This story will be about four chapters long, but the chapters will be short. Anyway, enjoy~


Dipper couldn't believe his luck when he actually got a summer job in Gravity Falls, and as a night guard no less! It was only for five days of course but it was still pretty cool, and it was at that popular kids restaurant, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. He would be starting on Monday and finish on Friday, working from midnight to 6am, which wasn't so bad. Mabel had even agreed to let him sleep in for that whole week because of it. Being quiet when she got up was a feat from Mabel so, Dipper appreciated it. So, come Monday he was fitted with a suit, flashlight and a hat that read Security. The manager showed him his 'office' that he'd be staying in, how to use the laptop that was connected to the computer and then told him that the last guy who worked here had left him some messages that he should listen to, then he left.

Dipper took a deep breath and looked at the clock, 11:56pm. He had a few minutes before his shift actually began but he had been there early to be shown around and be told how to work all the stuff, no biggie. It wasn't like he had anything to do tonight anyway. Dipper stretched in his seat and looked out the two doors that were on either side of the room, both wide open to show the hallways outside. The lights flickered on and off, giving the hallways an eerie lighting that made Dipper slightly uneasy. Dipper chuckled at himself and grabbed the laptop from the desk in front of him, what was there to fear in the middle of a restaurant at night anyway? Dipper opened the laptop and flipped through the cameras that showed him the whole place, humming idly. The sound of a phone ringing startled him and he jumped, nearly dropping the laptop. He stared at the phone as it clicked and a message started to play.

''Hello? Hello? Um, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled down here first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I am finishing my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I am gonna tell you, there is nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay? Um, let's see. First, there is an introductory reading from the company that I am suppose to read. It's kinda of a legal thing, you know?

Um, Welcome to Freddy Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. A magical place for kids & grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun comes to life. Fazbears entertainment is not responsible for damage of property or person. Upon discovery of the damage or death a missing person reported will be filed within 90 days or as soon as possible after the place has been firmly cleaned and bleached, and that the carpets has been changed. Blah blah blah.

Now, that might sound bad, I know. But there is really nothing to worry about. Um, the animatronic characters do get a bit, quirky, at night. But do I blame them? No. If I was forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath, I'd probably be a bit eerie at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the heart of children. So, you should show them a little respect. Right? Okay.

So, just be aware, the characters do tend to, wander a bit. Um, they're in some kind of free roam mode. Something about their servers locking up if they get turned off for too long. They used to be able to walk around during the days too, but then it was the Bite of 87. Yeah. It's amazing how a human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Now, concerning your safety, the only real risk to you, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably wont recognize you as a person. They'll most probably see you as a metal endo-skeleton without it's costume on. Now, because it's against the rules here in Fazbear's Pizzeria, they will probably force you in Freddy Fazbears suit. Now, that wouldn't be so bad, if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires and electronic devices, especially around the facial area.

So, you can imagine having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those would cause some discomfort. The only parts of you that will see daylight again is the eyes and teeth that will pop up in front of the mask. Yeah, they don't tell you these things in the sign up. But hey, first day's a breeze, I'll chat with you tomorrow, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if necessary. Got to conserve power. Well, goodnight!" Click.

Dipper stared in horror at the phone that had just turned off, leaving him in the silence of his office. Had that guy been telling the truth? Oh, who was he kidding? Of course he was! Dipper knew from experience that this town was creepy and it was just his luck that he got a job at a haunted pizza place. Dipper's heart skipped a beat in terror and he looked back down at the laptop, turning the camera to the stage. His heart stopped when he saw that Bonnie the Bunny was missing and quickly flipped to the other cameras to find her. He jumped when he found her just down the hall and coming closer.

"Oh no, oh no," Dipper muttered, looking up at the door in terror. He glanced down at the power levels to find that they were at 76%, then looked back up. "ARGH!" He slammed on the door controls when he saw Bonnie standing right there. "I'm gonna die here, that's it, I'm so dead." Dipper took a deep breath and tried to calm his nerves, gulping when he saw Bonnie peeking in through the window. He checked the cameras again and gulped when he noticed Chica was missing as well, he found her halfway towards his office. Power at 54%. He looked up to see Bonnie was gone and he reluctantly opened the door again, seeing the power go up a percentage. He looked at the clock, 12:35pm. He wasn't going to survive until 6am, there was no way it was even possible.

