A/N: If you haven't read the rewritten third and fourth chapters yet, go back and do so or this might not make much sense
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Gray walked to the guild the next morning in silence, with Lyon and Chelia following close behind him. He had officially explained everything to the two Lamia Scale mages and he didn't feel like dealing with Lyon's pestering questions.
He had been in a really bad mood lately, and he wasn't sure why. Before she left for the conference, Erza had approached him and confronted him about his change in mood. Of course, he just shrugged her off. It's not like he could give her a decent answer anyway. He didn't know, but he just felt off. "Gray." Stupid Erza for getting me all worked up over this shit. "Gray." Stupid Mira for starting this little game of hers. "Gray." And stupid annoying flame brain since his stupid ass mother fuc- "GRAY!" Lyon finally snapped Gray out of his thoughts.
"What?" Gray asked.
"Chelia was just wondering if Wendy was going to be there today."
Gray thought for a moment. "Yeah, she just got back from a mission yesterday. I doubt she's already gone."
Chelia beamed. "Yes! I get to see Wendy!"
Lyon laughed at the girl's antics. Of course, he also breathed a sigh of relief as he knew that he would be free from Chelia's clingy attitude. 'Maybe I'll get to see Juvia today without Chelia jumping me. And Gray's gonna be so mad cause he can't talk to her. Although, I think I have a better idea to irritate Gray-' "LYON!"
"Jeez Gray, you don't have to shout in my ear" Lyon complained.
Gray spat in annoyance at the older man's whining before speaking again. "We're here."
"You ice mages really like to space out don't you?" Chelia's question went unanswered as the trio walked into the guild hall and Lyon and Chelia were shocked at the sight. Gray, however, walked right through the massive brawl that was taking place. After all, what's a day in Fairy Tail without a destructive brawl.
Of course, stuff like guild brawls never happen at Lamia Scale. Which probably explains why Chelia was too shocked to dodge the chair that was flying at her head. The wood cracked against her skull as she fell to the floor.
"Oh my gosh Chelia" Wendy shouted in panic as she noticed her friend had entered the guild and was now half conscious on the ground. "I had no idea you were coming today!"
Chelia looked up at the dragon slayer before giving a dazed reply "Yeah well it was quite a welcome. Lovely" she laughed in a very disoriented tone and passed out on the ground. Wendy just shook her head at her guildmates' antics while hauling her off to the infirmary. Lyon began to follow Gray through the crowd.
"Ah, hello Lyon! It's nice to see you" Mira greeted from behind the bar.
Lyon nodded his head. "Nice to see you too, Mira. It's been a while since I've been here. Clearly not much has changed" he let out a soft chuckle as he watched over the brawl. He then noticed Gray walking over to a table that Lucy and Levy were sitting at and began to follow his fellow ice mage.
Natsu and Juvia were sitting at a table a few feet away as they watched Gray enter with the Lamia Scale mages. Well, Juvia was half watching anyway. The other half of her energy was spent trying to keep Natsu from jumping into the guild brawl. "Dammit Natsu sit down!"
"But I wanna fight!" Natsu pleaded as he tryed breaking her grip.
"No! Now sit down and behave! Juvia is tired of holding you back!"
"Then let me go!"
"Juvia doesn't want Natsu to get Mirajane's punishment!"
"Why would you care if I get punished!?"
"Cause Mira will punish us all!"
These words finally got Natsu to calm down. He really could care less about him or Gray getting punished, but he didn't want to involve the girls in it. He finally sat down, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting. Juvia just shook her head at the boy's antics, figuring he'd get over it soon.
"Are you really pouting right now Natsu?" Happy asked as he flew over to the duo.
"I just wanna fight" the pinkette whined.
"Is that all Natsu ever thinks about?" Juvia asked.
"Aye, other than food and Lucy" Happy explained.
"Hey!" Natsu jumped at the cat, causing a giggle out of Juvia.
'They really are cute together' she thought.
Just then, Natsu stopped and sniffed the air. He looked over to the bar and noticed Lyon following Gray. "Hey, Lyon's here" he said to his companions.
