Life in the new Uchiha household was now louder, highly obnoxious, inappropriate and vague ever since Sasuke married the blonde. They've lost four neighbors over the months and have gained quite a fan base with their adorable children, especially the twins.
On one occasion the nanny they had hired to watch the kids while they worked had tried to kidnap them resulting in Naruto staying at home permanently. Since he did take off with his Teaching career that ended with the nanny he tried to teach their offspring when he could.
Only five months had passed since the little devils were born and they were now walking around the new vast one-story ruby house causing trouble with Naruto and Minochi when dad wasn't home. They had grown allot over the few months so by the time they turn five they would definitely look ten years old or more.
Sasuke took them to work every now and then on the days he could. He paid more attention to them than his job anyway so why not bring them with him? What Tsunade had said was true. They were daddy's boys. He was their first attempted word, first person they walked for and the only one that could get them to behave at times.
Right now the Uchiha was messing with the twin's hairs. It had a habit of flattening out in the back and he couldn't stand it. The duo just giggled and grabbed on to their dads crimson sweater sleeve as he styled their hair to mimic his.
"Sasuke what are you doing?" Naruto asked after he'd rolled into the bedroom to see his husband on the bed with the amused pair now crawling all over him in their diapers and black collared shirts with the family fan symbol on the back.
"They won't stay!"
The blonde chuckled knowing he meant the babies hair. His husband rarely got mad at the two. If anything he was more lenient on them than Minochi. Reason being because he'd messed up and gotten the little tyke a cellphone some weeks ago.
"Leave their hair alone! They don't have to look like you 24/7."
Sasuke shrugged feeling the exact opposite. He picked up Akizeto whom they've taken to calling Aki for short and the other one Meto.
"Do you want to look like daddy?" He smiled and asked his blind prodigy that was the most talkative.
"Dee-deeee!" The infant squeaked and kicked his feet out about in the air.
"Deeeeee!" his look-a-like joined in while climbing onto his father's lap wanting to be picked up as well.
Naruto knew he'd lost the war. The boys loved him too but so far if Sasuke was home they were on him without a second thought. He wondered if it was because during his pregnancy he hated the raven the most resulting in the twins feeling the opposite.
"I think they feel otherwise Naruto."
"Oh go fu-stuff yourself!" He corrected with a hand over his mouth.
Sasuke stuck his tongue out at his husband just to turn back to his kids and see them doing the same thing.
"Nice going bastard. They'll never stop doing that now."
"Yes they will, watch! Boy's stop."
The duo just giggled and stuck their tongues out more until eventually Meto threw up.
"Naruto did you over feed them again?!" The father freaked and put down Aki to pick up the puking one that had upchucked all over his jeans.
The blonde backed out of the room slowly. His bad habit was stuffing his babies now that he had the means to do so. It wasn't all his fault! Sometimes the twins would look so cute when they were eating and he'd feed them more….and more…and more.
Sasuke gently patted Meto's back and let out a sigh of relief when the infant burped and giggled again. He caught his husband trying to sneak away and stopped him with a glare.
"What?! It's not my fault! You should see their chubby little cheeks when they're eating, and then they smile so it's just….! I can't help but feed those faces!"
"You have a problem!"
"No I don't!"
Aki started to play in his brother's puke as his parents argued over their health.
"Do you want our boys to be fat?!"
"There's nothing wrong with being a little chunky!"
Sasuke shook his head at his helpless husband before he noticed his other child.
"Aki don't eat that!"
The infant wasn't going to eat it….yet. He sniffed the weird substance on his hand first since he couldn't see it. The smell itself was enough to trigger his stomach. In five seconds the child hurled onto his father's leg. Since Aki was also sensitive he hated throwing up. The burning in his stomach and lungs made him hiccup as the waterworks started.
As soon as he bawled his brother did as well.
"You see what you've done!" The raven scooped up his other son in his arms and tried to calm them down despite the chunky mess in his lap.
"I'm sorry!" Naruto rolled over to his husband and held out his arms for one of the pair.
The father hesitated for a sec and handed Meto over since he'd burped already.
"There, there it's okay…"
"No it's not." Sasuke said exasperated. No matter how many times he told Naruto not to do something dealing with their kids he'd do it anyway.
"I said I was sorry." The blonde rolled his eyes getting aggravated over how protective the man was. It was cute sometimes but other times it was too much. Babies will throw up whether you over feed them or not.
"What if you seriously hurt them one day?"
