AN: HEYY! I'M NOT DEAD!
You guys are gonna hate me for this... I can't post every Sunday and Thursday because of... wait for it... LIFE. Regular life is swallowing my fangirl life. SO SORRY! VERY SORRY! So, I will have to post less frequently.
please don't hate me...
"Hey Brianna, look at what I found." Aunt Betty said calling over Brianna to a box. Today, we were going through storage to see what we didn't need. Uncle Tony said we should sell then on eBay. We agreed as long as the profit was split evenly between all of us except for Uncle Tony of course. He has all the money he needs.
"What is it?" Brianna asked.
"Your DVD of City of Bones. Do you still want it?" Aunt Betty asked.
"First of all, it's your DVD. The movie sucked. I don't want it, but since it's yours, you decide."
"What are you talking about? The movie was good."
"That's because you haven't read the books. If you did, you're view on the movie would be totally different."
"I'm sorry Aunt Betty, but Bri's right. Compared to the book, the movie was terrible. It's probably the worst of movies based on books. And all movies for books have one bad quality in them because of changes. Whenever something is changed, it's very obvious." I said defending Brianna.
"Exactly." Michelle added,"For example, the vampire fight scene. [A/N: SPOILER ALERT. If you have not read to book or seen the movie, I suggest you not read this piece of text unless you want to spoil it for yourself. For which I have no problem with.] In the book, Clary and Jace rescue Simon who turned into a rat at Magnus's party. In the movie, Clary, Jace, Alec, and Isabelle rescue Simon who gets kidnapped. Plus, there is no Raphael. In conclusion, it sucks."
"Gee, thanks for that Michelle." said Aunt Pepper.
"No problem mom." Michelle replied smiling.
"They aren't even making the rest of the series into movies. That's how you know it sucked." I add.
"Why must you gang up on us whenever we call good but you say it's bad?" Aunt Betty asks. Bri, Michelle, and I just shrug. The rest of the afternoon, was spent arguing with Tony over what was to be sold and what was to be kept.
"Remind me why we're doing this all again." my uncle Tony asks from the couch.
"Well, all of us have no plans, the tower has way too much junk, the cleaning ladies only clean and organize, not go through storage and sort it out, and you never clean." my mom lists.
"Note to self, never ask Natasha for anything." he says. My mom then gives him a glare that shoots daggers.
"NAAAAAAATT! CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS BOX?!" my dad screamed from the storage room.
"BE A MAN CLINT! IM ORDERING PIZZA!" she screamed back. Man, I forgot how powerful my mom's yell was.
"You all want Dominoes?" she asks, and we nod, "CLINT! DO YOU WANT DOMINOES?!"
"YEESSSSS! NOW CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS STUPID BOX?!"
"I HAVEN'T EVEN ORDERED YET!"
"GODDAMMIT WOMAN!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"Nothing..." we hear him peep out of the storage room. My mom rolls her eyes, then dials Dominoes.
"I REALLY NEED HELP HERE THOUGH!"
"Tony, go help Clint." my mom says waiting for the pizza people to answer.
"Why me?" he asks on the couch. Of course, he's on the couch watching Netflix while we're on the floor cleaning out storage.
"Tony, go help Clint- Hi I'd like to order 1 large Cheese pizza, 2 Honolulu Hawaiian pizzas, 1 Pacific Veggie pizza, 1 Ultimate Pepperoni Feast pizza, 37 boxes of Cinna Stix with the dipping sauce, and 5 boxes of Chocolate Lava Cakes and," my mom puts her hand on her phone, "Alex, I'm guessing you want extra Cinna Stix?"
"Yup!"
"Make that 40 boxes of Cinna Stix. That will be all. Yes, it's us. No it's not Sharon. Nope, not Betty. Yup, it's Natasha. Thanks George!"
"You know the Dominoes people?" I ask.
"Yup, we order from them a LOT." Michelle says.
"Also, mom, how'd you now what I want?" I ask.
"Where did you think you got that love for Hawaiian pizza and Cinna Stix from?"
"She ate and lot of that pizza and Cinna Stix while she was pregnant with you." my dad explained coming out of the closet with Uncle Tony. [A/N: It sound less weird before I wrote it...]
"Would that also explain my love for Kit Kat and avocados?" I ask curiously.
"Yup." my mom replies popping the p.
"Okay, thats it." Uncle Tony speaks up, "This box is way to heavy."
He removes his hands from under the box leaving my dad straining. My dad, losing his balance because of the box, hurries to the couch. The box abruptly lands on the couch, and the sound of broken glass is heard. My parents' eyes widen as if they knew what was inside. Opening the box, we see a collection of shot glasses, and a couple are broken. I see my mom's fist curl up and go a bit red.
"TONY!" my mom yells.
"What did I do?" he asks putting his hands.
"Broke my shot glasses, that's what you did." she yells as she slowly walks over to him. Uncle Tony's eyes widen and he runs away from and angry Natasha Romanoff-Barton running after him. We all just sit in a circle around the box and watch as my mom leaves, the looks on our faces show no surprise. My dad then proceeds to see the damage.
"Really? Of all shot glasses, the ones from Budapest, Moscow, London, and Vegas are the ones that break." he comments in disappointment as he gets up.
"TONY!" my dad yells as he goes from a walk to a jog, the to a sprint in the direction my mom and my uncle Tony went.
"To be honest, I'm still surprised he's lived to this day." aunt Pepper comments and we laugh.
Daniel the pizza guy from Dominoes is here with your food.
"Send him up JARVIS." Michelle says lifting her head.
As you wish Ms. Stark.
"Did I forget to mention that Michelle has a crush on the pizza guy?" teases Michael as his twin proceeds to throw something at him, "Ouch!"
"Hey, that's my old shield, be careful with that." James says.
"James, I never pegged you as the sentimental type." I tease.
"Shut up." he says.
Ding!
"I'm here!" someone yells from the elevator.
"Daniel!" Michelle exclaims as she gets up to pay him. Michael and I give each other a look as if to say Yup, she likes him.
"Michelle's boyfriend here yet?" Kurt asks as he walks into the room, "I'm starving."
"Yup." Bri replies. Michelle then walks in carrying some boxes with some guy, who I'm guessing is Daniel, and we all give her a look.
"Shut up." she says as she sets down the boxes of the coffee table.
"They haven't said anything." Daniel says looking confused.
"Never mind. Also, Daniel, this is Alex. Alex, this is Daniel." she introduces. I wave and he waves back.
"I should get back to work, see you all another time. It was nice meeting you Alex." he says.
"Likewise." I say as he leaves. As the doors to the elevator close, all of us except for Michelle start to laugh.
"I hate you all."
