This is my first try at a Sonic story ever so please go easy on me. And I will admit it right now...I am a Sonaze fan so I'll be establishing that here. Some characters may be out of character because well...it's a humor story and it's supposed to get crazy. Different scenes will be seperated by a title. I had different versions of how to do this story and what characters to have. I'm even including the Knights of the Round Table. By the way this will start off rather slow at the beginning but will pick up speed later. There are a few references to the games but not connected.

Sonic: House Party Chronicles

Chapter 1: CATNIP!

"CATNIP!" ~Blaze

PART 1: THE GUESTS AND PLANS

This Saturday was the big night, Sonic's plans of having a large house party was in progress. His best friends Tails and Knuckles were helping to think about what food, drinks, games and other things to bring. Currently the hedgehog was thinking of the list of people he wanted to have over.

"Hmm, mabye...nah too troublesome...I could get, but he's probably busy...oh I know mabye...nope he's out of town." Sonic groaned chewing a chilidog getting crumbs all over the couch.

"Sonic, will she be here soon?" Tails asked coming into the living room.

"Yeah, I'm hoping she can loosen up." Sonic smiled.

"Hey Sonic, you inviting you know who?" Knuckles smirked.

Sonic choked on the chilidog causing him to start losing air. After being rushed to the hospital, he came back 2 hours later fine and sat on the couch.

"Her? Pfft, as if! Don't you remember last time? Sonic said.

FLASHBACK

Sonic, Tails and Knuckles were holding back a certain lavender cat from ripping the fur off of a certain pink annoyance who was being warned by the police about the assault. Everyone inside the house was knocked out with large bumps on their head from her hammer and the house was destroyed and on fire. Amy was known to party too hard and stayed constantly near Sonic to the point it made Blaze so angry she picked a fight with her. Her and Amy ended up getting into a serious fight while the others were determined to get Amy's hammer away from her...thus resulting in the house getting destroyed.

"Young lady, if you do this again, you'll be banned from this whole street and possibly arrested." The officer warned.

"Fine...BYE SONIC SEE YOU TOMORROW!" Amy waved before running off.

"I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!" Blaze screeched!

Sonic just fainted as something exploded in his house.

PRESENT

"Oh yeah, that was pretty crazy. You're lucky we could hold Blaze back that long." Knuckles rubbed his head.

"Dude, I got a big permanent burn mark on my hands and I had to get new gloves. That and she clawed my back leaving another permanent mark on my back." Sonic pointed to his back where 5 faded lines stretched across his back.

Just then the doorbell rang, Sonic looked out the peephole to see Blaze standing there twiddling her fingers.

"Hey Blaze glad you could make it!" Sonic opened the door.

"Hi Sonic." Blaze gave him a quick kiss on the lips before coming in.

"Hi Blaze, you're just in time. We're trying to figure out what stuff to bring. The party is in a week." Tails reminded them.

"Hmm, who do you have on the list of people?" Blaze asked sitting next to Sonic on the couch.

"Well we got Rouge, Silver, Shadow, Cream, Cheese, Vector, Espio, Charmy, Omega and Shadow...but that's about it." Sonic said.

"Please don't tell me you're inviting...her..." Blaze growled as she began to heat up warming the whole couch to the point Sonic jumped high into the air, smashed into the ceiling and fell back down on the table knocking himself unconscious. After going to the hospital for another 2 hours, he came back and sat on the couch again.

"Uh...no, not this time. But she can never know." Sonic said rubbing his head.

"Good, now I'm gonna go upstairs and use the bathroom." Blaze said leaving, but not before letting her tail slide across Sonic's face.

"I'm so glad I got that woman." Sonic smiled.

Tails was just getting done filling out invitations when he heard-

"I'm sexy and I know it"

Tails saw what looked like Knuckles break dancing and twerking in the kitchen making Tails' mouth drop to the ground. Knuckles immediately stopped seeing him and looked over at Sonic who was face-palming. He shuts off the music.

"Sorry, just wanted to get into the mood." Knuckles said going into the kitchen where Tails was at.

