Day One of Hijack Week! Based on the quote "Am I on the Naughty List?" - ROTG

I don't own ROTG or HTTYD~!


Hiccup shook his head at Jack, this was probably his worst idea ever. Jack rolled his eyes, a smirk settling on his pale lips, "C'mon Hic, you know you want to see it."

Hiccup pursed his lips, of course he wanted to see Santa's Workshop. Who wouldn't want to see the magical place? Besides that, it was absolutely freezing outside. Yes Berk had snow for nine months of the year and all that but it was still cold. And besides that, he was now the spirit of Autumn, unlike Jack who was the spirit of Winter. He glanced at the building in the distance. It looked so inviting with light colored smoke coming out of what he assumed was a chimney. His resolve dissolved, sending a small nod in Jack's general direction. Jack smiled, blue eyes twinkling as he kicked off from the snow covered ground and took to the sky. Hiccup watched in amusement as Jack twirled gracefully through the air before he joined his boyfriend.

Jack took his hand and together they flew closer to the workshop. They landed on the glass roof, both holding mischievous glints in their eyes. Jack crouched down to freeze one of the panels. Now that they were actually standing on North's roof, Hiccup turned impatient. He quickly tapped the frozen panel, shattering the glass and ice. He winced as he heard the small pieces land with crashes on the wooden floor beneath them. Jack raised an eyebrow at him, "It's a good thing that North is busy with Bunny and Tooth, otherwise you would have just given us away."

Hiccup shrugged, diving in through the hole he had made eager to feel warm again and leaving Jack behind. He landed carefully on the ground, making sure not to step on any of the glass that now littered the ground. He looked up to see Jack drifting down towards him. He looked away to finally take in all that was North's workshop. His eyes widened as he took in all of the yeti-sized workbenches and the massive piles of toys everywhere. But in the end what really caught his attention was the giant globe in the center. Jack had told him that each light represented a child that still believed but he hadn't expected so many little bright dots. He was still in awe when Jack clasped his shoulder, "I know it's a lot to take in, isn't it?" Hiccup turned to look at Jack, surprised to see the white-haired teen leaning on his staff and looking a bit surprised himself. Jack flashed the brunette his pearly whites before tugging him over to one of the workspaces. "This is Phil's space. I was really surprised when North let me in on the secret that elves don't actually make the toys."

Hiccup took in the yeti-sized tools and the piles of blueprints on the table, along with the small pile of red robots stacked neatly on one of the ends. He carefully plucked one of the robots out, turning it around in his hand before turning it on. BEEEEEEE- He let out a yelp, nearly dropping the toy as it emitted a screech. He fumbled to turn it off. Jack gave him a cautionary look causing him to return an eye roll, "All I did was turn it on! I didn't break it or anything!"

"Calm down Hic, even the yeti's make mistakes. I think. Just put it back. They double check these things anyways." Jack told him, pressing a small kiss to the green eyed boy's temple before flying over to the other side of the room as one of the other toys caught his attention. Hiccup glanced down at the robot still in his hand and then shifted his gaze to the blueprints on the table. He searched through them, studying the plans for the robots. Shock zapped through him as he realized that yetis did indeed make mistakes. He took one of the screwdrivers off the table, deftly opening the back of the robot and rewiring it. The whole ordeal only took him about a minute. He screwed the toy back together and crossed his fingers. He flipped the switch again, grinning when the robot made more appropriate robot noises. He quickly made the correction on the blueprint. He bit his lip as he glanced at the other robots still stacked on the table. His eyes searched the room for Jack seeing him sitting on top of one of the desks. He nearly laughed as he realized that Jack was acting out the battle with Pitch using G.I. Joe action figures. He shook his head at his boyfriends actions before hopping up onto the table, making himself comfortable. He settled the toy he had already fixed on the other end of the table before reaching for the next one, fighting back a yawn.

Jack smiled softly when he found Hiccup asleep amid the red robot toys he had been repairing. He fleetingly wondered how he got so lucky to have the eternal love of the autumn spirit before he heard North's deep laugh. His eyes widened as he looked around the workshop. They had made such a mess. Hiccup by breaking that glass and himself by simply playing with the cool toys. He looked back down at Hiccup who was fast asleep. He shook Hiccup lightly, whispering, "Crap. C'mon Hic, wake up. Crap. Crap. Crap."

