Dum duh duh dimmm here is me again! Sorry i have to get this out. Characters may be little OCC because my life is OCC and I'm trying to write humor while listening death metal.

Disclimer: Like i fucking write there if its mine.

Warning: Swearing but come on! We are grown people right. Un-betad and of course may be little sexual but if i come that part i will give you warning so you don't have to read there. May be contain weird things and un-understandible grammar (-is this a word) and may be its little gay? No ITS YAOI!

So, thats the day guilds make their debut...

Let me explain it first. It's not what you think they are doing.

It's a usual day for Fiore. Birds chirping, wizards making a mess, trees and children grows... Boring as a hell.

Now come with me to our little depressing characters haven. Well, not really a haven but looks like it.

Welcome to Palace!

After winning GmG, you think they are snubbing around like some kind of queen dog but no, they are not. They are preparing for debut of their guilds. Lets move to most hateful character in Fairy Tail, our little "I am princess of this guild and i have to be protected every minute or else they will try to rape or kidnap me." girl Lucy.

"Master, are you sure we have to do this? You know we don't have to."

The little old man says, "My child, you didn't learn anything! The King said there is a prize in the end, we have to join!" with a big dollar logos.

One with big rack and red hair says,"Master, you didn't say us rules, please continue to there."

Suddenly guild's door burst and appeared to be two guy, one is hotter than fire and other is coolest person in the world, did you see these biceps these are what UNICEF have to protect.

Whatever. They are fighting non-stop they just cock-blocking some guys around Levy, because admit it even without breasts she has three dicks in her pocket. Gajeel is comfortable as always and i know his name because he has a canon that i ship, just like the guy with black hair is (coolest) canon with some other person beside Lucy, Juvia! My beloved big breast fangirl.

While they are getting ready lets take look at Sabertooth, sometime ago has lousy Master, just like president of ...(author couldn't say countries name because afraid of getting busted), but he died and i hope God gives this fortune to them too. Okay, this getting too political.

In Fairy Tail they arguing over theme but in Sabertooth its all decided. Even though Sting is Master Rufus decided every thing, every little thing. Their theme is 16. century.

Ahh, good times... I remember it very well because in this time there is huge success over fashion. Just like i said before, long long ago but not that long, only few century.

Again. Whatever. Rufus makes Sting wear leather pants and knee high boots with baggy old shirt like the ones used by steam punks. He looks sexy but not sexy as Rogue. He wears a ruffled shirt and leather pant, that Rufus decided every one have to wear them, but`with little hat Rogue look astonishing! His hair is tied with a little ribbon and knee high boots to him too, i have thing to them, Rufus gave him a whip. Seriously, a whip. Because Rufus decided it will be more theatrical. Pervert. Not as me though.

Now Rufus, I don't know how to describe him but he is hot too, like all the gay anime characters, except some of them, they are creep me up.

So 16 Century+Leather Pants+Obsession=Rufus with a whip and full white outfit. Unlike Rogue sexy, all black outfit, his are white and similar to Rogue's because they are suppose to be play Masters. Sting's outfit have both colors with white shirt and all.

While Rufus making Rogue Tsundere and Sting pervert lets go back to Fairy Tail, they are waiting for us.

Here we are again. I can see from there Erza has the hottest lingerie I ever see and that all. Lucy has a simple outfit, her skin, which Natsu drooling now. Gray has baggy leather pants, what the fuck is this, Juvia has belly dancer outfit, way to go inspiration!

They are heading for a Palace. So you can see NOT all of them is here because ohem... They have to go other cities bazaars for little show. (and seriously author can't write more than that much character)

It was sigh that everybody has to see while whole Team Natsu gapping like fish because of Sabertooth members.

WARNING: WE ARE GETTING LITTLE SEXUAL ARRRRR!

In front them Sting moaning like a bitch in heat (wow too hardcore slow down cowboy) not because of the audience ALL the girls having a massive nosebleed but because of Rogue and Rufus. They are getting into mood really fast. Rogue sitting on stage with, i really don't know how but, looking hot, mysterious and unreachable at the same time. But Rufus just whipping him. Thats it. If we closer to stage we can hear Rogue said this:

"You are lucky that just Rufus loves whips, I, myself prefer spanking but what the hell?" whispering seductively to Sting whose wrist tie to together from back.

OH hell yeah thats the part author makes everything weird and horny for you and left you hanging...

Sorry, another time maybe? REVIEW or the second chapter will never come. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME .

If you want bondage say 1

If you want just Rufus and Rogue 2

If you want Threesome 3 ;)

If you want Stingx Rufus or Rogue 4 and say which one you want. I may be make all of them may be not. Now my JOB is done with teasing of course *.*