A/N: Lassitude here! Been a while since we posted something, so we proudly present our latest masterpiece humble piece of work, a KnB collab crackfic by Classic and me! Review! Follow! Favorite! (All three! :D) Disclaimer: We do not own Kuroko no Basuke nor its characters.
(This prologue was jointly written with our other friend as well, who goes by Chameleon, and she will serve as our unofficial beta-the-first/possible collaborator for future chapters.)
We hope you look forward to the fic :)
ENJOY~
Once upon a time, there lived a unicorn. The unicorn's name was Akashi.
The next day, the unicorn died. uhoh.
^ The above is a key example of how crack-ily the story is written, taken out of context. I do believe, however, that you will find the story much more entertaining than that, for various reasons.
The Generation of Miracles- Akashi, Midorima, Kuroko, Aomine, Kise and Murasakibara. Each possessing incredible talent and prowess in basketball.
Akashi, the captain.
Midorima, the shooter.
Kuroko, the Phantom sixth.
Aomine, the ace.
Kise, the copycat.
And Murasakibara, the giant.
But secretly… they were all a bit retarded on the inside. (Yes, even the straight-As Akashi) Their brains were kind of like basketballs with no air. Deflated, one could say.
At the crack of dawn of this fateful day, the Five were mucking about as usual...retreated within their own little cocoons of life.
But unbeknownst to them - Be it you call it fate, destiny, or simply pure misfortune of their poor souls; Disaster and calamity will strike and befall.
At 8.12am. Sharp.
Vivant et stultitiam.