Heyo!

Hey, sorry that took forever and a half. Homework and ADHD make a great recipe for Not Making Any Progress In Anything.

Not that school sucks, but I'd rather write stuff on my own time.

Anywho, here's THE LONG AWAITED chapter 3!

Hope you guys are ready for this one.

Enjoy to your heart's content~ :D

"Truth or dare?" Sasha looked over at Armin. She had the best idea forming in her head. Please pick dare, she thought eagerly.

"Dare," he said, as if on cue.

It took all she had to contain her excitement. "I dare you," Sasha said excitedly, "to wear a dress."

... After he recovered from looking scared half to death, Armin said, "Like... like, a ball gown?"

"Oh, great idea!" Sasha applauded him. "Yeah, a ball gown works."

"Oh, goodie," Armin muttered under his breath.

Hanji seemed to be having great fun with the whole affair. "How about a frilly pink ball gown, eh?"

"Ooh, yeah!" Sasha grinned like a kid in a candy store.

Armin looked more flustered by the second.

"Good of you to mention the ball gown," Eren teased.

Armin sighed. He'd never even worn a dress... uh, if you don't count the one time when Mikasa made him wear a wedding gown.

"This is too big," he'd said.

"Just try it." Mikasa shoved it over his head. "You'll look adorable."

"Tell me again why I'm doing this?" he managed through the silk and lace.

"My friend wants it to fit her." Armin could hear her stifling a laugh.

"And how old is said 'friend'?"

"Thirteen."

"Oh, for Maria's sake," he groaned. "What's a thirteen-year-old going to do with a wedding dress?"

Mikasa paused. "...I don't know."

"Yay, she don't know."

"God, just wear it."

So eventually he complied, and only after he was fitted did Mikasa admit that there was no 13-year-old friend. He felt so stupid! He wasn't anywhere near the stature of a thirteen-year-old girl.

And now here he was, four years later, and he has to wear a ball gown now.

No, a frilly pink ball gown.

He didn't say anything for a minute. He was still caught in the flashback of The Afternoon of the Wedding Dress.

It was Eren's voice that brought him back to the present. "No homo," he said, "but I kinda want to see you in a dress."

"Oh, yeah, that makes me feel better."

"You've got an audience now, Arlert," Levi said. "Give us a good show."

"Can one of you guys at least help me put it on?" Armin glanced mainly at the ladies.

"It would be an honor." Mikasa grinned wickedly and stood up.

Ah, so she remembers now.

Mikasa led Armin out of the mess hall, looking back over her shoulder to wink at Sasha.

Minutes passed. Nobody really knew how long it had been since they'd left, and eventually Jean and Eren were starting to bet on how long it would take.

"Ten more minutes," Jean said.

"No, no, probably... like, fifteen," Eren argued.

"Twelve?"

"No," Eren repeated. "Fifteen."

"Fifty," Levi chimed in.

"It's probably been fifty already." Eren cast a glance at the door.

"Want me to go check?" Sasha offered.

"Yeah," Jean and Eren replied at the same time.

Just as she was standing up, the door opened.

Mikasa held the door open for Armin. "My lady," she said.

Armin was certainly a sight to behold. He was, in fact, wearing a pink ball gown, complete with lace cuffs on the sleeves, with all the flouncy skirts trailing behind him as he walked in. His face felt extremely hot, but he was certain that no one was paying attention to his face.

"Um," Eren said. "Nice corset."

"Shut up," Armin snapped.

"Someone's on their time of month," Levi commented.

"Twirl." Hanji made a circular motion with her fingers.

He twirled, and everyone - even Levi - gasped as the skirts flowed out gracefully around him. He twirled once, then twice, then after the third time he almost collapsed.

"The corset is doing its job," he announced before he fainted.

Jean grunted as he fumbled for the pink corset strings. "Why'd you make it so freaking tight?" he shot at Mikasa.

"Well, I'm sorry!"

"Well, I'm sorry,'" he mimicked her in an extremely inaccurate falsetto voice.

Mikasa huffed as she got up to help him. Jean had rolled Armin over onto his stomach, and he was completely failing at loosening the corset.

"You're so stupid." She pushed him aside. "You see this knot?" she asked, as if speaking to a four-year-old. "You untie it like this." She pulled both ends and the knot came apart.

Jean whipped around when he heard sniggering.

"Ha, I'm sorry," Eren's face was red from trying to hold back his laugh. "Just... you can't undo a knot?"

"Yeah, that's kind of ridiculous," Hanji said.

"I can undo a knot," Jean fumed, "but I've never undone a corset before."

"It's the same thing, genius!" Levi rolled his eyes yet again.

"Well, anyway." Jean had undone the corset now, exposing Armin's bare back. "Should I... take the thing off?"

"Go on ahead." Mikasa smirked.

"Right..." Jean rolled Armin onto his back again, taking care to lift the corset off the boy's chest.

Jean's face felt warm as he tried to look anywhere but at Armin's chest. He's a guy, though, he thought.

That didn't exactly help.

"Done staring, horse face?" Sasha interrupted Jean's train of thought.

"Um, yeah." He slowly walked back over to the circle.

"So, now that Armin's passed out," Hanji said, "who wants to go next?"

"I will," Eren answered. When no one protested, he went on.

"Captain Levi, truth or dare?" Eren asked, grinning deviously.

"Hm. Dare." Levi smirked. All he's done so far is kissing dares, he thought assuredly.

"Alright." Eren rubbed his invisible goatee. "I dare you to karaoke 'Bad Romance.' And don't be afraid to do a little dance, while you're at it."

"OH SNAP!" Hanji, Sasha, and Jean shouted at the same time.

The corporal's eyes widened. "Er," he stammered. "Do I..." he began, then stopped. "Uh, you don't even have the music."

"Way ahead of you, my man." Sasha brought out a stereo.

Levi cursed under his breath.

"Oh, I really wanna see this!"

Everyone turned their heads to look.

"Is that... ?"

"Somebody pinch me," Sasha muttered.

Ohoh, I put in a little CLIFFHANGER for ye!

Again, my apologies for not getting this done sooner. Life kinda got in the way xD

Anyway, I may or may not start taking requests now. It's tough to think of any on my own, and I also figured it would give you guys a chance to participate, too.

I dunno. Let's see how it goes. Please PM the requests to me (I wanna keep it a bit of a surprise!).

AND NOW FOR THE DBZ-TYPE OUTRO:

Who is this new player? Is it Christa, or Erwin perhaps? Or has K Seisho herself finally joined in on the fun?

More importantly, will the corporal dance for us?

Find out next time, in ATTACK ON TITAN: TRUTH OR DARE!

(Oh, and have a great Thanksgiving, everyone! (And those of you who aren't American, have a good day anyway! XD)