A/N: BONUS CHAPTER! I actually role-played this with one of my friends and she wanted it to be a chapter so here it is!


Loki and Pietro

Pietro: I'm stuck in traffic.

Loki: Smack them. USE YOUR SPEED. THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

Pietro: THIS ISN'T MARIO KART LOKI.

Loki: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. Sides, your Quicksilver.

Pietro: I never denied that they wouldn't see me coming, however I do question the moral aspect of it.

Loki: Fair enough. See I just don't care. I am mischief.

Pietro: See I shouldn't care but I kinda gotta keep my job as an Avenger XD

Loki: You'd have more fun hanging out with me.

Pietro: PEER PRESSURE.

Loki: Or do you stick around for other reasons?

Loki: Perhaps a certain Avenger has captured your eye…?

Pietro: …nOPE

Loki: I don't believe you.

Pietro: U kno, I'm a little upset I can't run away from text messages.

Loki: It's hilarious.

Loki: So who is it.

Loki: Tell meee. I won't tell I swear.

Pietro: Yeah right tell the God of MISCHIEF WHO DOESN'T CARE.

Pietro: Cornered u there.

Loki: I DON'T TALK TO ANY OF THEM WHO WOULD I TELL.

Loki: I have no friends.

Pietro: IDK U COULD ACCIDENTALLY TELL THOR.

Loki: I DON'T TRUST HIM.

Loki: I don't tell people secrets accidentally.

Loki: WAIT IS IT THOR?

Pietro: NO. Y WOULD IT BE HIM? MJOLNIR KEEPS TRYING TO KILL ME.

Loki: CAUSE YOU MENTIONED HIS NAME. Alright one down, hehe.

Pietro: OMFG.

Loki: TELL ME.

Pietro: Have u not thought that I might be doing it for my sister?

Loki: Of course I considered it. However, one cannot be around the Avengers without developing feelings for any of them.

Loki: Not that I would know.

Pietro: YEAH RIGHT.

Loki: Tell you what. I'll name someone I don't like and you do the same.

Pietro: Oh gosh fine I'll play ur filthy game.

Pietro: Is it Thor?

Loki: NO.

Pietro: R u sure about that? Don't u like his long blonde hair and unkept stubble?

Loki: Do YOU. You seem to notice these things.

Pietro: No!

Pietro: Is it Natasha?

Loki: No! Name someone that YOU don't like!

Loki: Or do you like everybody?

Pietro: In a sense, BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT.

Loki: Fine. FINE.

Pietro: Is it Tony?

Loki: Perhaps.

Pietro: IT IS TOTALLY HIM ADMIT TO IT.

Loki: He's smart and sassy. What more does one need?

Loki: Hey look Clint, sitting over there, right there.

Pietro: What.

Pietro: Where is he.

Loki: AH HA! I KNEW IT.

Pietro: WAIT SHIT NO.

Loki: I lied.

Loki: He's not here.

Pietro: Bitch.


A/N: Thank you all soooo much for making it all the way to 51! Sadly, this is going to be it for the Avengers texts. Maybe after the next Captain America movie I'll post more, but until then, this is goodbye. Thank you all so much for reading, you guys are absolutely wonderful! –Lokitty