"You have a week you know. You could've been helping me with these invitations." Tails groaned putting them in stacks.

"Fuck that, that's your job! Hey, you have 4 extra cards here." Knuckles said.

"Yeah and I have no idea what to do with them..."

"..."

"Unless..."

"Unless..."

The two then shared devious smirks when the hatched an idea. A lightbulb popped over their heads but Knuckles' blew out before he punched it back to light.

"Oh the stuff we come up with. Mabye Sonic should not have told us about those...Knights." Knuckles said.

"I'll build a new invention that will allow us to travel back to their reality. This is gonna be good...just wonder how mad Blaze will be seeing another her around Sonic."

What Tails thought...

"YOU DID WHAT?"

"BLAZE IT WASN'T MY FAULT! THOSE TWO-"

Blaze brandishes her claws menacingly.

"OH SHIT!"

Sonic is chased through Town Square with a pissed off Blaze right behind him.

What Knuckles thought...

Blaze just stares at Sonic saying and doing nothing leaving Sonic confused.

"Uh Blaze...you okay?"

Blaze simply walks past Sonic and out the door leaving several seconds of silence. Then she came back inside and faced him again.

"What just happened?" Sonic asked.

"Oh...I just destroyed and killed just about everyone and everything in this city." Blaze said in a monotone voice.

"YOU WHAT?"

"Oh and I got you something." Blaze said pulling something from behind her back.

"Hmm, what's that-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!" Sonic jumped back.

Blaze was holding in front of her a copy of Sonic 06 and was trying to shove it against his chest.

"Do you feel it Sonic? Do you feel...GLITCHY?" Blaze yelled smacking Sonic with the game knocking him out.

Next thing Sonic knew, he was in the middle of a street. He looked around and heard a familiar noise. One he hadn't heard since the defeat of the Time Eater.

"HONK! HONK!"

"AW CHILI DOGS!" Sonic yelled racing away.

The modified G.U.N. truck comes out of nowhere and chases Sonic. As he looked back he could what looked like Blaze driving and activating the blades.

"COME BACK HERE YOU BLUE SON OF A BITCH!" Blaze yelled honking the horn showing a wicked smile.

Back in reality...

"Dude...I can see it now. Blaze is gonna have a-"

"Gonna have a what?" Came a voice from outside the kitchen.

They turned to see Blaze standing there with her hands on her hips narrowing her eyes at them.

"Uh...I was...trying to say...uh...Tails?" Knuckles motioned for him to take over.

"Oh uh...we were saying how you and Sonic are gonna have a...blast!" Tails nodded.

Blaze squinted her eyes thinking he wasn't telling the whole truth. Sonic had never told her about the time he ended up becoming King Arthur and saw another version of Blaze named Sir Percival. He didn't want her thinking he was cheating on her or something.

"Yeah sure...but I know something's up." Blaze sneered.

To distract himself, Knuckles turned the music back on and started dancing again facing away from them. He was dancing to the Sonic Generations "Escape from the city" classic remix. Tails quickly pretended to become interested in the invitations again. Blaze rolled her eyes and was about to leave when she noticed Knuckles doing a windmill-like dance. Tails then noticed and decided to join him...Blaze stood their uncomfortable as to what to do next...seeing they were having some fun, she gave in and joined them. Sonic walked in wondering why no one had came out from the kitchen and saw them doing windmills. He couldn't tell if they were dancing or poorly working out...seeing nothing else he had to do...he also joined in.

Later, Knuckles and Tails told Sonic about their plan, though he was hesitant.

"I don't know about this guys." Sonic shook his head.

"Come on, what's the harm? After all, they'll come anyway...you are their king." Tails said.

Sonic knew he was right, he had felt bad after just leaving them to come back here. And now they had no one to rule over them. He took the invitations and nodded.

"Is the machine ready?" Sonic asked.

"No, but I'll have it done by tonight!" Tails assured.

"Good, now what about this last one?" Sonic asked.

Knuckles smirked.

"You'll know in time."

Sonic looked at him suspiciously. What was he planning?

"Anyways, I got to go get ready for my date with Rouge. TO THE KNUCKLE-COPTER!"

