Summary: Eren's friend, Sasha, invites him to a party at her place. Eren is reluctant but attends anyway. Senior and bad boy Levi Ackerman crashes the party and gets totally smashed. He gives Eren his number and hits on him the whole night. What does Eren do? Read the fic, and find out.

Pairings: ErenxLevi, MikasaxSasha, MarcoxJean, ArminxOC (because I don't want him forever alone like everyone thinks he is)

Main Pairing: ErenxLevi

A/N: Hey guys! I wrote this like a week or so ago and I haven't gotten around to posting it. I've never written an EreRi fic before, and I suck at mushy stuff and matching character personalities. This is going to be an interesting fic. I decided it's going to be an AU because I have no idea how to incorporate humour and jokes into their crazy and crap lives. I made Levi younger and Eren older than their original selves. Levi is 18 instead of however the hell old he is. I believe he's 34, but I've also heard 27 and 30 so don't take my word for it. Eren is going to be 16 instead of 15. I'm also going to add an OC just because I can. Her name is Arianne Kirstein. She's Jeans twin sister. Cool, right? *gets manga thrown at face*Anyway she looks like a girl version of Jean just with elbow length, blue and black hair that she keeps in a high pony tail. She acts nothing like Jean AT ALL. She's like a scean version of Armin that talks a lot. It sounds weird, but you'll see what I mean. Anyhow, I hope you like the fanfic. Enjoy!~

P.s. I eat reviews, good or bad. Feed me, please?

Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan, nor do I own the rights to the characters.

WARNINGS: Lots of cussing. Sexual themes. Possible rating change (if you know what I mean *suggestively wiggles eyebrows*). GUY ON GUY! DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT!

I stared down at the piece of paper in my hand.

IT'S A PARTY!

Schools out, and what

better way to celebrate than

with a huge bash?

There will be games, karaoke,

and of course FOOD!

Time: 6:00 pm

Place: 104 Dauper lane

Date: June 28th

-Sasha Braus

I sighed as I practically threw myself on the couch. I really didn't want to go Sasha's party. All the parties I go to are the same. I either get into a fight and get kicked out, or I get drunk, yell about weird shit, and become the centre of attention.

I crumpled up the invite and tossed it in the trash across the room. As I did, Mikasa walked into the room and stepped in the line of fire. The ball of paper hit her in the arm and fell to the floor.

"How many times do Hannes and I have to tell you not to throw things in the house?" She asked while uncrumpling the paper "And why are you throwing away your invitation to Sasha's party?"

"Because I don't want to go."

"Why not, are you sick?" She strode over to the couch and sat down. She tried to feel my forehead for a fever, but I pushed her hand away.

"No, I'm not sick. I just don't feel like going is all. Is that a crime?"

"Well if you're not sick, you're going." She stated flatly as she stood back up.

"What, why?" I asked. You could hear a little irritation slip into my voice, but it was hardly noticeable.

"Because I'm going and Hannes won't be home. That and I want the house to be in one piece when he gets back from his business trip."

I stood up abruptly. "Mikasa, I'm sixteen! I can take care of myself! You're not my mother!"

She looked taken aback by what I said. "Eren." she sighed. "It's not that you're irresponsible I just... what if someone was to break into the house while I was gone? Or there was a fire? I just don't want you getting hurt, Eren." She looked away from me and at the floor.

"Why don't you just not go to the party then? That way if something happens, you'll be here." I suggested.

"I have to go to the party, Sasha asked me to and I already said I was going. I can't just cancel, the party is tomorrow."

"Then I'll invite Armin over and we can hang out. He'll make sure I don't break or set anything on fire." It was meant as a joke but she didn't laugh.

"Armin is going to the party, too. He and I were going to carpool."

"Ugh... I guess I have no choice then, do I?"

"No."

"Fine, I'll go to the damn party. This is the last one though, okay?"

"You say that about every party," she mumbled as she left the room.

A/N:Yeah I know it's like hella short. It's just a prologue thingy though! The other chapters will be longer I promise!

Tschüs! And have an awesomely fabulous day (or night)!~~

WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT! Thank you mistyhollowdrummer. Your fic A Forged Wedding inspired me to do my own writing! If you haven't read that fic I highly suggest you do. They really are an amazing writer. The fic will make you laugh, cry, and cause intense amounts of feels. (It's also my favourite fic)It is highly recommended.