~Sougo VS Sadaharu~

Disclaimer: I do not own Gintama, if I did Kagura and Sougo would already be together, and the anime would never end! But alas I do not (T.T)

This is my first fanfiction so please be kind

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Chapter 1~ you can make an enemy in someone you never thought of until you think what you thought to think, I think.

It was a normal day in Edo. As normal as you can get in Gintama… No fights, no bad guys, no goril… I mean Kondo san's getting beaten to a pulp (The last one may be a lie)

Though all of Edo probably had the biggest shock of their lives. The monstrous china girl and the prince of sadists started dating!?

Now to most people a couple getting together after so long is considered happiness and bliss. For this particular couple…

It spells the end of Edo as we know it.

But for the actual couple nothing seemed to have changed.

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Kagura P.O.V

"So Kagura chan, I heard you and Okita san are dating?" Her friend smiled teasingly.

Kagura gave her a blank look.

"Why would I date that Sadist aru?"

"Etooo, I saw you guys together in the park"

The Yato girl started maniacally laughing.

"We were fighting, because we're rivals aru!"

"But you were holding hands afterwards…"

"TEME HANDCUFFED ME ARU!"

Her friend was laughing with tears in her eyes, and slowly backing away.

Kagura smiled happily "bye bye aru!"

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Sougo P.O.V

The 1st division captain was leisurely taking a stroll through the Kabuki District. He would take a brake on trying to kill Hijikata today.

But tomorrow ~evil smirk~

There was no particular reason he was in that particular area. It wasn't as if he was looking for a gluttonous annoying China Girl. So get that out of your head love deprived OkiKagu fans ~_~

{Anooo Okita kun this IS a OkiKagu fanfiction}

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Honestly just the thought of being a couple with that black hole of eat, made him want to puke all over Hijibaka.

So he was not going to ask her out on a date, repeating NOT, N.O.T. He simply wanted to annoy his toy.

As he approached The Yorozuya headquarters he noticed the silver head and megane outside, having what appeared to be an argument.

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Normal P.O.V

"Gin san, how could you use all of our money to buy strawberry milk!?"

"Calcium Shinpachi calcium! And what are you complaining about? I cook, and clean for you, I even let you sleep in the closet!"

"Gin san that's Kagura…"

"… Oh looks its Souichiro kun!"

"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!"

"Sougo desu, yo Danna, megane"

"Ano Okita san, I have a name… (And why is Danna put in capital and not megane?)

He nodded at the pair of glasses "gomen."

"ARE MY GLASSES ALL PEOPLE SEE OF ME, FINE ILL JUST LEAVE THEM HERE AND DISSAPEAR"

"Ma ma… Shinpachi don't go thinking suicidal thoughts, you'll go OOC and then Yamazaki will replace you.

(Yamazaki: Really you mean it?!

Guy: Oi Yamazaki look out!"

(Sound of Tennis racket and very girlish scream)

Gin put on a troll face.

"Na Souichiro kun, you're here for Kagura right? I bet you're here to propose and take the little brat… I mean angel far away from here. She'll live at the Shinsengumi right? Because I can't miss her, if SHE'S STILL HERE, Na? Na? Na?

"Sougo desu"

"THAT'S ALL YOU GOT FROM THAT!?"

"Shinpachi there's a reason your only in 8th place"

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! AND STOP TALKING TO MY GLASSES!"

"Danna where is China anyway?"

The samurai regarded him with a bored expression and went back to digging for gold in his nose.

Shinpachi stood up straightening his glasses. "She's taking Sadaharu for a walk"

"Sadaharu?"

"You know her dog"

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"Mutant alien"

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"Big and white"

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"He killed Oogushi kun"

"Oh him"

"Oiii Gin san don't him things that didn't actually happen!"

"She's probably gone to the park"

"Oiii Shinpachi he already left."

"Why does no one listen to me…" He went and sat in his dark corner rubbing circles on the ground.

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Okita P.O.V

Do not take this the wrong way. He wasn't jealous or anything stupid like that. He simply did not like China having other rivals.

If she had more people to fight, then who else would he take his boredom out on? He was starting to realize that Hijikata was surprisingly good at avoiding his death.

He was deep in thought when he heard the sound of laughter and barking.

He looked up to see China jumping and giggling, as the big white dog chased her.

He stepped out into the open with a sadistic smirk. It was time to show this mutt who the rival was in this situation.

"Oiii China Girl, if you're trying to show off, no one will be impressed by that flat board you call a chest"

"What the hell do you want Sadist aru !?"

"Nothing much, just came to see how my favorite idiot was doing'

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN IDIOT TEME ARU!"

He could see her hand reaching for the umbrella. When all of a sudden white blocked his view.

"Ahh Sadaharu stop licking me aru, I have to beat this asshole's ass aru!"

But the dog continued until China reluctantly patted him and started pulling him away. "Maybe another time Sadist, I wanna go home and eat some sukonbu aru"

Sougo watched her go, making an irritated "tch". When all of a sudden the dog turned to look at him.

It was faint but he was sure he saw a smirk.

Oh it's on.

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That's it for chapter 1!

I hope you guys liked it, I was up almost all night trying to think of what to write.

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