Sorry for the delay- here's a prebaked chapter. Why is it so late, I hear you ask? Well, being the klutz that I am, I broke my wrist while moving a piano. Nice. Here's a pre-written chapter.

Yipee! Chapter 4 is up! Now, for the bell test!

I don't own Naruto or Bleach.

At 7am on the dot, Kakashi arrived at Training Ground 7 to meet his demon-like, horibb- oh sorry. I mean adorable, wonderful soon-to-probably-not-be students.

"The task that you have today is simple. You are to collect the 2 bells on my waist here-"

He indicated the bells on his waist, clipped on by a bit of string.

"When the alarm clock rings, anybody who has a bell will be in Team 7. Those that don't, will be sent back to the academy for remedial training. Is that clear?"

"Yes, Sir!" the genin replied.

"You can begin when the clock reaches 7:30."

As soon as the second hand ticked to the 12 symbol, the 3 genin… didn't move.

What the hell? Thought Kakashi.

The three genin then huddled up and began to discuss… what sounded like porn?

"I'll tie Kakashi up first, and then rip off all his-"

Kakashi stood there, transfixed by Naruto's intense description of his rape. (I don't condone rape, by the way.)

Meanwhile, a kilometre away.

"Sakura, are you sure that you've distracted him successfully?"

"Oh yes. I've set up a genjutsu that will definitely take him by surprise."

"Itachi warned me he might do this. It's going to be a test of teamwork- we have to get the bells, or at least try to get them with teamwork. As long as we stick together, we will pass this test."

"Nice work, Sakura, Sasuke. So, our plan will go like this…"

10 minutes later

The elaborate genjutsu faded, just as Sasuke was just about to recount a wet dream about Kakashi. He then broke out of his stupor. Looking down, he saw that the bells were still there. He soon became aware of a sword that was red and decorated with black tomoes (Sasuke's) slashing down to his testicles.

Fast! Kakashi thought.

He quickly jumped away from the genin.

That was a ridiculously fast slash from a genin. At least approaching jounin speed, if not there already. Then again, he has been trained by Itachi. I should be on the lookout for more skills of his.

He then pulled out his trusty tanto- which he hadn't really used in battle since ANBU, and blocked the slash from behind.

Awww yeah. I still got it. Sasuke's shunshin is impressively fast, but at least I can track it.

Not many people knew it, but a shunshin was composed of expanding chakra from behind a person, and making a vacuum of chakra in your path. This pulled and pushed you along. If you hadn't saturated the area with chakra, it was very easy for someone to know where you were headed in your shunshin, as long as you had a fine sense of chakra.

Kakashi was smug inside as he slashed and hacked gracefully at Sasuke. Goes to show that I still got my stuff.

Several shuriken exploded out of the bushes and expertly swerved into his neck, decapitating him.

"Wow. I didn't even need to get involved-" said Naruto as he landed lightly close to Sasuke.

"Naruto! Watch out!" cried Sasuke.

(A/N: Don't forget that Naruto has been out of Konoha for quite some time, and likely has no idea about the Kawarimi technique.)

"Wha- Yaiba!" Naruto's blade came into existence in his hand just in time to block Kakashi's thrust at his back (I later realised how sensual this sounded.).

While Naruto and Kakashi were in a deadlock, Naruto extended a hand, almost casually, and said:

"Bakudo number 30- Shitotsu Sansen!"

3 nails of light, connected by thin stings of light, nailed Kakashi to a tree, by means of his balls and his arms.

What the hell? Thought Kakashi. "Bakudo? Way of Binding? Is this even an elemental jutsu? More importantly, how to hell do I get out of it? Aha. I'm pinned to a tree, so If I just destroy the tree…"

Meanwhile

"Woah! What the hell was that? I definitely saw the shuriken decapitate him!"

"Er Naruto? Have you never heard about the Kawarimi technique before?" inquired Sasuke.

"The Body replacement technique? Does it allow you to sustain a life threatening wound and then change your body with a log, because that seems really overpowered, and I've seen some overpowered people in my time."

"No! Gosh, that would be an amazing technique. It allows you to perform a split second genjutsu of your body taking the damage, but this has to be premeditated- you have to know the attack is coming beforehand, and then you speedily replace your body with something that is of similar weight to "take" the damage that you would have. It's actually quite confus- GET DOWN!"

They both hit the ground, and a brace of shuriken and kunai thumped into the ground behind them. Kakashi kept up the barrage, then abruptly shunshinned behind the 2 who were still deflecting the barrage.

Naruto's eyes widened. He could get out of there, but Sasuke was too distracted by the flying weapons to notice.

Damn. He thought. I didn't want to have to use this so early! Like literally, I on my second fight back. I don't have time to use Severing void, or another bakudo. Ah well, here goes.

"Potaru Unmei Chenja! (Portal, Fate Changer!)" Naruto shouted, spinning his sword in a full circle. A black smoky outline was drawn in the air, which flashed once, and became black. Another circle appeared behind him. All of a sudden, the weapons passed through the portal, and out the other one. Kakashi was completely taken back, and was thus pinned to another tree, which was completely demolished by Sakura, whose hands were glowing a fierce blue. When it became apparent that Kakashi wasn't caught in the blast, her hands changed to a light green colour, which turned a darker green as she increased the flow of chakra.

Chakra Scalpels!? Kakashi gasped internally. This team is off the charts. All of them could take the Chunin Exam and pass it with flying colours right now!

The clock suddenly buzzed.

"Haha suckers!" Shouted Kakashi. "Oh wait… er I mean beloved genin, you have failed, for I still have my bells on my… where the hell are they?"

"Hmph."grunted Sasuke. "We got them while you were slack-jawed at our dirty stories. It was just a matter of keeping you distracted long enough for you not to notice that it was a fake genjutsu bell."

Haha! Kakashi internally vocalised. No-one has ever gotten past this part. Then I can fail them, and go back to Icha Icha!

"So…"Kakashi said, "who's going back to the academy?"

As Kakashi said this, he suddenly became aware that this was the most talented team out there by a billion miles, and could probably take on a sannin if they had to.

"Actually, screw that. You all passed. Yadda yadda yadda teamwork, blah blah blah helping each other. You're all mine! And, considering how you were all talking about how much you all wanted to have sex with me, you shouldn't have much doubt!"

The trio looked at each other.

"Yay?" Sasuke said uncertainly.

And…Cut!

That's Chapter 4 done and dusted!