I don't have anything to say so let's get on with this.

Here is the big guy himself: Ridley

None of the mentioned characters are my intellectual property.


"He actually did it! Ridley made it!" said Pit.

"He certainly isn't too big now." said Hades.

"I was able beat him back in Brawl when he was a boss and Smash 4 when he was a stage hazard, so beating him as a fighter shouldn't be too hard." said Pit.

"That may be so, but now that he's a full fledged fighter, Ridley's got some new tricks. I can't wait to see the look on your face when he Skewers you and deals 50% or more in one attack." said Hades.

"He can do that?!" said Pit in surprise.

"Yes, and that's not all. Did Samus tell you that when her and Pikachu first met Ridley in Brawl, he grabbed her and rammed her against the wall?" said Hades.

"He has a move like that too?" said Pit.

"The Space Pirate Rush is nothing to scuff at. It may be easy to avoid, but if Ridley gets his claws on you, he'll literally wipe the floor with you before flinging you off the stage." said Hades.

"I should be able to wiggle out of that, right?" said Pit.

"I'll let you figure out that one." said Hades. "He also has a fire breath attack, but you'll just say you'll use little orbiter things to reflect them."

"They're called Orbitars and yeah, I would say that." said Pit. "You know, Ridley's still kind of big. I think he's bigger than Bowser.

"He may still be pretty big as a fighter, but his moves are quite powerful." said Hades.

"You know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall." said Pit.


And finished.

I started writing a World of Light novelization on here a while ago, so you can check that out too if you'd like.

Also, you guys are welcome to sent me your Switch friend codes if you wanna fight me in Smash. You can PM it to me and I'll sent the friend request back with mine or the other way around if anyone's interested.

Next guidance will be Simon.