Juvia facepalmed. "You would have known that if you weren't trying to tear the guild apart."
"He liiiiiikes you, right?" Leave it to Happy to embarrass the water mage.
Juvia turned beet red. "N-no. Juvia is with Gray! Juvia does not like Lyon like that!"
"Come on Happy, even I knew that" Natsu said. "Anyway, I wonder what he's up to?"
Juvia's imagination began to run wild as scenes between her and Lyon, her and Gray, Lyon and Gray, lots of fighting, some boy love, and even a scene of her and Natsu slipped in there.
"Hey Juvia, you there?" Natsu's voice finally shattered her messed up fantasies as she shook her head.
"It can't be anything good."
Happy landed on Natsu's shoulder. "Let's find out."
The cries from the ongoing battle royal behind them still echoed, but enough members kicked it as they could now hear what was being said at the other table.
Gray sat down next to Lucy as Lyon followed, sitting on her other side. Lucy and Levy had greeted both of them, and both ice wizards returned the favor. Levy then asked "So what brings you to Magnolia, Lyon?"
Lyon took a deep breath. "Well, Chelia and I came here on a job, then we decided that we should go see Gray. However, I also decided that there was something else I needed to do" he said as he took Lucy's hand.
The two girls were confused by Lyon's action, but Gray and Natsu, who was watching from across the hall, were seething. Lucy was the first to speak. "Huh?"
"Lucy, from the moment I layed eyes on you I knew that you were something special. And now that I hear that you're with Gray, I just can't hold my tongue any longer. A woman like you deserves to be treated like a princess, and I will do that far better than that stripper over there" he motioned to Gray who was topless. Unknowingly, Lyon had also taken his shirt off. "Will you come back to Lamia Scale with me so we can start our life together Lucy?"
Lucy was appalled by Lyon's declaration. She pulled her hand away started inching away from the ice wizard. The air around Natsu started to heat up dramatically as Lyon spoke to Lucy. Levy, sensing something bad was about to happen, simply left the table.
Juvia breathed a sigh of relief. 'Good, now that Lyon has taken Lucy out of the picture, maybe Gray can get Mira to forget about this stupid game and-'
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Gray's shout echoed throughout the guild hall. Juvia's fantasy that Gray would come back toward her and Natsu would leave with Happy to go fishing came crashing down on her. Gray and Lyon were instantly at each other's throats, and Natsu had left her to beat up on the two as well, saying he wasn't going to let Gray have all the fun.
Lucy stood there in shock as Juvia left the guild hall. Happy had insisted he go with her, but Juvia insisted she was fine. 'It's okay, they're all just gonna fight over love rival' she thought bitterly as she left.
None of the guys noticed her leave. Hell, none of the guys even noticed Lucy's cries for them to stop. The three wizards were in an all out brawl, sparking the second wind for the rest of the guild.
Mira sighed. She never gave them any conditions about fighting with anyone else, and since they were both going after Lyon there really wasn't much she could do if she were to simply hold to her condition. However, there was still no way that she was letting them trash the place. "Oh Natsu! Gray!" She called out to them in a loud but sweet voice.
The two boys instantly froze at the sound of her voice and started to make a beeline for the door. Lyon wanted to see what the demon wanted with them though, so he used his magic to freeze them to the ground. "Come on, don't run away from a pretty lady like her."
Oh, how Lyon would regret those words.
"Boys, what did I say about trashing the guild hall?" Mira's voice still sounded like the angel that most people from the outside world thought that she was. But Gray and Natsu knew better. She wasn't called the Demon Mirajane for nothing. "I think it's time I punish you. Quite a shame, I thought you two would make it longer than three days."
Lyon had a quizzical look on his face. "Punishment?"
Gray let out a half ass sigh "Remember how I said that there was a demon blocking me from Juvia?" Lyon nodded. "This is what I meant."
Lyon gave him a look of understanding before he chuckled. However, he was quickly grabbed by Natsu who started to drag him toward Mira. "I wouldn't be laughing if I were you. You're coming with us."
