One boring night, Rukia was drawing Chappy in a sketchbook, trying to create a manga. Later, she got bored, and asked Ichigo what he was doing.
"What are you doing?" she asked, with a slight hint of curiosity.
"I'm watching a movie; it's called 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', do you wanna watch it with me?"
Seeing as she had nothing else to do, she decided to watch it. Isshin came in a bit later, shouting "My son is on a date! Grandchildren, Masaki! We'll be Grandparents!"
Meanwhile, Byakyuya, who was doing paperwork in his manor, sneezed.
Back at the Kurosaki residence, Ichigo kicked his annoying (and possibly drunk) Father, and he promptly fell down the stairs. However, Rukia was eyeing the screen with intense happiness. "Oh my god, it's soooooooooo cute!" she exclaimed. On the screen, there was a rabbit.
Ichigo promptly began to explain the Rabbit's nature. "It's the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. It kills people, and is vicious."
Rukia's eyes teared up. "But why would such a cute little rabbit kill anyone? I know Rabbits are nice!" she protested.
Then the scene where the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog appears began. Her claims had just been destroyed, right as she watched it.
But, instead of crying, or being angry, she thought about the practical uses of a Rabbit like the Killer Rabbit, like dropping it into Los Noches, and letting it do whatever. And thus, she began thinking about going to the 12th Division's Labs, and seeing if they could engineer a rabbit.
After the scene had ended, Rukia abruptly shouted "I'm going to bed!", and went to Ichigo's closet to scheme. Ichigo didn't really care, and kept on watching the movie.
Little did he know about Rukia's crazy scheme. . .
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