(Warning: I don't own the Naruto franchise. Tis a fanfiction story I created)

Authors Note: (Skip ahead to the story, this is just to answer the guest comment. All kids are different. They also grow up different both mentally and physically depending on their surroundings, them and if all else fails genetics. He's not your average 10 year old either. He grew up with Naruto as well so he's just full of giggles, attachment and getting into stuff. The hiccup thing is just because even older people get hiccups when scared.

Thank you blue-strawberries waffles for pointing out the age thing! I fixed it. Sasuke is 32, and I can't remember stating Naruto's age so for the sake of argument he's 31. Which would have made Naruto 21 when he had Minochi. ^_^ hopefully that helps.)


Uchiha Sasuke is your typical wealthy 32 year old business man. Head of the ever growing infamous Sharingan Corporation. The best technology software company out there. They lead in communications and weapons. Right now this man has everything he thought he wanted.

Today, so far, was like any other day for Sasuke.

He was up in his large, neat and kind of plain office as usual. With low-cut gray carpet flooring and cream walls giving it more of a bland atmosphere. His desk was in the middle of his office far back near the large open window length wall to look out over the city, but it faced the mirage doors that opened to hall outside his office. A leather couch was set to the right against the cream wallpaper with two leather swivel chairs for bringing up to the desk in case of company.

A printing room was off to the left of the mirage doors. Near that printing room door was cabinets with filing papers and such. On the wall to his right over the couch was the calendar and his plain circular clock that ticked away the day. The left side just consisted of more filing cabinets and a water fountain.

He himself was going through boring files of papers for the next negotiation he was to make with the Byakugan Corp. He'd been pacing back and forth in front of his desk as he went over the files to make sure everything was perfect.

Sasuke stopped his pacing once the phone on his oak wooden desk top started to ring. He waited a minute before he pressed the small gray speaker button with his index finger.

Haruno Sakura's antsy cheery voice came through over the speaker.

"Mr. Uchiha there is a special guest here to see you!" The woman cooed happily as she bit back a giggle.

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow at this. It wasn't her giggling but it was the fact that he himself knew he didn't have any appointments today. He looked over at the vacation themed calendar to see what he'd knew was true, no scheduled appointments whatsoever till tomorrow.

"I have no meetings today Ms. Haruno. Who is it?" he asked upon turning back to his papers.

Sakura covered the bottom end of the phone so he couldn't hear the noise she made when she leaned over the counter to whisper to the small boy.

"What's your name cutie?"

The little boy with blue eyes, brunette hair and whiskered cheeks on his pale coded skin looked up at the woman confused.

"My n-name is *hiccup* M-Minochi Uchiha" he spoke quietly. He tried his best not to look at the woman. Whenever he was afraid he'd get the hiccups and look around frantically for a way out. He clutched the letter in his small hands against his blue hoodie.

Sakura let an 'awe' escape her lips before she returned back to the call.

"His name is Minochi Uchiha"

Sasuke didn't know anyone with that name in his family so that made him think one or two things. One this guy is trying to be smart ass and or this was a family member he just didn't know about.

"What does he want?"

Sakura looked over the boy and saw the letter.

"He has a letter for you I'm guessing" she respond with a smile. She handed the boy a cup of water she'd gotten for him while Sasuke took a moment to think.

Sasuke groaned and held his finger over the end button.

"Send him up." He said before he ended the call. He tried to think of a Minochi but came up clueless.

A couple of guards came to escort the little boy up to their bosses' office. Minochi had emptied the cup by the time they arrived and thrown it away.

They led him to the elevator where they stood in awkward conversation-less silence. Only the catchy elevator music filled the air.

The elevator doors opened after reaching the 15th floor. There they escorted him down the short dim lighted hall to the two mirage like doors at the end that opened up to Sasuke's office.

Minochi looked around the mini hall with shiny gray marble tiles and cream walls till they reached said doors with their black handles.

When the doors opened Sasuke was standing in front of his desk with his arms crossed waiting. The papers he had had been set neatly aside on his desk. He starred in shock at the little kid between the two giant men. Chuckling to himself he looked from his guards to the kid.

"Is this a joke?" he asked with clear sarcasm ringing in his voice resulting in the guard's laughter.

"Not sure." One of the guards responded.

"Small package delivery probably." The second guard joked.

'Doesn't even make sense' Minochi thought to himself as his cheeks burned red from anger more than embarrassment.

Sasuke motioned them in regardless. Once they were close enough he met them half way. He then knelt down to be on eye level the best he could with the child.

