Chapters ….whatever?
-I've come to kick your ass?

This chapter is devoted to 'Fandomhope' who's logicalness reasons and desperate attempt to make me change my matches, that kept me laughing so hard I'm mildly concerned that I might have fractured a rib?
Of whoever gets there dental work bash out in this chapter is because of you =)
(yes, I am a bitch, and I enjoy every moment of it!)

Killed Streaks- that review deserves a standing ovation, I hope your pleased with is chapter as well?

Tracy – these fights aren't match in power stat? When two partly collide no one knows who will meet who (….unless you're Mavis?)
I don't really count states anyway? I got of the overall performance of the character, and after reading over 400 chapters of Fairy Tail I know who's gonna get reduced to dust, I've read up the winx to, (can't wait to purge that sorry excuse of a plot from my brain bank) and its quite safe to say that….. The pixie girls are gonna lose some teeth.
Don't forget Laxus though, he could beat Erza; he took down Jura for Hel sake!

You may have noticed this chapter is a whole lot smaller than the last one?
I had a shot of realisation recently?
And it goes a little like this?
WHY THE HELL AM I PUTTING EFFORT INTO A PUNICHMENT?

Gleefully Layla watched as Erza Scarlet vanished from sight beneath the monster wave. The mage disappeared with her unruly pride still in tack, a light smile even touching her lips as the raging water descended down upon her.

The so called "queen of the fairies" hadn't been much of a challenge, Layla sneered vainly.

Or at least she thought she had…..
Unknown to the ignorant fairy, a heavenly light was burning deep within the water,
a light that twisted and folded in the water.
Suddenly the air cracked with a defying boom!
and the wave simply split in half, as if cut vertically but an invisible sword,
Layla screeched as the energy the suddenly exploded from the gash in the watch hammered into her and threw her of course. The fairy tumbled in a corkscrewed as she plummeted to the ground by some miracle he managed to regain her balance and managed to stabilise herself.
Just in time to, the sandy ground way only a mere 20 feet away from splattering her like a bug on a windshield.
Franticly Layla looked back at were the split in the water had emerged, and to her shock can face to face with Erza.
Unharmed and still rather relaxed, but Layla barely noticed at all as completely other fact about the mage had stolen her attention

Her clothing!

Before Erza had been dressed in a simple white blouse, blue skirt and boots
but now?

Her hour glass frame was draped in strange sea green armour, revealing a generous amount of her cleavage and stomach. But featured a finned helmet and matching shoulder guards, gauntlets and boots, in her hands she held a sword, but it was unlike any Layla had ever seen, it danced like mother of pearl and shone like the sunrise over an emerald sea.

She looked like the embodiment of the sea goddess.
Layla fought back a whimper, as the cold truth set in,
she, the boys, the rest of the Winx
none of the stood a chance!
These people were monsters.
Layla's wings beat weak with fear, it was a miracle she even stayed airborne.

"Not a bad attack" Erza commented from below amongst the writhing water.
A sly smile lit her flawless face, "with the correct training you might be able to do some rookie sparing with Juvia?"
Layla gulped, but Erza wasn't finished speaking as she flexed her sword hand
"but, I believe it's my turn?"
Before Layla could even process her words the Mage acted.
Her sword swung with perfect forum. The blade dancing in the sunlight as it was swept upwards gently catching the waves.
And in a swift movement the waters from the sea roared up, like a rearing horse the monstrous wave galloped towards her at alarming speed.
Layla screamed in fear
but her wings failed her in strength and speed.
And in a heartbeat the wave had swept her up, Layla's screams were lost on a rush of water as the wave rolled over and crashed down on the beached.
The Morfix fairy on were to be seen?

"opps" Erza mutter her brows drawing together in a worried frown as her watched the wave she had created flood down the towns channel heading for the centre district.
"I over did it again, I hope no ones in the park right now?"

But I fact there is?

Stella screeched s she tumbled to the ground, the wind knocked out of her.
"Thank you Taurus" Lucy told the cow man, and in a puff of smoke he vanished.

