I don't even know anymore, it's almost 5am and I haven't slept.

Still not owning these people.

"Why is she-?"

"I don't know."

"That doesn't look very comfortable."

"What's she actually meant to be doing, anyway?"

"I don't know. Yoga?"

Avery had been the one to take the magazine from his dad's nightstand and smuggle it on the trip with him, and it had been making the rounds of the boys tents. It had finally reached Jude and Connor.

Jude decided he was frankly disturbed by what he was seeing. He couldn't be entirely sure about Connor, but he was fairly certain he felt the same.

Connor made the mistake of turning the page, and he physically moved back from the magazine and his brow furrowed in confusion.

"What are they-"

"Ew."

"Oh my god."

"Ew. Ew. Turn it back, turn it back!"

"That looks gross."

"Why is it still open?"

They both paused for a moment, examining the image in revulsion.

"Is it… meant to look like that?"

"I don't know, I've never seen one."

"Ew."

"Yeah."