Oh the Irony Chapter 1

Irony 1: the use of words to express the opposite of what one really means. 2: incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of an even and the expected result

Alright this is my first Inuyasha fanfic, but don't let that stop you. Now I could give you a summary but I don't want to give anything away, so just read and find out.

****************** Kagome ran as fast as she could to bone eaters well. A certain hanyou was not far behind. "Kagome!" She had had a good 15 minute head start and he was still catching up.and quickly. She never wanted to curse more in her life, that or sit him till there was an Inuyasha size hole in the ground with him at the bottom of it!

"I need to go home Inuyasha." She gasped out through burning lungs. The well was in sight. FINALLY. Was all she could think. With grace a gymnast could appreciate she planted one hand on the wooden side; bring her legs around in one fluid motion. She saw the darkness of the well coming at her. Then she stopped. A strong hand had grasped her upper arm and was now bringing her up, away from the darkness that would lead her home.

Inuyasha brought her up to face him. "We need to find more shards wench and you are not going home until we do!" Kagome opened her mouth to say the infamous words and Inuyasha stepped back wisely. Not wanting to be subdued into falling down the well. Kagome still in his grasp was startled by the movement and grabbed a hold of the pray beads for sum stability. Not expecting the extra wait around his neck Inuyasha lurched foreword. Kagome's back was leaning over the well as she was pushed into a sitting position on its side.

"Let her go home Inuyasha, she needs to take her tests." The voice of Sango caught the attention of the off balance hanyou. He turned his head quickly, letting go of Kagome's arm in the process. She lat out a yelp and grabbed on to what she thought was his clothing, but turned out to be the pray beads again. Gravity took hold and fell form her precarious position o the edge of the well plummeting head first.

On the other side of the well a slightly bruised Kagome opened her eyes. "Well that was fun." She said to no one in particular. "At least I'm home." With that thought she brought her hand up to move the hair out of her face only to feel the cool round beads in her hand. "Oh..." The strangled sound escaped her lips but nothing more. One could have mistaken her for statue. A statue of a person trying to impersonate a fish that is.

She sat there, waiting for some big explosion, the world to end..something, but the silence of the well prevailed. "Maybe he didn't even notice." "Guess again." A voice far too familiar whispered in her ear, clawed hands holding onto her shoulders. She turned slowly. Despite the calm voice he had used his eyes looked murderous and feral. A smirk graced his lips. Without warning he slung her onto his shoulder and leapt from the well only to turn a leap back down. Still in shock Kagome had yet to utter a word.



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Oh no, what will happen to poor Kagome Please review!!!!!!