Naruto the Orange Green Ninja

When Lee and Gai sensei convince Naruto to wear one of their green, skin-tight monstrosities, Sakura has one mission: To stop Naruto from wearing it! Sakura and the other girls make a bet to see who can get Naruto to take off the the suit first.

Takes place a few weeks after the Sasuke failed retrieval arc!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

But I did make the cover image and I must say, man did I make it awesome! (As creator of the cover image, I get all bragging rights, and can brag about it all I want. Haha!)

- Chapter One -

Uh oh. Something was wrong. Something was terribly wrong. Sakura felt it. Something terrible was about to happen.

A man wearing a ridiculous green spandex suit and a black bowl haircut was talking to a kid with blond hair and an orange jumpsuit. A smaller version of the green clad man stood proudly ranting about youth. Across from them, Sakura stood, trying to calm her nerves.

"Naruto. Nothing impresses me more than guts, kid. Com'ere. Let me give you this. It'll make you stronger." Gai sensei flashed a trademarked Gai sensei smile.

"Really?! What is it?!" Naruto asked with excitement.

"You get your own-"

Trumpets blared as guy sensei held up a trademarked guy sensei training suit! A green, spandex suit!

"Ahhh!" Naruto squealed in excitement, as he looked at the green spandex suit with delight on his face.

Gai struck a pose. "It's real polyester, contains moisture, and offers full frame of movement, all in one sweet package. If you wear it while training, you'll notice a difference immediately. They really grow on yah. Pretty soon, you'll be wearing them all the time. Just like Lee."

"Pretty soon, you'll be wearing them all the time." These words echoed in Sakura's mind over and over again. Crushing horror came from all sides, squeezing her nearly to death. No. No no no no. This could not be happening.

"AWW MANN!" Naruto yelled. His eyes burned with fire. This suit would make him stronger, just like how it made Lee and Gai stronger! Pure delight was etched on Naruto's face.

This was Sakura's second-worst nightmare.

"Eh?" said Gai, pointing at Naruto.

"Eh?!" responded Naruto pointing at Might Guy.

"Eh?!"

"Eh?!"

"Eh?!"

"Eh?!"

Scratch that. This was Sakura's WORST nightmare.

Naruto and Gai kept pointing to each other, saying, "Eh?!", while the green spandex monstrosity waved in the wind.

Yep. Worst. Nightmare.

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A pink-haired kunoichi wearing a red dress walked on the dirt road with a blond, who had his eyes closed, a huge grin, and fingers locked at the back of his head.

"You aren't really going to wear that, are you?" Asked Sakura. She desperately hoped for a "no of course not, just kidding, one of my pranks, hahaha, huge plastic grin". Unfortunately, this was not the case.

"Of course I am!" Naruto exploded with a grin. "Guy sensei said it contains moisture, offers full frame of movement, and is 100% polyester! He even gave me ankle weights that'll make stronger and faster!"

Sakura balked. Gai gave Naruto ankle weights, too? If this kept up, soon there would be another Gai clone in the village. This was worse than she thought it was! Images of Gai, Lee, and Naruto screaming about the power of youth flashed in her head. No. She had to stop this. She would stop this from happening at all costs.

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Ino looked at her friend Sakura. Although they were officially not friends anymore and rivals now, they always had each other's back. If one needed help, the other gave it. And now, Sakura looked like she could really use her help right now.

Sakura had gathered Ino, Hinata, and TenTen together for what she called, "An emergency." She had an unrecognizable look on her face that spoke of many horrors.

Ino spoke first. "So what is it?" She asked with concern.

"You know Gai, and Lee, right?" Sakura asked.

"Lee isn't following you around again, is he?" TenTen asked, cracking her knuckles. She remembered the last time that happened. She had given him quite a beating, which may or may not have included many of her nice, pointy weapons she was known for. She smirked as she remembered Lee crying 'tears of youth' when she was finished with him. Later, he resigned and took to doing two hundred push ups while ranting about the power of youth.

Sakura shook her head. "It's worse than that."

Ino, TenTen, and Hinata all looked at Sakura, as the urgency of the situation became clear. What could possibly be worse than... THAT?!

"W-worse?" Hinata asked.

"Yes. Gai gave Naruto one of those monstrous green spandex training suits."

"Na-Naruto?" Hinata blushed at name of her crush. Images of Naruto wearing the ridiculous spandex rushed through her mind. Hinata couldn't bear the thought of her life-time crush wearing the horrendous suit.

Silence surrounded the four girls as they they contemplated the situation.

"We need to get that suit off him." TenTen said pointedly. As one of Lee's teammates, and student of Might Gai, she knew that the last thing everyone needed was another green spandex ninja.

The other three kunoichi nodded solemnly, before Ino smirked. "To make this interesting, why don't we turn it into a bet? Whoever gets the suit off Naruto first wins. The losers of the bet..." She trailed off and smiled evilly.

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And that's a wrap for Chapter 1!

Poor unsuspecting Naruto... Hasn't he already had enough abuse in his life? Damn you, cursed green suit!

He he. I just had three cups of chocolate milk so I am really hyper. Just be glad that I didn't drink coffee. Or a monster. (I hate both which for me is a good thing...)

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