Author's Notes

Heeeeeelllloooooo People! CrimsonKyuubiSage here! Bringing you the next chapter of DSM! I've taken a bit of time to write this one as I've had a bit of a writer's block with this story. But don't worry, I overcame my writer's block and devised a basic plot of what I'm going to have planned for this story.

I've read your reviews and thought about it, so here is the incomplete list of Naruto's Harem for this story:

Kaguya Ootsutsuki

Priere

Kyoko Needleworker

Salvatore the Magnificent

Asagi Asagiri

Asuka Cranekick

No one has been added or taken from the list, but here's the list of considerations for the Harem. Going from the top to the bottom of the list will determine the tier of my consideration of adding them. The closer a character is to the top of this list, the more likely they will be in the Harem:

Tsunami Iryokaze (OC)

Rozalin

Hinata (Demoness)

Ryoshi Shizuka (OC)

Saphire Rhodonite

Pram

Plume

Jennifer

Rainer

Barbara

Beyond X

Shion

Metallia

Yukimaru

Etna

Raspberyl

I've added a few people to the list of consideration as of now, my OC Healer Tsunami Iryokaze, Shion, Metallia, Yukimaru, Etna, and Raspberyl. Prepare yourself in case I add some more characters from the Naruto Universe as demons. I can just picture the irony of Shion being a demoness. I'm getting off topic again, oops.

Now onto reviewing the reviews you reviewed of this story:

Kinunatzs- No, I can't take the Namikaze part of his name out. Why? Because both the Uzumaki and Namikaze names will play a major role in this story. As for Naruto's main enemy, I'm not sure who it will be. I may just make up an OC that'll act as a joke character in the story, maybe it'll be Laharl, but I see that as more of a frienemies/rival relationship. I've already got plans for a potential enemy for Naruto, but he/she/they is/are a secret.

LordGhostStriker- Yes Hinata! She's part of my numero uno favorite pairing for Naruto, NaruHina! Which is why she's near the top of the list, only lower in consideration than Tsunami Iryokaze and Rozalin.

enjox27 (c1)- In this fanfic, instead of a power-crazy she-devil Kaguya like in most portrayals, she will be a bipolar demoness. Because of her royalty background, she will act as Naruto's more strict mentor that has an obsession with carrots, carrot cakes, basically any baked goods. Yet at the same time, she will have a more childish side which was repressed early on in her life due to being molded into nobility that has surfaced later on in her lifetime.

enjox27 (c2)- Naruto may seem godlike in this fanfic (Which he will be), but at least I made his godlike power seem reasonable. The only reason Naruto isn't spamming Amaterasu, Tsukyomi, and any other super-powered techniques, choosing to use his fists over anything else, is because he has no damn clue as to how to use those techniques and I'm not going to automatically give him access to those techniques. UNLIKE How Kishimoto just gave Kakashi the ability to use Perfect Susanoo without even knowing how to use that technique immediately as of chapter 688! [Throws phone across room in frustration due to reading chapter 688 of the manga]

And now, without further delay, I bring you chapter 3 of this story! Read and Review!

Disclaimer, I do not own Naruto or Disgaea.

"Hey" - Regular Speech

'Something' - Regular Thoughts/ Sarcastic Remarks

-Somewhere, 10:00 A.M.- -Statement of A Time/Place/Change of P.O.V.

"Hello" - Demon/ Grimm Speech

'I'm going to eat you' -Demon/ Grimm Thought

"Hello" - Flashbacks/Dream Text

(Witchcraft) -Song Insert

Chapter - Chapter Start/ Chapter End

Chapter Start

-Near the Gateway to the Item World-

Naruto and his vassals walked over to the weird gate that Priere had pointed them to, telling him to kick some ass before heading off. Going closer to the portal, Naruto saw two men standing guard, both looking a bit lazy.

On the left was a tall man with brown hair combed down and covered his right eye, he had dark slitted eyes, fair skin, and pointed ears. He had a black bandana on along with a black long-sleeved turtle-neck shirt and black baggy pants. And on the right was a slightly shorter man with long, spiky, black hair, dark slitted eyes, pointed ears, and small curled horns on top of his head. He had a strip of bandage running across the bridge of his nose and a light-colored marking on his chin and wore a dark blue long-sleeved turtle-neck shirt and black baggy pants. The man on the right sighed in boredom.

"Dammit Izumo! How the hell did we go from one gate guard job to the next?!" the man on the right exclaimed.

