Dear Santa,

All I really want for Christmas is to burn everything and everyone. Just….. FIRE! I'd like a plethora of fireplaces for my ever-growing collection. It's been pretty awesome- all of the guests in my house have died in my living room! Also, I want some motion sensing flamethrowers to put at my front door. Make sure the elves are really careful with that one! Finally, I want some materials to build a giant pit in my backyard. Because, you know, pits.

Peace be with you,

Hephaestus

a/n

Hey guys! It's kind of been awhile... But I'm back! I will do my best to get the end of this series out as soon as possible. Keep your eyes out!

Peace, love and COOKIES

~FootWebbed (::) (::)