A/N: This is just simply a crack story that has been filling in space on my laptop. Soo.. yeah.
Warning: Prussia's potty mouth.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia nor Prussia, Germany, and Gilbird.
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A certain awesome albino was sound asleep in his comfortable bed as he curled close to what he assumed was one of his many pillows that is until when he felt a breeze of a breath hitting his neck. That certainly woke him up, eyes fluttered open as blood colored irises then darted around scanning his surroundings. His sight soon landing on a face belonging to a small child who was still sleeping. The Prussian let out a awesome manly scream that even scared the crap out of himself as he fell from the side of the onto the cold hard floor below with a loud thump.
"VEEEEEEESSSSTTT! ...Zheres a child in mein awesome bed!?" The Prussian shrieked from the top of his lungs.
Truth be told he was right, a small blonde haired boy was asleep on his bed. Fully naked luckily the bed sheets did well into hiding that fact. The small child looked similar to how Germany looked when he was a little. Said mentioned little blonde child seem to stir from his slumber as he sat up,rubbing his little eyes in a cute fashion.
"V-vas? ...jou ok meister?". The boy yawned out as he glanced down at the Prussian.
Gilbert only glanced back still in shook his head side to side to snap out of it just hoping this was all a dream."Vait ..vas? ..master...I don't know jou?!".
The Prussian blurted the hell did he become a master,more over how the heck did this boy get into his bed. The youngest of the German brothers finally came to his brother's room as he slammed the door open with a umbrella in hand.
"Vas?! ...vas is it bruder-". He stopped to spot the little boy on his brothers bed."Uhh- ...Hallo zhere?". Ludwig greeted the young boy before glaring over at Gilbert."Vhy is zis boy here? ...is zis one of jour fetishes ".
The Albino gasped at his brother for accusing him such as thing ."Nein! I didn't bring him here! ...I just woke up und- I'm not a pedo!". Gilbert huffed as he stood up from the was wearing his favorite baby chicks printed boxers and nothing else that pretty much didn't help him in his situation.
The youngest of the German brothers raised his brow back in response then scoffed."Ja sure ...tell ze truth bruder".
"I am telling ze truth und only ze truth!". Gilbert sneered as he crossed his arms over chest . Why wouldn't his brother believe him.
Said little boy glanced back and forth between the two German wondered if he should speak up or not."Umm- ..its mich meister ...Gilbird".
The two brothers continued to bicker not giving any attention to the little boy who claimed himself to be Gilbird frowned,his cheeks puffed in anger and would have fluffed up his feathers if he had any."Jou two! ...shut up!".
This got the two Germans to go silent as they both glazed back at the little nodded his head once seeing he had the others tuned in on him."Like I said ...Master ..am Gilbird ...jour fruend~".He gave a grin much like one of Gilbert's goofy looking ones.
"...Gilbird?".The Prussian questioned before running over and hugging the little boy."Mein fruend~! ...Jour not a chick anymore".
Ludwig watched his brother before rubbing the bridge of his nose. He had a feeling a certain Brit was involved with this."Are jou sure zats Gilbird bruder?".
Gilbird once again puffed up his little cheeks as he glared towards the taller man. The bird turned boy wasn't so fond of Ludwig since he would punish his master for no reason at least that's what he thought anyways."Ja! Its really me! ...Vho else vould know jou hide jour porn under jour bed".
Prussia crackled into his trademark albino is starting to love his little friend even more than before."Hehe~ ..oooo- ..jou vere told bruder~". Gilbert went on laughing his ass off as his younger brothers cheeks flushed in a dark shade of red, in all trying not to keel over.
Gilbird blinked a few times as he watched the scene then glanced at his master Prussia."Oh~ Und meister I know jou hide jour dresses in a box in jour closet".
It was the Prussians turn to blush as he covered the small blonde's mouth."N-nein, zhose are Francis's ...". Gilbert stuttered out in one breathe as he was tried to come up with more believable excuses.
Ludwig eyed his brother some,truly laughing in the inside though."I zhink I vill pay England a visit ...jou stay here vith him bruder ...don't go outside no matter vas". And with that he went out of the room to go change into his uniform. He diffidently didn't want to have to spend the rest of his long life with his brother's baby chick in human form. Who the heck knows what his older brother taught that little monster.
Gilbert stood silent for a while until he could tell his brother had left the house by a faint slam of a door. His lips perked up into a wide smug smirk."Oi~ ..Jou vant to go outside?". He said clearly doing the exact opposite his brother told him to do.
"Ja Ja~! ..". Gilbird chirped excitedly as he pulled the bed sheets off and jumped out of his masters bed.
-[ To be continued ...maybe]-
A/N: Yeah, so that was it. Unless there are people who want me to continue this silly story all I would need is one review. Good or bad ... does not matter.
Oh! plus who ever is the first to review gets to decided who Prussia is paired up with anyone of their choose.