"The hell if I know, Kotetsu!" the man on the left, now identified as Izumo, said.

"This job seems more boring than back at Konoha!" the man on the right, identified as Kotestu, stated, "Doesn't anything interesting ever happen here?!"

"Izumo? Kotestu?" Naruto called out as he neared the gate and saw the two familiar faces. The duo looked at the source of the familiar voice and their eyes widened in shock and surprise.

"Naruto?" Izumo questioned.

"Oh my Kami! It is you Naruto!" Kotestu exclaimed as he grinned, Izumo and Naruto grinning as well.

"It's good to see you guys! How the hell did you end up here?" Naruto asked.

"Well, here we were, fighting some White Zetsus when suddenly the moon turned red and everyone fell down. When we woke up, we looked like this and somehow got dragged into this job. So now here we are, stuck being the Eternal Gatekeepers." Izumo replied.

"Did you guys see anyone else from the Elemental Nations?" Naruto asked. Izumo and Kotetsu shock their heads.

"No, you've been the only familiar face so far." Kotetsu said.

"At least there's one familiar face." Izumo said to Kotetsu.

"So where ya going, Naruto?" Kotestu asked, changing the topic.

"Well, I'm heading to the Item World." Naruto said.

"Alright then! Let's open up the Stargate-er I mean, the portal!" Izumo exclaimed. The gate had light purple sparks flying around for a second before the portal filled the outline of the gate. Suddenly, a blocky man with brown hair, a beard, and blue eyes wearing a teal t-shirt, blue pants, and gray shoes appeared. His eyes were closed as he walked forward nonchalantly whilst whistling a tune. After stepping a few feet out of the portal, the man opened his blocky eyes and froze. The group around him stood silent as they looked at the odd man before them. The blocky man slowly began to back away, holding up his hands in defense as he stepped back through the portal.

Naruto blinked a few times after the blocky man left, "Who the hell was that?" Naruto asked.

"Dammit! We have to go deeper!" Izumo whispered to Kotestu.

"I know, I know! This is the eighth time this has happened, Kotetsu!" Izumo whispered back.

"Ninth actually, remember the incident with that Laharl fella?" Kotetsu quietly asked.

"Oh yeah..." Izumo said.

"Sorry about that, let's try this again." Kotestu said, firing up the portal again. This time, orange particles sparked around before the portal lit up an orange color. Yet another person stepped out of the portal, only this time it was a woman. The woman in question stood at 5'7" with lightly tanned skin, short brown hair, C-cup sized breasts, and had light blue eyes. She wore a white tank top, orange pants, and weird white boots and had a strange white gun-like device in her hands. Attached to the odd gun was a potato with wiring.

"Oh my." a robotic sing-song voice said, a light emitted from a circular object attached to the potato as the voice spoke, "This usually doesn't happen..."

"..." The group stood silent once again.

"What. The. Fuck." Naruto said, breaking the eerie silence.

"Go back through the portal, go back through the portal!" The robotic sing-song voice exclaimed as the woman holding the strange gun ran back through the portal.

"Third times the charm!" Kotetsu said, quickly closing the portal and reopening it. This time the portal glowed a bright green. Nothing came out of the portal, but all could see clearly what lied beyond it.

Looking through the portal, the group saw clusters of floating rocks and strange creatures flying around. The creatures somehow reminded the group of two meatballs connected by a glob of spaghetti. Dozens of these creature flew around before turning their attention to the group that was looking through the portal. After a few seconds all the strange creatures began charging at the group.

"Close the portal! Close the portal!" Izumo yelled frantically. The portal closed at the last second before any of the strange flying spaghetti monsters could pass through. The duo of gatekeepers sighed in relief as the group once again stood silent.

"What the hell was that?!" Naruto asked.

"Trust me, you don't want to know." Kotetsu said.

"Alright, the fourth try should work." Izumo stated. The portal sparked with light blue particles for a second before opening, this time getting the light blue grid of the first level of the Item World.

"Good! This time we got it!" Kotetsu exclaimed.

"Good luck guys!" Izumo said as the group walked through the portal, "We got it on our fourth try this time!" he said once the portal closed, giving his partner a high-five.

"New record!" Kotetsu exclaimed.

-Item World, Level 1-

Naruto and his vassals appeared in the Item World. They blinked a few times as the group adjusted to their new surroundings.

"Well... now what?" Naruto asked as he looked around.

"We kick some ass, that's what." Harold said as the group saw the rapidly approaching forms of common enemies. At this response, Naruto got a devilish grin and charged at the incoming enemies.