Suddenly, Stella's ears boomed with the high pitch scream of her partner, monetarily forgetting her own opponent she turned to watch in horror as Natsu's flaming fist smashed ruthlessly into Blooms jaw a distinctive CRACK! Echoed across the park as Blooms jaw broke and splintered, her teeth bent, cracked and a few even torpedoed out her mouth?
The fire on Natsu's fist setting her hair alight, and burning her face, she screamed in pain as the single punch drove her out of the air and into a mini crater.
One of her arms landing awkwardly and bending out of shape.
The disfigured fairy remained silent though?
The mixture of pain and force and knocked her unconscious in a single blow!

"BLOOM!" the star fairy screamed she made to run to her friend aid, but a cord wrapped tightly round her throat. Stella gaged and fell to her knees
"First rule of combat sparkles" Lucy informed her "never turn you back on her enemy!"
Lucy's arms tensed as she prepared to drag the Wing girl to the nearest tree.

"Hey Lucy" Natsu interrupted from the side-lines
"yeah" she replied
"do you hear water?"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than a giant wave crashed into the park!
The wave had stuck since its starting point at the beach and only flooded the park enough to reach Lucy's knees.

"Damit!" Lucy swore, in a flick of her wrist recoiling her whip from Stella throat and instead wrapping it round a tree trunk to steady her against the waters current.
Stella taking the moment to return to the air.
"Where did all this water come from?" Lucy yelled to Natsu
Then an idea came to mind
"water ha?" she smiled "that gives me an idea?"
Out of the counter of his eye Natsu spotter her grin.
"You're not gonna?" he asked fearfully
A wicked smile lit Lucy's face as her hand twitched to the pouching holding her keys,
Natsu gulped.

"OH WE ARE OUT OF HERE!" Natsu yelped,
"Aye sir!" the cat Happy cried, sprouting white wings and grasped hold of the dragon slayer back and soared into the air.

Pulling a another key from the pouch dipping the end of it into the water

"OPEN!" Lucy commanded "gate of the water bearer, Aquarius!"

(ARRRRHHH AQUARIUS! *brakes down in a sob of tears*!)

The water thrashed and rose and then from the water emerged a tail maiden.

She was incredibly beautiful, far exceeding any mermaid Stella had ever encountered.
The mermaid also didn't seem too happy about being summoned
"what do you want Lucy!" she snapped rudely fingering the ornate vase she carried.
"Ya sorry" Lucy apologised to the spirit, thinking fast
"but I thought I should tell you that girl there" Lucy pointed to the flying Stella
"she said that Scorpio is hot and asked me to summon him so she could flirt?"

Stella's eyebrows drew into a frown, who the hell of this 'Scorpio' and when had she asked Lucy to summon him?

"What!" the sprit yelled turning on the winx girl in a flood of anger.
Lucy smiled wickedly and using her whip swung up onto a high tree branched away from the coming danger
"yeah" Lucy grinned "I thought you might say that"

Aquarius raised her vase into that air, Stella was about to say something but the mermaid cut her off
"don't you dare hit on my boyfriend!" a helix of water exploded out of the top of the vase and smashed into Stella's dumbstruck face!

The fairy's screamed as she was flushed, the water spewing back down the cannel and out to sea
Lucy smiled, and waved gleefully to the fake fairy as she was swept away

Aquarius smile when she turned back to her 'master'
"thanks" she said simply and vanished in a poof of smoke.

Flora gasped for breath, she couldn't believe it!
She was actually running- no, Flying for her life!

Whatever Mirajane was, it was certainly not human!
The only word that Flora could think of to describe what the loving woman had become made her throat run dry with fear, cold dark fear
and that word demon!

Flora scanned her surrounding for a hiding place; see had taken off into Fairy Tails so called 'training grounds'

Gods what had she gotten herself into, the fairy though as she ducked behind a stone pillar
"did I lose her?" Flora muttered
"you tell me" a voice answered
Flora gasped as a clawed hand snatched her round the throat,
but her scream of was cut off, when the monster behind her slammed her face first into the rock face.
Flora cried out, blood gushing from the cut on her forehead.
Weakly she glanced back in fear that Mirajane the woman had grown bat like wings and a scaly tail,
her hands and feet had become clawed and deadly, and a dark crack had opened over her right eye

Flora whimpered in fear!