"Alright kid, do you know you could get in allot of trouble for impersonating an Uchih-

"For you" the boy interrupted the man carelessly with a faked small yawn. For some reason he wasn't afraid of Sasuke like he'd thought he'd be. If anything he was annoyed.

The two guards looked puzzled while Sasuke just smirked and shook his head with a shrug. He took the letter from the kid and grunted before he read over it.

Dear Sasuke (Teme),

I know right now this may seem sudden, but he needs to know his father. He keeps asking about you and I don't know what to say. He is your son obviously, trust me. He's so stubborn and a smart ass it's hard to believe I'm in there as well. I know it doesn't make sense but if you need more proof take him to get tested. We did the impossible Sasuke. I hope you share the same excitement I do. If not just send him back to me. I left my phone number and address on a separate card in his hoodie pocket. I couldn't come, sorry. Currently not feeling so well at the moment. Heh-heh.

~sincerely yours Uzumaki Naruto.

PS: Time to be a father bastard, so if I find out you were mean to our son I'll make your life a living hell.

Sasuke read the letter over and over again. He looked from the boy and back down at the paper.

"No fu-…I mean great?" Sasuke caught himself but his voice still sounded like disbelief. He dropped the letter and cupped the boy's face in his hands to look him over.

"Something wrong boss?" the guards asked as they watched the boy giggle and wince from Sasuke's cold hands.

"Well boys apparently…I'm a father" he explained as he traced his thumb over the boy's whiskered face. He definitely had Naruto in him, but he had thought Naruto had forgot about him. They had a pretty bad break up so this was a bit sudden. Or was it a prank? Sasuke stood up and gestured for the men to leave before they could ask questions.

As soon as they left he looked down at the boy with a curious quirked eyebrow. The boy returned said look right back up at him.

Sasuke blinked out of a strange dizziness he felt because of the sudden mirror image.

Minochi knelt down at that moment and picked up the letter to read over it himself. He wasn't allowed to read it until Sasuke had read it first.

Sasuke watched a little surprised he could read for his apparent age.

"How old are you?" he asked the boy whose face went paler all of a sudden.

Minochi dropped the letter and made a run for the door.

"Hey!" Sasuke shouted as he ran after him. The boy was pretty fast, he almost made to the elevator. Sasuke unfortunately ended up catching him though. He scooped him up and carried him back to the office.

Aside from the screaming and kicking to get loose Sasuke was impressed at his physical strength for such a small size.

"Calm down kid what's the hurry all of a sudden?" Sasuke asked while he struggled to sit the child down on his desk top.

Minochi tried to kick the man but failed. That's when he learned where he got his quick reflexes from.

Sasuke had caught his leg effortlessly and gave the child a warning look.

"What's going on?" Sasuke asked flat out growing impatient.

The boy puffed his cheeks out as if he was about to explode.

Sasuke frowned not really sure what to do since he never had kids before.

"Do you have to go to the bathroom or something?"

"Daddy is dyeing, and I'm not there to save him!" Tears started to flow from the little boys face as he blurted out the reason behind it.

Sasuke was taken aback a little so he did the only thing he could think of.

He hugged him.

"He's not dyeing Minochi. He's probably faking it because he didn't want to come. I and Naruto haven't really been on goo-"

"No! He's been sick for a *hiccup* l-long time and I tried to m-make him better b-but nothing worked. Then he *hiccup* s-sent me here! Plus you don't even w-want me!" the kid huffed and hiccupped out his tear filled sorrow against Sasuke's chest.

"Whoa, whoa who said that?" Sasuke asked as he leaned away to look down at the kid. He was more worried about his suit getting ruined, but he gave the kid some tissue anyway.

"Your eyes." the little boy pointed out as he took the tissue to blow his nose.

Sasuke looked at the boy and smirked a bit.

"So you can read people huh?"

Minochi blew his nose again before handing the tissue back to Sasuke.

"Thank *hiccup* y-you, and no "

Sasuke nodded and took the tissue, carefully tossing it into the trash ben nearby.

"Then what's the whole 'my eyes' business?" He plucked some more tissue to clean the boy's face.

"Eyes are the gateway to the *hiccup* soul. You express emotion through them whether you want to or not." Minochi explained with a muffled hiccupped voice due to Sasuke wiping his face. That little speech caused him to stop.

"I said that to Naruto in high school during a project…That was years ago though." Sasuke looked directly into Minochi's eyes. They were a perfect replica of Naruto's own gorgeous blue orbs. Then he looked at the boy's mess of raven hair. It was the same as his when he was a baby.

"Wow, I have a son….fuck."