Knuckles raced outside to a helicopter that was shaped like his head. He took off into the sky only for the copter to crash into a tree and fall down.

"AAHH! AAAHHHH! OH NO!"

The Knuckle-Copter fell onto Vector's yard and started to spin around in the ground. Knuckles got out before it started spinning.

"OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH MY GOD!"

Vector raced outside hearing the noise and blocking the incoming dirt.

"KNUCKLES WHAT THE HELL?"

"VECTOR GET INSIDE, THE BLADES ARE STILL SPINNING!"

"GOD KNUCKLES WHAT IS THAT THING? IT'S TEARING UP MY LAWN! OH MY GOD!"

"NO! NO! AAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

The blades finally stop after throwing up lots of dirt and destroying the yard.

"Oh...oh Vector I'm sorry buddy!"

"It's okay, it's okay I'm fine, everything's fine!"

"Boy that was scary."

PART 2: RETURN TO CAMELOT

That night Tails and Blaze decided to spend the night over...with Sonic and Blaze having...interesting plans that night. But first, Sonic needed to see if Tails was finished with that machine. He went down to his basement to find his best friend putting the finishing touches on. Of course he ended up tripping down the stairs.

"YAH! OW! UNGH! OOF! BLEEEP! BLEEEP! BEEEP! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! DAMN IT! Hey Tails, you almost done?" Sonic asked getting up.

"Yep, with this remote, you can travel back to Camelot and give them these invitations." Tails said.

"Nice, let's get started."

Tails pushed the button and a large portal opened up beside them.

"Are you sure this is safe?"

"Hell if I know!" Tails just shrugged.

Sonic looked at him with a WTF look on his face. Tails made a goofy grin.

Sonic decided to walk into the portal and found himself right back in Camelot, Tails had given him the remote for when he was done. He was surprised that without his rule, nothing had changed after he saved it...it looked peaceful. He found that he was standing right by Castle Camelot. Just as he was about to go searching, he could hear what sounded like Sir Percival walking in his direction.

"Sir Sonic? Is that really you?" She asked lifting up her visor.

"Yes it is. How are you?" Sonic asked.

"Besides keeping peace around here, I'm doing great your highness!" Percival got on one knee and bowed.

"Enough of the highness stuff. Look, I came back here to give you these." Sonic handed her the envelope.

"What are they?" Percival got up and took it.

"They are invitations to my house party! You and the others are invited. I wasn't sure if you'd want to go since you're busy...but it's optional so you don't have to go. My friends convinced me to especially invite you." Sonic smiled.

Percival blushed, after the two had fought, she developed a small crush on him. Not knowing that Sonic already loved somebody.

"Oh...o-okay, I don't know about the others...but mabye I could take some time off."

"As your king, I command you to take some time off in 5 days." Sonic held a thumbs up.

"Yes Sir Sonic." Percival nodded.

"Great, I got to go. Hopefully I'll see you then." Sonic said activating the portal.

She nodded again and Sonic raced through the portal back to his world leaving Percival thinking about something. When Sonic arrived back in his world, he found himself in his room. Shrugging he went to open the door and found Blaze standing there.

"There you are, where have you been?" Blaze asked.

"Oh just sending more invitations."

"From your room?" Blaze asked.

Sonic sweat-dropped, Blaze thought they were all acting weird today. And she was tired of this.

"Sonic, just tell me the truth, what's going on?" Percival asked sternly tapping her heel on the floor. Sonic knew he was caught and sighed.

"Okay Blaze look, there was this one time I got involved in the world of King Arthur. I met this one knight named Sir Percival...and well...she was you." Sonic said expecting to get clawed, punched, or thrown out the window.

Blaze's eyes went wide and Sonic could feel a little heat coming off her.

"She was me?" She said narrowing her eyes at him.

"Yeah, but as a knight. Knuckles and Tails convinced me to go back to their world and give her, Gawain and Lancelot invitations to our party. I didn't want you to get upset that another you was coming." Sonic said.

Blaze clenched a fist and lit it on fire. From somewhere, Sonic could heard a nuke countdown sound effect.

