- Naruto: Banned from Ramen!

When the hokage bans Naruto from ramen due to his health condition, will he be able to handle the mental strain? The answer: no. No he can't. And nothing will keep him from ramen!

Hello, and welcome to DoodleMonstah's newest humor filled story, Naruto: Banned from Ramen!

P.S. How do you like the completely awesome cover art i created for this story? Awesome or AWESOME?!

Disclaimer: Je ne possède pas naruto!

(...did I say that right?)

Story takes place before the chunnin exams.

-Chapter 1-

Naruto looked around at his friends, ramen cup in hand, as he tried to figure out why, for some reason, all of his friends were cramped into his apartment. Normally he would've happy that all his friends came to his otherwise empty and lonely house. But this time, they all looked strangely solemn, and were all staring at Naruto.

Both confused and a bit uncomfortable from the stares, Naruto rubbed the back of his head in his trade-marked Naruto fashion, and asked, "EEEHHH? What are you guys doing here?!"

Shino started first, in his long-winded, round-about way. "We have gathered here together as your friends-"

"Yaaaah?" Naruto asked while grinning.

"We're concerned about you." Choji said.

"EEHHH?! What?" Naruto exclaimed, completely confused.

"It's just not healthy for you," Ino said.

"Whaa-?!"

"We think you take ramen way too far," Sakura explained.

"Naruto tugged on his jumpsuit's collar nervously. "Ehh? What do you mean, take ramen way to far?! Ramen's amazing! What are you saying?!"

"We're saying, your addiction has went far enough." Neji stated, somewhat arrogantly.

Naruto's jaw hit the ground in shock. Addiction? Surely, ramen's not that bad, is it? It has all of the food groups! Well, except dairy. Was this some cruel joke?!

If it were, Sasuke seemed to be enjoying this immensely. He was smirking arrogantly while mumbling something about, "dobe. Hn."

Feeling shocked, betrayed, and confused, Naruto took a step backwards... Only to crash into the hokage.

Naruto turned around and pointed a finger at the hokage. "WHAAAT?! TSUNADE?! Quick, Tsunade, tell them that I'm healthy and that I can eat ramen!"

"Well actually, Naruto, according to your medical statistics, the ramen has way too much carbs, sodium, and fat to eat every meal of the day in mass amounts. If you continue to eat ramen like this..."

Everyone had a grave look on their face.

"Then your ninja career will be over within four years."

"WWWHHHHAAAAAATTT?!" Naruto yelled loudly. "What do you mean, not eat ramen?!"

"Naruto, in other words, you are banned from ramen."

"WWWHHAAAAAAATT?! Banned... From RAMEN?!"

Quickly, Naruto put his hands in a ninjutsu symbol, as if to dispel a genjutsu. "Kai!" He yelled.

However, nothing disappeared.

"Kai!"

"KaiKaiKaiKaiKAIAKAIKAIKAI!"

Naruto started backing away from everyone in disbelief. This was a dream, right? This had to be a bad dream. Or, maybe a nightmare.

Naruto's face was deathly pale as his lower lip started trembling slightly. He was uncharacteristically silent, as he managed to make out, "Banned... From... Ramen..."

Ka-thump.

Naruto fell to the floor.

Blushing madly, Hinata ventured to the unconscious heap, "Um, N-Naruto?"

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Naruto woke up to sun shining in his eyes. Sitting up on his bed, he started to put on his orange jumpsuit.

"It was just a bad dream," he thought in relief. Happily, he went over to his kitchen for some instant-ramen breakfast. But when he searched his cabinet for instant ramen, it was empty.

"EEH? I was sure I had ramen here..."

Naruto looked into his emergency ramen stash under his special edition ramen boxers in his drawer, but it was also missing.

Confused, Naruto squinted his eyes and rubbed the back of his head.

"Whaa? I guess I'll go to the Ichiraku Ramen stand!"

Naruto jumped out through his balcony, and walked happily to the Ichiraku Ramen stand, eyes squinted, hands behind his head. Nothing like ramen to start the day!

Seeing the Ichiraku Ramen stand come into view, Naruto quickly jumped onto a stool and said to the ramen chef, "two miso, and two beef, old man!"

"Sorry, Naruto, but I was ordered not to feed ramen to you. Something about a ban." The old man looked a bit disappointed as he pointed to a poster on the wall.

Naruto stood frozen staring at the poster. The poster hung by a kunai which was embedded into the wood behind it. On the poster was a cute chibi Naruto happily eating ramen.

And on top of the happy, cute chibi Naruto, was a big, ugly red slash along with huge, big, red, bold letters spelling:

"BANNED".

Naruto stared at it for a few seconds, wind slightly ruffling the poster in the breeze. His mind became a flood of incoherent thoughts, each one shouting to be heard. He stood frozen for a while before sho-

"I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE!"

Reaching up, he gripped his blond hair in his hands and subconsciously began tugging it as his mind raced a million thoughts per minute.

Was he-

Bah, he can't be-

But the poster-

Banned-

What-

How-

Can't live without ramen-!

Banned?!-

Banned?!-

Wait...

BANNED?!-

Then Naruto let out a scream so full of agony, confusion, terror, and betrayal, that it made even the most nastiest hearts shatter.

"I'M BANNED FROM RAMEN!"

Well, it almost made everyone's heart shatter. Except for a certain 'baka'.

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"Hn. Dobe."

Sasuke smirked as he watched Naruto, running in circles, pulling his hair, and yelling in terror and confusion from a nearby roof.

He would have started snickering, but that would have been too un-Uchiha-ish. So instead, he settled for making strange noises that people could only guess was hardly contained snickering.

Yep, he was going to enjoy the next few weeks of Naruto's suffering.

Immensely.

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A/N So that's the introducing Chapter of Naruto: Banned from Ramen!

Poor, Naruto, he's always being tormented for my humorous stories! Banning him from ramen is just... cruel!

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