SEASON 2 BABY! So I said I would write a season 2 so here I am, writing a season 2! This one promises to be longer, better, and more descriptive then the last! If it isn't, then sorry! But I would like to ask all of you to review and support me throughout this story as you did the last! And without further ado, season two of Total Drama My Way

Chris is standing on a marble port decorated with palm trees and signs of an unknown language, with a dark tanned man with a fedora over a spikey mess of hair.

"Welcome, Total Drama Fans, to season 2 of our EPIC hit T.V. series. Last season we brought 14 contestants to battle it out in hopes of one million dollars. Michael managed to win it all, but I informed them, that there would be another chance at the million."

Chris walks farther down the dock to where a helicopter was floating above him. "This season, I am joined by my new Co-Host, Manitoba Smith" Chris says, introducing the man next to him. Manitoba is an archeologist, who will be helping me out with the season, for "authenticity" or more pain! I just can't decide!" Chris says with a laugh.

"Ei, I'll be helping with a bit o both in this show mate!" Manitoba says, tipping his hat. "It'll be a blast!"

"Yep!" Chris says optimistically. "This is gonna be the best ever! Now, let's bring in our victims!" Chris says, causing the helicopter door to open. "First off, we have Michael, the winner of Total Drama Season One and the top athlete of the cast!"

Michael dives off of the helicopter into the bay and swims to shore. "Hey Chris! I'm back for my second million this time!" Michael says excitedly. "I totally got this one in the bag!"

"Wow Michael, you sure seem excited! But we have to move onto our next contestant" Chris explains. "She's the international T.V. sweetheart, the princess of our show, its ALI!" Chris says.

Chef picks up Ali, who is struggling against his strength. "Please Chef, don't! I'm fragile!" She says, before Chef throws her into the water. A few seconds later, she resurfaces. Her hair is wet and she swims back to shore, where she goes up to Chris.

"Hey Ali! You cold at all?" Chris says to the shivering girl.

"Wha-whatever" Ali says, shivering madly. "Can we get on with this al-already?!" She finishes standing over by Michael.

"The next contestant was the great jerk, the king of all jerks , the master of deception, and the man who made all the drama last season, itttsss Mark!" Chris exclaimed.

In the helicopter you hear some fighting going on, until Mark pops out, and jumps onto the dock. "Sorry Chef, but you aren't going to get me!" Mark brags. "I'm just badass that way!" Mark says condescendingly with his head held high and his usual smirk on his face. "Hey Ali, good to see ya!" Mark says, causing Ali to scowl in disgust.

Confessional (Ali)

Ali; "This season, that lowdown, deceptive piece of shit is going down early! I am not going to let him get ahead of the game!"

Confessional over (Ali)

Chris has now settled everyone down again and looks at the camera. "Next, we have yet ANOTHER fan favorite! He's not strong, he's not hot, but he has a brain for miles! Everyone welcome our favorite tech nerd, JJ!" Chris says, as Chef comes out of the helicopter, holding JJ in a wedgie, who is wide eyed in pain.

"HELP MEEEEE!" JJ cries out as he falls. When he hits the water, he goes straight under. He resurfaces after about 10 seconds.

"Hey JJ, nice entrance" Mark sneers. "That really must impress all the viewers back home!" Mark finishes with a laugh.

JJ rolls his eyes and goes over to where Ali and Michael are. "So guys, vote him off first chance we can?" JJ asks curiously.

"Our next contestant is the Queen of Mean, the Sexiest of them all, and the whiny brat of the cast. ITS BELLA!" Chris announces, causing everyone but Mark to groan.

Bella flips down from the helicopter, landing gracefully, and then tackling Mark, starting a make-out session with her boyfriend.

"Ugghhhh, get a room you two!" Ali complained. She then pushed Mark, causing Mark and Bella to both fall on the marble, knocking the couple apart.

"Owwwww!" Bella complained. "What the hell was that for?!" She yelled at Ali.