"You're not in love with her are you?" Blaze growled.

The sound effect was getting louder.

"What no of course not! You are the only one I care about! There can be a thousand versions of you, but I know who the real Blaze is. And that's the one right in front of me." Sonic smiled.

The sound effect stopped and Sonic felt better. Blaze felt relieved but didn't show it. She began to back Sonic towards the bed.

"Good, because if you ever cheated on me, I'd rip off your ears, skin you alive, burn the skin, then break your legs and arms and finally shove a big golden ring down your throat!" Blaze threatened him all the way until she tackled him on the bed and smirked.

"Noted." Sonic gulped.

"Now...about our position." Blaze purred.

PART 3: JET IS AN ASSHOLE

Much later, Tails sent out the other invitations including the secret one. He was hoping Amy wouldn't find out about the party. But she was the least of his problems. He spotted the annoying Jet picking on a little kid.

"NEXT TIME YOU KNOCK INTO MY ARM WITHOUT SAYING EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXCUSE MY FIST RAMMING INTO YOUR FACE!" Jet threatened.

The kid ran off crying while Jet smirked.

"Smooth move asshole." Tails sneered.

"Whatever, hey is Sonic hosting another party?" Jet asked.

"How do you know?" Tails asked surprised.

"Because I saw you giving them out. Where's mine?" Jet asked.

"Pfft, why would we invite you? You'll just ruin it, two years ago you picked a fight with Vector and got your ass handed to you." Tails said.

"He just got lucky! It's not fair how I didn't get invited last time...or this time." Jet pouted.

"Too bad, go cry to Storm and Wave." Tails walked away.

"GGGRRRR, Sonic is not going to get away with this. One way or another, I'm gonna get in that party!" Jet vowed.

PART 4: CATNIP MONSTER

Back at home, Tails comes back to find Sonic looking terrified since Blaze is sleeping on his lap. After time he moved she would growl.

"Help...me..." Sonic whispered.

"Luckily I stopped by to get some food...catnip included." Tails pulled it out.

Blaze shot up quickly.

"CATNIP! DID YOU SAY CATNIP? GIVE IT HERE!" Blaze yelled at him.

"Actually, you know the strangest thing happened...this weird scientist helps sell the catnip at the store. He had this crazy idea to experiment with it and create clones of catnip monsters. I even brought one home with me for being the 400th person in the store." Tails explained as his catnip monster appeared from behind.

The catnip monster was big, bulky and as tall as Sonic. His eyes were a bloody red, his sharp teeth were menacing, the bull horns on his head shook with anger, and his sharp claws flexed.

"What kind of experiment was that?' Sonic asked before being slapped by Blaze.

"DOESN'T MATTER! YOU'RE GOING DOWN CATNIP MONSTER!" Blaze unsheathed her claws and lunged at the monster.

Blaze tackles the Catnip Monster into a fightcloud that grew pretty big. Sonic and Tails scooted over to avoid being sucked in.

"Anyways, I ran into Jet, he's angry that you didn't invite him again." Tails said.

"Well he'd just screw it up! I'm surprised he still cares...though I'd rather have him here than Amy."

"You and me both."

The two look back at the fighters in the dustcloud which grew even bigger.

"Should we break that up?"

"Hell no, grab the popcorn!"

Knuckles comes home happy.

"How was your date?" Sonic asked.

"Excellent, but now I need to go outside and park my ride...TO THE HINDEN-KNUCKLE!"

Sonic and Tails watch from the front window as Knuckles runs to grab the Hinden-Knuckle, as he flies past the window...

CRASH!

"OH MY GOD!"

"VECTOR I AM SO SORRY!"

"HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THESE THINGS?"

Sonic and Tails shrug and watch as Blaze and the Catnip Monster fight for 15 more minutes before the dustcloud disappeared revealing a very bruised up Blaze cuddling with the large pile of catnip that used to be the monster.

"Blaze are you okay?"

"CATNIP!"

"Yep she's fine."

To be continued...

Yeah I got a little random but I just wanted to make this funny. And don't worry, the party will start in the next chapter so we can really get things rolling.