The Adventures of Hit Girl and KickAss

Summary

Mindy returns to help Dave rebuild Justice Forever. Set 6 months after KickAss 2

*FlashBack*

"Now now Hit Girl, We always keep our backs where?" Big Daddy murmured over the headset as he watched his protege through the rifle scope. He was proud of her though he could hardly tell her. Never enough time and still so much to do he thought. "I'll tell her when this is all over. There will be time then" The worlds first super hero whispered into the air with conviction.

"To the wall Daddy I know.. Won't happen again" Hit Girl said sheepishly,suddenly unsure of herself despite the carpet being stained red with Rasul and his gangs blood. "Nice Shot by the way"

"Thank you" Big Daddy smiled

*End Flashback*

Dave's face felt as if it had been smashed by the Incredible Hulk and not so much the incredible baseball bat that he hadn't seen coming from the 5th mugger hiding in the shadows. Mindy had neglected to mention him. Though it was a training mission so he couldn't be really mad. This was his choice after all.

Dave began sitting up against his headboard when his eyes glancing over his room quickly picked up on the open window! Mindy and Big Daddy had come through that same window that fateful first night where Dave became aware just how out of his league he really was. To his surprise they had thought he had potential..

"Look where that got Big Daddy" Dave winced to himself.. Looking around he wondered where his best friend had gone. The last thing Dave could remember was being put into bed and having his mask pulled off by Mindy with what had to be an impact induced vision of her looking down concerned.

"Hit Girl" He groaned out loud.

Dave and Mindy, Hit girl and KickAss were inseparable these days. Marcus was finally able to convince the cops to drop their pursuit of Mindy and oddly enough was promoted to Captain shortly after the brawl with The Motherfuckers cunts. She had come back into his life as quickly as she left. Dave had spent the months following her departure not thinking about anything other than finding Mindy and rebuilding Justice Forever. Anything else seemed unimportant. Now that Mindy was back not much had changed in his thinking though "You smile more" Dr Gravity had quietly informed him after one of their JF outings.

"Min" Dave tried to yell but only broke out into a small coughing fit with excruciating pain instead. "Damn" He had apparently broken some ribs too but other than that he decided everything else seems to be fine.

As if on cue Mindy sprung through the window carrying a bag of donuts and 2 iced coffees. "Morning puke breath" Mindy said dryly "If you didn't know we need to work on your blocking skills" She said with a smile sitting the bag on Dave's bed propping herself up next to him.

"How did you get me back here?" Dave said reaching into the bag and pulling out a jelly donut.

"You walked most of the way. You can't remember?" Mindy said with real concern. Head injuries were always Daddys biggest concern.

"Wow" Dave said "Nah all I remember is the shit burger you didn't tell me about and seeing you stomp his ass from the ground.. Thanks by the way"

"Puts me two up" Mindy smiled They had both saved each other countless times by now but Mindy had been putting Dave through the real deal training regime Big Daddy had put her through. She remembers him saving her multiple times but of course she'd never tell Dave that.. along with a couple other things..

"Yeah yeah" KickAss replied with a mouthful of jelly donut. His favorite.

Mindy had felt kinda bad about Dave's injury. Which Mindy never felt bad so this must be a one time thing since Dave had been hit really hard. Which was a pity she had thought because he really was becoming a badass. The only reason he hadn't seen the cunt had been because he took Mindys word at face value not realizing the lesson being taught. Big Daddy had taught it to Mindy and she would in turn teach it to KickAss.

"Expect the unexpected." Hit girl looked into Daves non swollen eye as she said it.

Dave laughed "With you Min, I deserve the concussion if I haven't picked up on that lesson yet" They both smiled as Mindy slurped the rest of her coffee.

They ate in reasonable silence with a few exchanges over whether shadowthug had an invisibility cloak which Mindy despite Dave and his best efforts would not indulge in Dave's fantasies. At least not ones about low level thugs all going in on one military style cloaking device. Big Daddy had researched them and there was no way shadowthug and his dickhead friends could afford one. Dave and Mindy had taken to naming the bad guys if they didn't already have one. They came up with Shadowthug fairly simply. He was a thug who hit Dave from the Shadows. Sometimes the names just happen and other times it's pulling teeth.. Not to be confused with last months battle with The Dentist. "What a tool" Mindy thought. Naming the random thugs we encountered along with the real big bads had made it way easier for Dave to keep up with Daddys work on our comic. Dave had found all of his art work after Mindy had left and for some reason he began to do the same. Dave had told himself it was to keep a record of his works but if he were to be honest it made him feel closer to his missing friend. When she returned he even did a special edition and since then Dave has really taken it to another level. Stan Lee would be impressed.

Mindy stands and extends her hand to Dave. "Come on" She smiled warmly scaring Dave a little. "We gotta get you cleaned up and back into bed"

Dave staring blankly at his friend before slowly the realization of what she had just told him sank in. Mindy was going to help clean him up? Take care of him? He broke out into coughing which almost sounded like laughter. "You take care of me?" his coughing now obvious laughter "That's gotta be the funniest thing you have ever said Hit Girl" Dave now convulsing on the bed unaware of the look on his smaller friends face.

Hit Girl was stunned. Who did he think took care of Daddy when that cuntwad had run him over with the van? or when he was stabbed in his neck and could only eat soft food for a month?! She thought to herself.

"Who do you think held your goofy ass hair while you threw up last night?" Mindy replied coldly. Dave looking around, his laughter subsiding now was aware of the trashcan next to his bed filled with soiled rags and uh well puke. Dave felt foolish but Mindy wasn't really one for the soft touch so how could he know. Aside from that thank you kiss before she split town which she hasn't mentioned so forgive him for being stunned. But isn't that what this girl has always done to him? he thought. Making eye contact for the first time since his fit he could almost see hurt flash across her face before being replaced with what he knew all to well on this girls face. Resolve. He swallowed hard.

Just like that a light bulb would have appeared over Mindy's head. She could be soft. She could be nurturing. And she would show Dave even if it killed his bitch ass! Mindy mused.

"Sorry" Dave replied. "Thanks for uh everything"

Don't thank me yet she thought mischievously unsure of where this sudden surge of confidence has come from. For the next few days you can call me Nurse Mindy!"

Dave almost blacked out.

Dave reached for her hand causing the blankets to begin falling away as Mindy pulled him up revealing his half worn wet suit clinging to Dave's waist and an amazingly chiseled but heavily bruised upper body.

Mindy could feel her cheeks flush but since Dave was heavier now she played it off like a pro by fake straining while pulling him out of bed. "Get undressed and I'll run you a bath" Mindy turned to walk into the bathroom throwing Dave a towel then shutting the door. She quickly rushed to the sink and applied cold water. "Mostly naked Dave will be in here in a minute".. She thought out loud. "No biggie" She blushed again at her unintended pun while gathering the first aid kit.

Dave opened the door and made his way slowly to the edge of the tub. He sat down so he is facing Mindy to give her easier access to his injuries.

"Christ Mindy!" Dave exclaimed at Hit girls rough application of the swab.

"Pussy" she mumbled standing up to leave "All good. Now soak and I will bring your robe" and with that Hit Girl ghosted out of the small bathroom leaving Dave to his b.. BUBBLE bath? Mindy was an odd bird Dave thought to himself as he submerged his aching body letting out a sigh of relief. A thoughtful odd bird.