He pulled him into his arms, carrying the smaller teen bridal style and hiding behind one of the desks. He prayed that North would head straight to bed and not look into the workshop.

But of course fate was not on his side. This was so going to land him back onto the Naughty List. The massive doors leading into the workshop swung open, to reveal North and two of his yetis. Jack groaned because of course one of the yetis would be Phil. Phil was attentive to his desk, keeping it in perfect order. He would notice immediately that Jack and Hiccup had messed with it. Jack shook Hiccup again, praying that he'd wake up because they were going to have to get out of there fast to avoid getting caught.

Jack cheered internally as his boyfriend woke up, looking up at him blearily. "Ja-" Jack clasped a hand over Hiccup's mouth, shaking his head. Hiccup pulled away from Jack, finally listening in to what was going on around them. Jack flinched as he heard heavy footsteps approaching them, along with North's loud and confused laced voice, "What happened while I was gone?"

Guilt poured through both teenagers, they had wrecked North's work and now they were hiding like cowards. They glanced at each other, nope. The guilt wasn't strong enough to turn themselves in. Neither wanted to join (or re-join in Jack's case) the Naughty List or get a stern lecture from the older Guardian.

They listened as one of the yetis said something to North.

"Really? Why would someone break in to fix the toys?" Jack could practically picture North stroking his long white beard. They heard the yetis grumble back something. Hiccup's eyes widened when he heard small chimes approaching their hiding spot. Slowly one of the elves came into view. Dingle waved at them happily, the bell at the end of his hat ringing loudly. Jack and Hiccup groaned, there was no way that North was going to ignore that. Sure enough, North was soon looking down at them, arms crossed, clearly waiting for an explanation.

Slowly the two stood from their cramped position. Hiccup gave a shy little wave before asking quietly, "Am I on the Naughty List?"

Their eyes widened in shock as North let out a deep laugh, "Hiccup? You on Naughty List? No, no. Jack maybe but not you."
"Hey!" Jack cried indignantly. "Hiccup was the one who broke the glass..."

"Hey!" Hiccup elbowed Jack, frowning at him.

"Alright you two. Yes Hiccup broke the glass but he also fixed all of those robots. I think I can give him a pass for that." North pointed at the pile of robots stacked on Phil's desk.

"Yeah I turned one of them on and it made a really loud beep sort of noise. I saw one of the blueprints and well I noticed a mistake on the wiring. I hope you don't mind." Hiccup finished shyly. Jack wrapped his arms around Hiccup, resting his chin on the brunette's shoulder.

"Of course not. Thank you little friend for helping me out." North beamed at them. His face fell into a stern, light glare, "However, you two made a mess! Look at all the glass! I think it would only be fair if you two cleaned it up." He paused as he looked at the two worn out teenagers before him. "But that can wait until tomorrow. Jack! You know where the spare room is right? Goodnight to both of you!" North turned on his heel, walking towards the door. He too was worn out and sleepy.

"Thank you North!" Hiccup cried out behind him, causing the older Guardian to chuckle. Those two drove him crazy but they were practically like his sons. Yes. Two troublesome sons. He had no doubt that one day the pair would land themselves permanently on his Naughty List.

Jack grinned at Hiccup, lifting the boy up and zooming out of the room towards the guest room. He practically threw Hiccup onto the bed before curling up beside the autumn spirit.

"Jack you know we're not going to do anything in North's guest room right?" Hiccup murmured when he felt Jack nipping his neck lightly.

"I know Hic, I know. But it was worth a shot." Jack grinned, pulling his boyfriend as close to him as possible.

"You are such a dork." Hiccup yawned, nuzzling his face into the crook of Jack's shoulder.

"Yeah, yeah, but I'm your dork." Jack replied, placing a soft kiss on Hiccup's cheek. Hiccup simply smiled, pressing his lips to Jack's neck, leaving his own kiss there. The two settled in for the night, quickly falling asleep under Sandy's golden sand.