Game 9 (Alfedo and the fettucine)

Marisa: Finally after a long day of taking that good break of going to the outdoors lets picked up where we left of.

Alice: I threw up half way, I had to go and sleep for three days.

Patchouli: I couldn't leave them alone even though i wanted to….

Marisa: Oh come on guys! This is gonna be awesome since our brains had their breaks and now play video games

Patchouli: Does it come with bullets and magic?

Marisa: It comes with a bag full of crap, you know the fresh ones

Alice: Oh what ballzies of a game are we playing

Marisa: ITS! Alfredo

Patchouli: sounds Spanish like

Marisa: how do you know

Patchouli: Just sounds like it, when i say it or read it…..kinda does

Alice: Id say its a game made by a certain someone who needs a life by slapping a name there.

Marisa: There there Alice I'm sure theres a good game here some where….over the rainbow

Alice: uuu…..why…

Patchouli: didn't know you would make such a noise

Alice: desperate time calls for desperate measures

Marisa: Its actually Alfredo and the Fettucine

Alice: Translate!

Patchouli: Its a Italian Pasta that you can say its a flat thick noodle, very delicious actually.

Alice: So the game is about food

Patchouli: I dont know watch Marisa and it maybe it will

Marisa: Behold how good I'm gonna blow off this game (2 player/ game start)

Patchouli: Your in a kitchen and they got my usual color panel by default.

Alice: It does! See you got all those purples exempt the window, the floor, and the chief guy.

Marisa: So am i going to make pastas? Because the title sounds like a cooking game right?

Alice: the game is a lie.

Patchouli: Everything in this game is a lie, cant believe they made me look impress because of the choices of colors.

Marisa: So am i cooking or just slapping my pan scooper looking thing to the ground, guys! i dunno what to do.

Alice: Any interaction whats on front of you?

Marisa: No not really

Patchouli: So its just a move and slap right?

Marisa: pretty much, sad thoughts…

Patchouli: Its painful to look at

Alice: I think in the right theres stuff to look for, maybe a switch or something

Marisa: Oh right lets check it out

Patchouli: Marisa look out theres a fast moving pasta looking thin- oh too late

(turn head dead animation)

Marisa:…..wat…..

Alice: You got killed by a weird looking pasta with legs

Marisa:….You know…..Iv seen, heard, tasted bad cooking and this. This is going to far

Patchouli: It had legs? I didn't see it

Alice: Introducing the worst cooking show in video game history by a guy who can turn his head clockwise creeping out the audience.

Marisa: I would bet this game is inspired a bad cooking show, "the attack of the walking Pasta."

Patchouli: You guys make it sound like its from a horror movie that had its focus of a pasta monster.

Alice: Actually that would make it better! The pasta monster is the enemies and you are this scientist chief who's only goal is to kill of what he created.

Marisa:Does it have like pasta puns when it talks?

Alice: I dunno but its gonna be too stupid and obvious since its a pasta monster.

Patchouli: Ask me why does the chief's head turns when it dies

Marisa: You see he's a robot with a rotating head

Patchouli: A wha?

Alice: More like a broken android trying to cook

Marisa: It would be creepy but ok! Here you go Alice, your turn

Alice: I guess i'll have to beat this cooking disaster

Patchouli: Good luck.

Marisa: Don't die from pastas with legs!

Alice: You're not helping. now time to kill some food with legs

Patchouli: (heh)

Marisa: Thats rare for you to show a (heh)

Patchouli: Shut it…..

Alice: Marisa everything repeats and telling you the truth, I'm getting bored on this so I'm going to kill myself

Marisa: Oh now you don't! You don't just leave your food you better finish it!

Patchouli: You unless if its bread

Alice: I don't wanna get fat

Patchouli: Bread makes you fat

Alice: Bread makes you fat?

Patchouli: its just a fact

Marisa: If its a big lump of bread yes but back to Alice finish the game or else we will make you eat fat bread!

Alice: You are evil you know that, (goes forward smacking Pasta thingies)

Patchouli: ever eaten doughnuts?

Marisa: Only in rarity of times but no

Patchouli: They are delicious, but they make you fat its deliciously gross

Marisa: No kidding really

Patchouli: Its like that on this game for me, the color is good but the game wise its gross

Marisa: I get it now, so this like a tasty like pain in the ass for you

Patchouli: its a weird thing when you have a favorite color in a game that just got -ahem- you know

Alice: I died from a sudden enemy spawn

Patchouli: I think this game is cursed. Think about it.

Marisa: I dont think so, i would have destroyed it if it was possessed

Alice: can Patchouli beat the game so that i can sleep

Patchouli: give me the controller

Marisa: Here ya go

Patchouli: I swear this game taunts me

Marisa: It probably has its best or worst days.

Alice: Its probably pissed

Marisa: we gave it emotions (haha)

Patchouli: Slap go forward, slap go forward, this game is straight forward an thats it

Marisa: you are always doing good

Patchouli: Its like a puzzle piece you know when you try turning it over and over till you get it

Alice: Oh good you are almost finished!

Patchouli: almost thereeeeeee and got it!

Marisa: YAY level two

Patchouli: Wow i can do this

Alice: Yay….

Marisa: So are you going to press start or do nothing

Patchouli: I am but it would let me like the game froze or something

Alice: the game gave up!

Patchouli: (finger gun to head) phuew! (pretend dead)

Marisa: poor Patchy

Alice: so close till the game crapped on her

Marisa: i guess ill (reset/ start)

Patchouli: I hate it when this game does that! Why this game! Why!

Alice: its possessed!

Patchouli: Evil…

Marisa: Wait will the next game were gonna play does not crap you off

Alice: I think Patchouli is crying

Patchouli: shut up…