Sick and Tired

Sasuke's eyes gleamed red but not with the Sharingan but with madness. "I'm going to become Hokage! And then everyone will know what it will be like to bow down to a REAL…" He gasped with pain and looked down in time to see a kunai withdraw from his side where his kidneys were located.

He looked up into the grim face of Kakashi, opened his mouth but couldn't speak as the bloody kunai slashed across his throat. As the light faded, all he could see was the pitiless face of the man he had once called "Sensei" grow farther and farther away.

Naruto and Sakura stared as Sasuke's body fell to the ground; his throat cut wide open.

"Kakashi-sensei…you…you killed Sasuke." Naruto turned wide blue eyes to Kakashi.

"Yeah…and?"

Sakura spoke quietly. "Why did you do it, Kakashi?"

Kakashi carefully wiped off the blade of his kunai with a rag before storing it away and tossing the rag on top of the body. Then he turned to his former students. "Because I'm sick and tired of Uchiha and their "take over the world" bullshit!" He stabbed a finger at the pair. "SICK AND FUCKING TIRED!"

He began to pace back and forth. His arms weren't quite waving in the air hysterically but they were close. "I'm in my thirties. I've been through two wars and countless battles. Yes, I'm a damned good shinobi and I'm proud of my accomplishments. But I'm actually tired. I would like to spend some time on a comfy sofa or in a comfy bed with a warm and willing kunoichi and make some babies…or practicing making babies."

Sakura blinked. "You…you want a family? What about your father?"

"He's dead. I'm not. Thank the gods." Kakashi huffed a sigh. "At least he wasn't brought back. And I've gotten over his suicide. I've gotten over it all. I would just like to live quietly for a while and I'm not going to be able to do that while there is an Uchiha running around spouting bullshit!"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "The Council wanted Sasuke to be returned to the village and make more Uchiha babies. They aren't going to be happy about this."

Kakashi made a suggestion about what the Council could do with themselves that made Naruto and Sakura blush bright red. "Uh, is that even possible?" Naruto asked Sakura.

Sakura tilted her head thoughtfully. "Wellll…yeah…if you and your partner are flexible enough, you might be able to do it." She looked at Kakashi and blushed again. "Babies with a warm and willing kunoichi, huh?"

Kakashi looked her up and down, pulled down his mask and gave her a wicked grin and winked.

Sakura sniffed and tilted her nose in the air and walked past him. Her hips swaying. "I have a few conditions of my own."

Kakashi turned and watched those hips. Then began to follow. "Oh? Really?"

Naruto watched his living teammates and shook his head, grinning. Then he looked at his dead one. "Kakashi was right. I've had enough of Uchihas and their bullshit too." He looked around for a moment to make sure no one was looking then his fingers flickered.

As Naruto walked away, the body of the last of the Uchiha burst into roaring flames then just as quickly died down. Leaving behind nothing but ash that was already scattering in the wind.

I was messing around in the kitchen and came up with this brain fart and had to write it down. I am working on a sequel to "Ino's Mission." I just have to get off my lazy butt and finish it.