"I'll end this quickly" Mira told her mercifully releasing the nature fairy from her clawed grip.
Flora took off to a safe distance, the pair of the them hovered in the air at 5,000 feet for a moment or two before the winx girl raised her arms and pointed her wand at Mira "Evergreen Blow!" Flora yelped

Rising a single hand the she-demon countered lazily with "darkness stream" she cast dryly
black streams of magic erupted from Mira's palm the numerous streams shredding Floras attack in a matter of seconds, Flora gasped as her most powerful attack failed,
and the clawed shadows speed towards her.
"Aura of leaves!" she tried, but defencing spell shatter on contacted and the dark magic caught her in its grasp.
In one swift movement the shadows shattered her wand, reducing it to splinters!
Flora screamed as the clawed steams ripped into her flesh, tearing her wing and slicing her body to ribbons.
Gasping in pain Floras conscious slipped way into shadow, the nature fairy wing slowed and stopped and she plummeted to the earth.
Right now she was badly hurt, but alive. But the 5,000 foot drop would have killed her instantly.
Would have
if not for the kind hearted Mirajane who had grasped the Winx girls bloody hand and carry her back to town.

"She really didn't know what she had gotten herself into" Mira pondered as she dropped Flora in Fairy Tail's medical wing and went to find Wendy
"I'll ask her why when she wakes up?"

"You Laxus Dreyar?"
the voice was arrogant and idiotic, Laxus opened a single eye to take in the speakers, he had been snoozing on a bank next to the road, Trace was due back from her latest job around this time had to come to meet her and decided to take a nap in the river bank.
The two men that he saw standing in front of him were …. Odd?
He would say gay, but it would be in insult to homosexual community?
(I announce that I support homosexual right here and now and this ^ is and not meant as an insult to them!)

"Yeah I am" Laxus replied siting up "who's asking?"
"I'm an prince Sky and my companion is Brandon we are here to destroy you and the rest of fairy tail"
to the two boy surprise when Laxus laughed "sorry" Laxus sneered "but I'm having trouble take that threat seriously from a boy in tights?"
Seriously? Laxus would have been insulted if he cared enough?

"sorry boy" Laxus replyed "i dont have to to deal with pipsqueaks like you?"

"You are no warrior of honour!" the brunette guy yelled what was him name Steve or something?
you know i could deal with a quick warm up before Trace gets here?
Laxus though to himself, the mage eyed the to boys in front of him?

guess they would have to do?

"Oh that stings" Laxus mocked rubbing the speep out of his eyes "you know that else does?"
Lightning cracked furiously up the Mages muscular arm "cause you about to find out!"
in a flashed Laxus was on his feet and before either boys could act Laxus slammed a bare fist into Brandon's gut, the 'warrior' gagged as the blow lifted him into the air and send him pin wheeling backward!
Sky watched in horror as her friend crippled in a matter of seconds

"Little boys should know respect their superiors" Laxus growled cracking his knuckles

"What are you!?" Sky yelped in fear, drawing his sword.
"Me?" Laxus purred turning to face the grounded boy, "I'm a Fairy Tail Dragon Slayer" He growled keeping up his demon act "and I've come to kick your ass"

Current stats!

Natsu vs. Bloom – Bloom K.O (and probably in serious need of a hospital) Natsu WIN!

Lucy vs. Stella – Stella 'Flushed', Lucy WIN!

Erza vs. Layla – Layla double 'Flushed' (once by Erza and again by Lucy) Erza WIN

Mira vs. Flora – would you like your fairy diced Julienne or Brunoise? Mira WIN!

Laxus vs. Sky, Brandon –

Musa, Riven vs. ? –

Tecna vs. ? –

Dig a dig do ducker
finished the motherfucker!

That means only 2 chapters left and then I'M FREE!

So if you wanna start bitching, I'm listening?
But remember, the fingers you step onto today, might to connected to the ass you could be kissing tomorrow!

Is that unfair?

Completely?

Do I care?

Not one fucking bit?