FANG VS DYLAN

Dylan:

I hate you, Fang

You stink

You are an idiot

Go away

Fang:

Yeah?

I could never tell you what it really is

I can only tell you what it feels like

But right now, it feels hella good

Being with Max, like how I should

I thought you were her perfect other half, guess I'm tripping

I don't even need to say it, we both know I'm winning

Run away, stompin' cars,

Don't complain, that's what you are

Nothin' better than my trash

I'm the one who's got the cash

I can't believe someone hasn't killed you yet

You're not worthy to be Max's baby pet

I heard you're still two, do you go to Pre-K?

Must've gotten bullied pretty bad, I gotta say

When your mommy dropped you in front of the school

They arrested for her littering a puddle of drool

Don't mess with me, I'm the head of the house

Max and I are done with this, soon she'll be my spouse


This will be a multi-chaptered collection of rap battles!

Rules: Winner stays around for next round. Loser is eliminated, but can be brought back later.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?