Oompa Loompa, doopety doo,

I have another puzzle for you.

Oompa Loompa, doopeta dee,

If you are wise, you'll listen to me.

Flying is fine when you're on a jet plane,

If the engine's intact and the pilot is sane.

But to fly as a human's a very dumb thing,

Especially when you have got...no...wings!

(Like the way a bird does)

Oompa Loompa, doopety da,

If you are walking, you will go far;

You will live in happiness too

Like the Oompa Loompas doopety do!