Credit to story goes to silverheartlugia2000 thanks for the idea!

Sam was lazily sitting on the couch playing video games and eating chips from the bag as his eyes stayed transfixed on the TV. Peter rolled his eyes sometimes he swore Sam would never hang out at his house if it weren't for his game system. Peter was currently sitting at the kitchen table doing homework.

A few minutes pass by in silence besides the sounds of Sam pressing buttons and Peter writing when suddenly…

"Oh gross!" Peter turns his head at the yell and sees Sam stand up holding a pillow in one hand looking at something on the wall.

Peter's eyes widen and he sprints across the room grabbing Sam wrist right before the pillow hits the wall.

"Stop!" Peter yells and Sam scowls.

"What's your problem web head?" He growls.

"Uh number one you're about to use one of my aunt's favourite pillows to squash a spider. Second your about to use a pillow to squash a spider." He narrows his eyes but Sam just scoffs as Peter grabs the pillow and drops it to the ground.

"Dude chill I know your web headed-ness is from creepy crawlies but it doesn't mean you have to like the things." He shivers in disgust looking at the black spider on the wall.

"Without a "creepy crawlie"" Peter says making air quotes. "I wouldn't be who I am today! I even share DNA with them, so give spiders a break would ya?"

"I have a hard enough time trying not to squish you bug brains, but gross spiders are fair game!" Sam says taking a step towards Peter.

"The only thing you have big enough to squish me bucket head, is your ego!" Peter yells pointing at Sam. Both heroes only a inches away from each other, glaring.

"Hey guys."

Both Sam and Peter yell in surprise, Sam backs up quickly tripping into a stack of magazine which fell making a mess on the ground. And Peter had jumped so high he was hanging upside down on the ceiling.

"DANNY?" They both yell staring at the blond who had suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.

"I was stopping by to ask Peter if I could borrow a textbook that I had forgotten to ask for at school, when I heard you two arguing through the window." Danny explains as Peter jumps back down.

"Oh do you mean the math textbook because I was just using it so you can have it af- wait." Peter suddenly stops talking with a confused expression on his face. "The door was locked how did you get in?"

"I know the door was locked and that's what led me to hear you two from the window." Danny gestures to the window in the living room, which was suddenly open.

"There's something called knocking Danny!" Peter yells waving his hands in the air. "You didn't have to go through the-" Suddenly Peter springs forwards startling Danny as he sidesteps away from him.

"SAM STOP!" Peter yells grabbing at Sam who had secretly been inching towards the spider with a magazine as Danny and Peter had been talking.

"Ugh let go webs!" Sam angrily yells, pulling on the magazine.

"Danny stop Sam he's trying to squish that spider!" Peter growls as his grip on the magazine tightens.

"Spiders are gross and ugly, like you! Maybe I should try squishing you instead!" Sam roars.

"Try it bucket head!"

"Lets go bug breath!"

"Peace." Like magic Danny is between the two easily pulling the magazine from them. "Insults and arguments lead a man no where but to a stop."

"That would be fine with me, I want him to stop." Peter grumbles. Sam crosses his arms and sticks his tongue out but stops when Danny turns to him.

"Remember Sam all life is sacred no matter its form." Danny says putting a hand on Sam. Sam rolls his eyes and breaths out a sigh of annoyance.

"Sure whatever."

Suddenly all three freeze as they hear a key rattling in the lock.

"Aunt May is back." Peter says relaxed, but suddenly his eyes widen as he takes in the state of the room. His aunt's favourite pillow was on the ground covered in footprints from having been stepped on, the ceiling also had footprints from Peter's shoes, and magazines were scattered everywhere.

"Aunt May is back!" Peter says again this time panicking both Sam and him look at each other in a panic.

"Wait… where did? Danny?!" Sam suddenly spins in a circle looking for the blond but he was gone, and suspiciously the window was closed and Peter's text book was missing from the table.

"He left us!" Peter yells his jaws hitting the ground as he pulls at his hair.

oOo Danny's POV OoO

Danny ducks his head hiding beneath the window as he listens to Aunt May yell at the two about the mess they made. After she was done she goes upstairs to take a shower leaving the two to clean up.

"That little… I swear when I get my hands on him…" He could hear Peter and Sam grumbling then suddenly Sam gasps.

"Where. Is. It." Sam says slowly.

"What are you talking about?" Peter asks and Danny slowly crouches up just enough to see what was going on.

Sam was pointing wildly at the wall.

"The spider! It's gone! It's-" Suddenly Sam freezes.

"Uh… Sam? Sam? Bucket head? Helloooo?" Peter waves his hand in front of Sam who slowly looks down. And screams.

"AHHHHH! ITS ON MY SHIRT!" He wails scaring Peter enough to make him jump up on the ceiling again.

Danny bites his fist to keep himself from laughing at the commotion. He smiles to himself as he slips away, there was never a dull moment with his friends.

oOo A/N OoO

It was fun to write this! Thanks for the idea silver! And Venator (Guest) thanks for all the funny reviews!