Oompa Loompa, doopety doo,
I have another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doopeta dee,
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
Flying is fine when you're on a jet plane,
If the engine's intact and the pilot is sane.
But to fly as a human's a very dumb thing,
Especially when you have got...no...wings!
(Like the way a bird does)
Oompa Loompa, doopety da,
If you are walking, you will go far;
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompas doopety do!