"Ummm, for acting like animals!" Ali retorts. "Aren't you supposed to be human beings, and not disgusting rodents?"

"WHATEVER!" Chris yells. "Now, I can finally get to this seasons intros!" Chris again recomposes himself and turns towards the camera again. "Now, we have yet another fan favorite, the anti-Bella, the skater girl tomboy of the cast! Its LAUREN!"

Suddenly, the skater girl flies out of the helicopter on her favorite board. "YEEHAAAA!" She yells as she lands on the docks and grinds on the edge of the docks up to Chris. "Sup" She says in a badass way.

"Nice entrance Lauren! Way to be badass!" Chris compliments the skater.

"I really didn't even try" Lauren says coolly, before going to stand next to Ali. "So Ali, hows it going" She asked her best friend.

"Our next contestant, dominated until he managed to piss everyone else off and turn even his own allies against him" Chris started, and everyone knew who he was talking about. "It's the bossy scout himself, MATHEW!"

Mathew is seen pushed out of the helicopter violently. He is wearing his class a scout uniform, as he hits the water with a splash and resurfaces. "Chris you are so paying for the dry cleaning for this!" Mathew verbally attacked the host. "This is a very important uniform!"

Chris just rolls his eyes and pushes Mathew back into the water. "Mathew, no one gives a shit about your scout uniform! Now get out of the water and get in the group" Chris commanded the scout, who glared at him with a LOT of hate in his gaze." Now, our next contestant was the anti-social, ultra introvert, and SUPER NERDY, ITS DREW!"

Chef picks up Drew and brings him to the edge of the helicopter. "This is highly ilogicaaaaaaallllllllllllllll!" Drew says as Chef throws him out of the plane mid-sentence. (Season 5 intro reference! YEAH BABY)

Drew lands in the water, and dosen't resurface after a few seconds, causing Ali to jump into the water to save her friend. "I'm coming Drew!" She calls. Soon Ali comes back up, holding Drew, and she brings him back to shore where she begins to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

"Now while Ali tries to save Drew, we'll bring our next contestant in! She is the queen of insane, she ran from the RCMP after her elimination, causing us to have to track her down!" Chris says, scaring the other contestants. "ITS MONACO!"

Suddenly Monaco flips out of the helicopter, landing next to everyone, and scaring everyone.

Confessional (JJ)

JJ: *In a fetal position* "So much scariness!"

Confessional over (JJ)

"Alright, people, get back up!" Chris commands. "We've got our next contestant ready! He loves tea time, properness and HATES American food! Its Connor, the local Brit!"

After Chris says that, Chef throws Connor down rather hard, who instead of panicking, pulls out an umbrella and slows down to a peaceful landing on the dock. "Gooday everyone!" He says with a tone of proper cheerfulness. "I look forward to all that shall come this season!" He finishes before walking over to stand by everyone else. Suddenly he spots Lauren and walks directly over to her. "You look ravishing today M'lady" Connor says.

"Ummmm, okay" Lauren says, looking confused, as she slowly scoots away

Confessional (Connor)

"What a pretty lass… It's too bad she's American!"

Confessional over (Connor)

"Ok now, we have a schedule to keep, so I'll be getting to the next camper now!" Chris says. "This boy really brought in some laughs for the short time he was here, and his underwear was dropped on his head in the third episode… ITS GARRET!" Chris announces as Garret stumbles out of the helicopter, Falling right near Chris, who intentionally avoided him.

"Owwwwwww!" Garret groans. "Why me?"

"Cause Garret, you're a total clutz!" Mathew yelled. "Now get back here so we can get back onto the show!"

"Hey, as great as it is for ratings, we've got a schedule to keep, like I've said before!" Chris says. "So, our next contestant was framed, and never shut up, EVER! Its Jaden!" Chris says.

"WAAAAAHHHHH!" Jaden yells as he hits the dock. "Ow, I really should of adjusted my body weight to make the fall less painful therefor-" Jaden says as he rattles off a hundred words for a minute.