The fight that soon followed was one-sided as Naruto and his vassals tore through each of the enemies that came at them, repeating the process for ninety-eight more levels. Naruto would punch through anything in his way, Salvatore, Asagi, Kyoko, Asuka, and Harold took care of any that made it out of Naruto's rampage or came at them, and Tsunami healed the group whenever there was a need to. As they progressed through the Item World, the group was able to collect enough weapons, armor, and other various objects to arm a medium-sized army.

-Item World, Level 100-

"Alright! Let's do this! Who's next?!" Naruto yelled as he continued onward to Level 100. As the group walked around, they noticed that there was only a single enemy present. The single enemy appeared to stand at 6'2" with green skin, spiky dark gray hair that was shoulder-length, and dark red eyes. The man wore traditional red samurai armor, a black shirt, black pants, a black battle skirt, and dark grey shinobi sandals. In his hands he held a large sword that had a rectangular shape with a dakr-golden hilt and foreign writing on the blade.

"So thou art my next challenger! So be it then, I shall smite thee and thou shalt remember the name-" the Item God began to say, but was rudely interrupted by a fist to his face that sent him flying back. Standing where the Item God was, Naruto had his fist outstretched, indicating he was the one who punched the man in the face.

"I don't care who the hell you are! I'm gonna kick your ass!" Naruto exclaimed as he lunged at the Item God again. This time though, the Item God was half-prepared for the crazy redhead and dodged the incoming fist.

"Foolish young demon! Fall to the Yoshitsuna!" the Item God yelled as he swung the legendary blade in his hand. Naruto dodged the massive blade as it came near him and continued to evade the massive blade.

On the sidelines, Harold, Tsunami, Salvatore, Kyoko, Asagi, and Asuka watched the crazy redhead fight the Item God.

"And this is his first time in the Item World?" Asuka questioned.

"From what I've seen about Naruto, he's got the devil's luck when it comes to... well, everything." Salvatore said as she remembered his extreme luck with the DA.

"Should we help him?" Harold asked.

"It doesn't look like he needs any help at the moment." Tsunami said as she watched the redhead Overlord proceed to kick the Item God where the sun don't shine. This in turn caused the divine being to drop down into a curled up position as he held his injured family jewels. While the Item God was on the ground, he momentarily dropped the Yoshitsuna. Picking up the sword, Naruto proceeded to inspect the weapon, giving it a few test swings before he shrugged his shoulders.

"Might as well head back now." Naruto said nonchalantly. Seconds later his group vanished in a bright blue light, leaving the Item God without the Yoshitsuna in exchange for a low blow to the man's pride... and crotch.

-Back At the Gateway-

Naruto's group reappeared through the portal they went through. Standing in front of the group was the gatekeepers Izumo and Kotetsu, along with Kaguya and Priere.

"Lucy, I'm home!" Naruto exclaimed in a sing-song voice.

"What's that you got there, Naruto-kun?" Priere asked as she noticed the large blade in the redhead's hands.

"Well, there was this weird looking guy with green skin at level 100. He kept babbling on about 'smiting me' or some other crap. I kicked him where the sun don't shine, and bam." Naruto said, using his hand to exaggerate his tale, "He dropped this weird looking sword and I guess I took it from him."

"Hmm... The Yoshitsuna..." Kaguya mumbled as she inspected the blade at a closer level.

"Oh yeah! I remember him saying something like that when we were fighting." Naruto added.

"The Yoshitsuna, eh? It's been a while since I last saw that blade." Priere said.

"What is the Yoshitsuna anyways?" Naruto asked.

"It's one of the legendary blades that the four original Overlords used." Priere replied, causing Naruto to tilt his head in confusion.

"The four original Overlords...?" Naruto questioned.

"Oh yeah! You haven't learned about them yet." Priere said, causing the group to sweatrop.

"No, no I haven't." Naruto said.

"Well, here's how the legend goes..." Priere said.

Chapter End

Post Notes

AAAANNNDD Done! This is likely going to be the shortest chapter I have ever written, if not, then in the top five shortest. Truthfully, I didn't spend much time writing this chapter, about a day or two at most, so I hadn't really expected my usual 3-4k. This story isn't one I'm going to take as serious as my other stories, more of a story for multiple references to various games, TV shows, movies, etc. that I find amusing.

My next update will be for SNK.

Anyways, I'll see you guys next time! Read and Review!

-CrimsonKyuubiSage out!