Pairing: Tobirama X Sakura

Prompt: Pain in the Ass


He was a pain in the ass. The Nidaime Hokage was strict, unforgiving and as previously stated a pain in the ass. In the two years since he had been brought back from the belly of the death god, and made alive by the Sage of the Six Paths he had been nothing but, you guessed it, a pain in the ass.

After Naruto had stopped Sasuke and stopped everyone from turning into white zetsu, Tsunade had died due to using too much chakra, leaving the four previous Hokage to take charge of the village. The Shodai had taken charge of the rebuilding of the village, while the Sandaime had taken over getting the academy back together; the Yondaime had taken on the job of going through and assigning missions on top of being a father to Naruto. Which left the Nidaime to go through and get the structure of the village back in working order; this included everything from setting up a new police force, to getting the merchants back in business, and everything else that went into running the village. This required an assistant. Shizune was his first assistant; she knew where everything was and where Tsunade had put everything. However after a one night stand with one Genma Shiranui she had found herself pregnant and released from duty. After all being the assistant to one Tobirama Senju was a stressful job, and pregnancy and stress did not mix.

This left Sakura with the job. Like Shizune she knew where everything was, she had just been too busy the first time around, running the hospital, to be considered. The second time around they had been shorthanded due to the influx of missions and the title of assistant had been added right along with the title of head of the hospital. Even so she had been determined to go in with a good attitude, knowing that she could handle both jobs and the Nidaime. After all she had survived training under Tsunade. However from the moment she had walked into the office that first day determined to be cheerful even though she also had to run the hospital, the Nidaime had been yelling or baring orders at her without so much as a please. A week in Sakura was certain that Shizune had gotten pregnant simply to get away from the man. By week two Sakura was considering going out and finding a man herself. By week three Sakura hit her limit and began yelling back. They had yelled until they were both hoarse and had lost their voices.

This required them to develop some sort of silent communication for the next few days. Even after they had regained their voices they continued to use the signals and soon they were moving as a synchronized team. In fact they seemed to be the only ones that could handle each other. Tobirama was capable from bringing Sakura down from her yelling and ranting fests after a bad day at the hospital when certain shinobi, Kakashi, wouldn't come into the hospital by themselves and she'd have to go out and chase them. Sakura was able to soften Tobirama and keep him from strangling those who messed up their mission reports or failed in completing a task that was set before them. When asked, most citizens of Konoha would say that Sakura softened the Nidaime and that he made her strive to be the best. They were the perfect team.

So, when after two years of being his assistant Sakura stepped down the entire village wondered why. That is until they began to notice that her belly had begun to grow and that one Tobirama Senju had become extremely over protective. So while Tobirama Senju was a pain in the ass, he was HER pain in the ass.


So the 80 Day Challenge Part 2 begins, Tobirama won! Go see the poll to see the overall rankings, I think I had something like 32 unique voters in a week, which is awesome! Leave a review for who you'd like to see tomorrow, if I don't get too many people voicing their opinion I'll return to the poll! See you guys tomorrow.