"But why?"
"Because you started all this shit" Gray answered him.
Lyon gave in. He began to walk toward Mira with the two Fairy Tail mages. However, he quickly froze up when he saw the dark glow radiating off of Mira. She wore an evil smirk as she donned her Satan's Soul takeover. He began to tremble in fear along with the other two. "Maybe I should've let you run" he whispered to Natsu.
"No shit!" they both screamed at him. They all began to turn around before they were stopped by Gajeel and Laki. They turned to the sides but were surrounded by Cana, Elfman, and Lisanna on one side and the Thunder God Tribe on the other. "We're fucked aren't we?" Gray asked.
"It's not manly to run away" Elfman said to them.
"Yeah, especially you Natsu" Lisanna pointed the dragon slayer out. "I thought you were supposed to be the brave one in the guild."
"You all broke the rules, so now you shall be punished" Freed said to them.
"Wait wait wait!" Lyon tried to shut everyone up. "What rules?"
"The no fighting rule" everyone answered, causing Lyon to sweatdrop. 'Then what the hell was that when I came in here?' he asked himself in his thoughts. "Now come on!" Mira snapped.
"Just go easy on the white haired one. He's mine" Cana licked her lips. Lyon shuddered once more. 'Just how crazy is this guild?'
She led everyone to a room in the back of the guild hall, where she opened the door and tossed the three mages in. "This is the torture chamber. You will spend two hours in here. That'll be your punishment" she said as she made her way into the room with an evil laugh, leaving all her helpers standing in the hallway. They stood in silence for a moment before Bickslow busted out laughing. "No way! Mira has a torture chamber in the guild hall? Awesome!"
"I would hardly call that awesome" Evergreen smacked him.
"It definitely suits her" Gajeel muttered.
"Very manly indeed" Elfman reassured.
"It can't be as good as the one I have in my dorm at Fairy Hills" Laki said proudly, causing all the guys to drop their jaws at her. Before anyone could ask her questions, loud screams could be heard from behind the door.
"Come on, lets get out of here" Evergreen said. Lisanna shuddered.
"Yeah I agree. I didn't know my sister had such a sick side to her."
Elfman nodded. "Those screams aren't very manly."
"Take note of this and don't piss Mirajane off" Freed said to the group. They all nodded their heads and walked toward the main hall.
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Lucy sighed after the scene was over and returned to Levy. "What do you think she's gonna do to them?" Levy shrugged. Lucy looked around and for Juvia, who she hadn't really seen since the arrival of Lyon caused all hell to break loose. "Have you seen Juvia?"
Levy looked around with her. "No, not since the whole brawl between the three guys. Why?"
"I was just curious." It was at this moment that a certain blue exceed made its way over to the girls. "Hey Happy! Have you seen Juvia?"
Happy held his chin deep in thought for a moment. "Aye! She left during the fight. I tried to go with her but she wouldn't let me." Happy's eyes then went downcast. "She looked upset" he said in a sad tone.
Lucy nodded before standing up. "Alright. Thanks Happy, I'm gonna go find her."
"Wait Lucy" Levy's voice stopped Lucy in her tracks. "Isn't that technically breaking the rules?"
Lucy shrugged. "Mira is gonna be busy for a while. She won't notice" she said with a smile as she walked out of the guild hall, leaving Levy and Happy sitting at the table all alone. Until a certain dragon slayer walked back into the guild hall.
"Hey, Shrimp! Are you cheating on my cat!"
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A/N: Sorry about the long wait guys, I just flat out haven't had time to write this in a while. Between getting sued, being in the process of moving into a different house, fixing numerous problems on my truck, and my dad being in the hospital for a while has really cut into my writing time. And then I hit a writers block after the rewrites of the last two chapters. Bleh. But all is well now. Sort of. Anyway I'm back!
I hope everyone enjoys this chapter. Leave a review, they offer a lot of inspiration. Suggest something you want to happen in the story. Hell, flame it if you want (I'm pretty sure Natsu is getting hungry anyway). Anyway, thanks for reading!