Naruto pretended he didn't hear that. He was having a good day and wasn't going to let his husband ruin it.
"Give me Aki."
"No, why?!"
"Because you have puke on you genius. You need to go get cleaned up and so do they." Naruto held out a free arm for the baby that had burped and fallen asleep against his father's shoulder.
Thankfully the twins had in sync sleeping times so when one went out they both went out.
"…C-Can I have them back when I'm done?"
The blonde chortled and shook his head saying, "No, it's their nap time."
"Oh…do they have to sleep?"
"Oh so you can deprive them of sleep but I can't stuff them? Give me my baby."
Sasuke hung his head and handed his little prodigy over.
"Make sure you wash the sheets too."
"Mhm." He took off his pants on the bed so he didn't to track puke on the floor. Standing there in his boxers he took that time to apologize to his husband.
"Hey I'm sorry….you can feed them more if you want..."
"Sasuke you're either trying to butter me up so you can keep them awake or you don't want to be king of the couch for the fifth night. Either way..…I forgive you."
The blonde flashed a heartwarming smile and left the room to put the little duo in theirs.
Sasuke thanked god he wasn't going to be on the couch for his little outburst. He took a quick shower and put the baby vomit items in the washing machine. He then snuck through the living room only to pause at his eldest son on his phone on the couch watching him curiously.
"Da-"
"Sshh."
Minochi silenced completely baffled until he remembered Naruto coming through to put his brothers to bed.
"Oh dad let them sleep!"
"Hush, and Uchiha's don't need sleep!"
"So I can stay up tonight?!" The boy whispered all excited while he clutched his phone.
"Sure, sure…Wait why?"
"To talk to my friend." He said with a glance down to his phone when he received a text.
"A friend?" Sasuke stopped whispering and took on his overprotective fatherly role. He'd been meaning to ask his son whom he was texting so much lately but never got around to it.
"Yeah…" Minochi looked up from his cell not sure why his dad had murderous intent all over his face.
"Boy or girl?"
"Um a boy? ..."
"What age?"
"15?"
Somewhere in Sasuke's mind a glass mirror that represented his controlled world just shattered. He thought that he wouldn't have to deal with people chasing his precious little boy till he was 16…but no. Minochi was still 10 years old and had now caught some 'freaks' eye. A five year older 'freaks' eye.
Naruto came back into the living room to see his husband about to blow a fuse.
"Sasuke?" He rolled over to the man and looked at his eldest child for a hint of what was going on.
Minochi shrugged not understanding what the big deal was.
The raven's right eye twitched and he pulled out his phone to call his brother.
"Sasuke are you okay?"
"Yeah, Hello? Hey I need to know how long it'll take to learn how to snipe."
The blonde blinked at lost and tugged on his husband's hand.
"Sasuke!"
"Yup that's what's going on…No, no I want to do it!...Okay you can have the second shot."
"Uchiha Sasuke!" Naruto pinched his husband this time still not getting a reaction.
"Oh, hold on. Minochi what's his name?"
"W-Wah why?!" He stuttered out with panic in his voice and clung to his phone.
Sasuke starred at his first born for a sec before returning back to the phone saying, "He's not going to tell me so I'll just get it off his cell."
"I won't let you!"
"Minochi my company made your phone and probably that sick fucks phone whom your texting. I have access either way. I just wanted to ask first."
"Wait, sick fuck? Who?" Naruto turned to his son whom was starting to get more and more afraid for his friend's life.
"He's not a sicko! He's just a friend that has lunch with me sometimes! He's really nice!"
Sasuke had to get off the phone so he could voice his outrage but his husband butted in.
"Oh that's okay! Sasuke why are you freaking out? He's just a friend. How olds your little friend?" The blonde smiled and clasped his hands together over his lap.
The father smirked contortedly as he leaned down to his husband's level and said in a comically wicked voice, "15."
Authors Note: You all should know the reason this took so long…. I made allot of alternate chapters compared to this one because I didn't know where to go with it and you guys wanted me to continue lol…I had skipped babyhood and went five years into the future.
I did that because I was afraid you'd guys had seen all the baby moments there is to see. Of course I changed my mind again and well…yeah. This one is pretty cliché as well but hopefully it's somewhat different and ended on a funny note.
It ended this way so I could come back and add more chapters to it when I can.
(I have to go off and fix my other problems in my other stories.)
So thank you all for staying this long! I've read every single comment and loved them. They make me laugh my ass off every time. For those that were confused I'm sorry!
Hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas! Toodles~