"OH SH-" Dipper shut the door to his right when he saw Chica peering in at him, her eyes looking far too real for his nerves to quite survive it. He gulped and checked the cameras again, Bonnie wandering passed Pirates Cove and Freddy hadn't moved yet. Dipper looked up to see Chica wandering away. He waited a moment before opening the door, power at 52%. He took another deep breath and checked all the cameras, Bonnie was weaving between the tables and Chica was hanging out on the stage. Perhaps he'd have time to get the power to recharge. Dipper checked the cameras again, they were still wandering around. Power at 65%.

Dipper browsed through the cameras and paused when he came to Pirates Cove, the sign turned backwards and the curtain flipped around. Dipper tilted his head and changed the camera. His heart stopped when he saw something speed passed it, heading right towards him. Dipper turned to his left when he heard a rapid banging sound coming that way. He slammed the door shut as fast as he could. BANG! Dipper nearly fell backwards in his seat at the sound of something ramming into the door, grabbing his laptop so it didn't fall to the ground. In the window a fox with an eye patch peered in at him, jaw slacked in a freaky manner. Another noise and Dipper turned his head.

"HOLY-" he slammed on the controls to lock Chica out and panted heavily, having to force himself to swallow. "This is insane, this is completely and utterly insane. Who kept this place open? And how did that other guy stay more than one week?!" BANG! "AH!"

Dipper had half a mind to resign right after 6am, when the animatronics all went back to their places and shut down until midnight again. But for some reason he just walked out of the place without a word, waving goodbye to the manager as he ran down the street and back to the shack. Dipper's body shook from lack of sleep and he knew that he'd have to take a nap, but he wasn't sure if he wanted to after last night. He never wanted to do that ever again. Dipper walked up the steps to the Shack and opened the door. He closed the door behind him and yawned, knowing that Grunkle Stan was already up at this hour but Mabel was not, that's how it usually was anyway. He turned and looked at the clock, 6:34am.

"Well," Dipper mumbled as he headed upstairs, "I made it." His feet banged against the steps as he walked up them and to his room. He opened the door and walked into the room, hanging his hat on the edge of the bed as he fell into it, staring at the ceiling above him in silence as he heard Mabel sleeping across the room. He couldn't go back, he just couldn't. After what he had seen and what he had gone through? He'd rather die then go back there. Dipper sighed and closed his eyes, letting sleep take him over as he hoped for a dreamless sleep.

"Dipper? Hey, Dipper. It's almost 1pm and Grunkle Stan says you have to get up." Dipper groaned and opened his eyes, staring up at Mabel's face. She tilted her head. "You ok? You look a little pale." Dipper sighed and heaved himself up into a sitting position, rubbing his eyes tiredly. "So, how'd it go?" Dipper groaned at her sing-song voice and turned to look at her, feeling like he probably looked drugged.

"That place is haunted," Dipper mumbled. Mabel blinked and Dipper groaned, rubbing his face. "Those things come to life at night and don't seem to understand that I'm human, so they keeping coming to my office to try and stuff me into one of their suits." Mabel opened her mouth with a positive look on her face but Dipper spoke first. "Which would be fine if it weren't for all the metal parts inside that would cut through me like a knife to butter." Her mouth closed and her expression fell.

"Oh," she said quietly. There was silence for a moment and Dipper sat on the edge of the bed, feet hanging over it. "Well, can't you just lock the door?" Dipper sighed heavily and shook his head.

"The doors only have so much power to keep them shut, I can only have them shut when I absolutely need to," Dipper explained to her. Mabel made a small 'oh' sound and stared at the wall across from her, kicking her feet back and forth. The twins sat in silence for awhile, neither knowing what to say. "I'm quitting. This isn't worth it, not in the least. I'm gonna go back there right now and resign." Dipper hopped to the floor. "I can't do this."

"Have you read the book yet?" Dipper looked over at Mabel, brow raised in confusion. Mabel shrugged. "Maybe there's ghosts or something, maybe you can fix it." Dipper scowled at his sister, not liking the idea. "Come on, Dipper, what if they do that when someone else is there? What if someone dies? You could fix it!" Dipper looked away, not liking the fact that what Mabel was saying made at least some sense. "Come on, Dipper, please? At least take a look in the book first?" Dipper sighed heavily and nodded. "If there isn't anything there you don't have to go." Dipper sighed.

"All right, fine. But even if there is and I can find a way to fix it, this is my last night," Dipper proclaimed as he grabbed the book and sat at the desk. "But I wont find anything." Mabel smiled and looked over his shoulder, reading along with him.

"This is bullshit, complete and utter bull-"

"Ah, good to see you Dipper!" Dipper sighed and put his security cap on, following Mr. Mannings inside. Bullshit indeed.


And that's a wrap!

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Petchricor, QotG, signing off ;)