughing so hard she's nearly to the point of tears and just her laugh is starting to make you laugh too.

Your name is Equius Zahhak, and you are in a messy kitchen, covered in what would have been pancakes with your girlfriend, and you are both laughing harder than you though it was possible to laugh.

When you both finnaly pick yourselves up, you end up laughing again. It takes a couple tries for you two to actually officially be up and ready to clean up this mess.

"I'll wipe down the counter and wash the bowl if you'll mop this stuff off the floor" she offers, still wiping tears from her eyes.

You only nod and wipe off your shirt, still chuckling a bit. You head to the closet and grab the mop, getting to work. By the time you're both done, she's getting the ingredients down again, apparently not having learned that this was probably a bad idea.

"Um, Aradia, do you really believe it's a good idea to let me touch a mixer again?" you ask.

She thinks for a second "Probably not, which is why i think I'm just going to have a quick, live demonstration on how to make pancakes without collapsing into laughter" she says, already pouring the milk in the bowl. "I think you can try again later, but for now just watch me and maybe learn a thing or two"

You nod and smile, watching and wondering how the heck anyone can possibly continue being cute after being covered in pancakes.

You just look at her for most of the process, and you two talk a bit (mostly about how great these pancakes are gonna be). You think you may actually be able to do it next time, seeing some places where you went wrong.

When their done, you both sit on the couch, plates stacked high and covered in butter and syrup.

Your name is Equius Zahhak and your girlfriend was NOT lying.

Theese truly are the most delicious pancakes you have ever eaten