Random Movie Recasting

Director's assistant: I have a good idea!

Director: What?

Assistant: Remake some movies with DW Characters!

Director: Weird but, GOOD!

Idea: THE A-TEAM 2010

The A-Team 2010 (Opening Scene after title)

Sima Zhao as Face

Dian Wei as B.A.

Guan Xing as Murdock

Wang Yuanji as Sosa

Guan Ping and Ling Tong as Bodyguards

The cast looks at the script

Guan Xing: What the hell? I'm a psychotic pilot?!

Sima Zhao: I got the good role? Lucky me!

80 missions later... At the camp:

Guan Xing: Zhao, you want napalm or nuke? (By a stove wearing an apron)

Sima Zhao: Nuke it. Nuke it! (Relaxing with only his pants and shades on)

(Guan Xing grabs a shotgun shell and pours gunpowder in the stove)

Dian Wei: Xing, burn the hell of that... (Near a motorcycle also with shades on)

(Guan Xing flips a patty as a harmless explosion occurs from the stove)

Dian Wei: Like it was damned.

Sima Zhao: Would've burned the whole place down buddy.

(A helicopter is flying overhead)

Guan Xing: You want secret sauce? (About to pour vinegar)

Sima Zhao: No, no no no

(Guan Xing starts tasting the vinegar)

Dian Wei: The secret's out: You're crazy. Everybody knows that.

Sima Zhao: No one can do a good marinade like you can, Xing. THough I got paralyzed the last time I ate that.

Guan Xing: It's only partial paralysis.

(Wang Yuanji is talking through the radio while walking with Guan Ping and Ling Tong. She approaches Sima Zhao)

Wang Yuanji: Lieutenant.

Sima Zhao: Sorry. Am I supposed to call you Lieutenant back?

Wang Yuanji: No, you're supposed to call me Captain.

Sima Zhao: Captain. Captain?... (Starts idle chatter with her, making Ling Tong smirk at Guan Ping)

(Guan Xing shows Dian Wei a sock puppet from behind the motorcycle)

Guan Xing (As the sock puppet) Would you like some pork?

Dian Wei: If I break every bone in your hand, can you still do that?

Director: Nice work people!

Guan Xing: This patty is delicious!

Guan Ping: Brother, Are you supposed to eat that?

Author's notes: So my idea came from another one like this except with Disney movies (with music). I thought of this in school: DW Characters in other movies (That I was able to watch)