"Hey, Jaden" Chris says. "Zip it and stand over by everybody else! Now the next contestant was also framed! He is a comical gamer with a few gold medals in fencing, ITS BRENDAN!"

Brendan jumps down from the helicopter and makes a perfect landing. "Yo Chris, what's up dude?" He asks casually bumping fists with the host.

"Cool, now our final contestant was the first to be eliminated, not that she cared anyway! ITS MADDI!" Chris says, as the goth falls from the sky silent without a care. She resurfaces and swims over to the dock.

"Whatever Chris, I'm only back cause of the stupid contract!" Maddi says before standing over by Drew, who is staring. "What?" The goth asks the nerd.

"Now, you all thought it would be just you again right?" Chris asks. "Well think again, because we've got TWO new cast members!" Chris announces. "Our first contestant is fresh from Juvie, with a criminal record a mile long, ITS EDITH!" Chris says as a new helicopter pulls up and its doors open.

"Death from above!" Edith yelled as she dropped down from the helicopter to the dock. She had tanned skin and piercings like Duncan's with Green highlights streaming through her hair. She wore a leather jacket over a Green Day tee-shirt and leather jeans with chains on them. "Hey losers!" She said as she analyses the cast. "Looks like easy picking!" She says, smirking evilly.

"Now that she's introduced, we have our next contestant, its DAWN!" Chris says, as a girl floats out of the plane with the help of some animals. (Just so you know this is Dawn for Total Drama Revenge of the Island! Same look about her too)

Dawn reaches the dock quickly and not wet at all. "Greetings children of Mother Earth!" She says before walking over to JJ and Ali. "Your auras are a bright pink, which means you are in love! That's so sweet!" She says, swooning.

JJ and Ali look at the moonchild with a funny look. "Umm thanks?" JJ says.

"Oh, you must not understand, I can read auras!" Dawn explains, confusing the couple even more. "Its complicated!"

FLASH

Chris is giving everyone a tour of the set. "This season is called Total Drama B.C., which means that the theme is ancient times, so look around!" Chris explains. "Now that we have reached the commons area, I will divide the teams!" Chris says, pulling out a list.

"Mathew"

"Edith"

"JJ"

"Garret"

"Bella"

"Michael"

"Mark"

"And Monaco, stand over there, you are team A" Chris says, pointing to hid left.

"Do I have to be on Monaco's team again?" Mathew questions, with a pissy look on his face.

"Now, for team B" Chris says, ignoring Mathew completely.

"Ali"

"Lauren"

"Brendan"

"Drew"

"Connor"

"Maddi"

"Dawn"

"And Jaden, you are team B!" Chris announces. "Now, onto today's challenge!" Chris starts, causing the teens to groan.

Confessional (Maddi/Garret)

Maddi: "Woooooooow Chris *Waves hands sarcastically* "So original, I defiantly wasn't expecting that!"

SHIFT

Garret: "Gulp, a-a-a challenge, already!"

Confessional over (Maddi/Garret)

Chris waited until the two teams calmed down, and then got to explaining the rules. "Now, around the ruins where all challenges will be, I have pieces of your team logos scattered all around the area! First team to assemble their team logo wins immunity and a special treat! Team loser shall be sending someone home!" Chris says.

"Um Chris?" Brendan asks. "You never gave us our team names man!"

"Thank you" Chris says. "Team A, you shall hance forth be known as "The Screaming Tribe!" Your logo is red and gold. Team B, you are now dubbed… "The Towering Tikis" Chris says with excitement. "Your logo is green and brown! NOW GO!" Chris screams through the megaphone, setting off his frog horn.

Chris turns towards the cameras. "Our season is underway! Who will win the first challenge, and who will take a ride on our newest elimination device, which shall be yet to be revealed! Find out next time, on TOTAL DRAMA B.C.!" Chris finishes as bongo drums play a quick beat in the back ground.

How was that for an intro guys? I really worked my ass of for this to work, and it seems to be going well! R&R AND SEE YA LATER! Oh, and fav and follow too, how could I forget that?!