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As much fun as blackmailing Ruby and Blake with compromising photos was, Yang quickly got bored.

That was a problem.

See, a Yang when bored is a dangerous and unpredictable human.

The time Yang superglued the toilet paper so that the next person to come along would get glued to the toilet paper, and the other time when Yang bought 10 pillows (the ones with feathers) and stashed their contents all around the house. In the dryer, washer, oven, microwave, beds, even the vehicle!

I am purposely leaving out the more...well, let's just say that I am not allowed to share those ones. By penalty of death. Yeah...

Anyway, Yang is bored.

Ruby and Weiss were training, by the insistence of Weiss. "So you can further your Huntress career!" She said.

Blake was...actually, Yang didn't know where the cat Faunus had run off to.

JNPR was cleaning a mess made by Nora. Turns out a syrup-bomb is probably not the best prank to have.

Yang thought people would be more understanding...what's a little syrup coating everyone's lockers?

Yeah, that's right. Nothing a little soap and water can't fix! JNPR would have it cleaned in no time.

But she couldn't go and face Ren. He was still a little mad at her for encouraging Nora to detonate the bomb in the locker room.

"What to do...what to do...?" Thought Yang.

She was currently sitting on her bed; cleaning Ember Celica.

She just finished its third polish. Yeah, THAT'S how bored she was. Cleaning her weapon until all she could do was shine it over and over.

On the plus side, she had the cleanest weapon in Beacon!

Not for long...(but she doesn't know that yet, so just bear with me)


"Man...I wish there was something to DO..." Yang breathed out loud.

She propped up on her elbow and looked across the room at Weiss' bed.

"Oh...idea!" Yes, finally, Yang had something to do.

Yang tossed her weapon (or is it weapons?) onto her bed and quickly jumped down.

She ran to the kitchen and sneaked a bag of baking powder.

"Oh man...this is gonna be good!" She chuckled.

Now all she needed was to find her stash of super-glue, and everything would be all set!


Weiss had a hard day. Ruby, however good she may be, was still a colossal oaf.

Ruby had accidentally knocked over several crates of test dummies that weren't done yet.

After Glynda gave them both a lesson on 'staying inside the practice ring when you practice', Weiss and Ruby decided to take a break.

And it was a break. For a short time.

Turns out, knocking the crates had jammed Crescent Rose, so when Ruby went to sit down in the cafiteria...bad things happened.

Hey, at least the table was quickly fixed. Plus, that kid was fine. Just a few stitches and he would be right as rain.

Weiss was just glad nobody died.

So the two of them took a break from accidentally destroying the school (and accidental homicide)and headed back to the dorm.

It was late, and Blake and Yang were fast asleep. (or is she? *ding dung DUH!*)

Ruby hopped onto her bunk and was out in mere seconds.

Weiss took her time and properly brushed her teeth, changed into her nightgown, and climbed into her covers.

Let the pranking begin...


All in all, it was a good idea.

Or, at least it would have been. But seriously; who could have known that the combination of baking powder and superglue, mixed with Weiss' half-formed glyph, would have done...that.

Okay, I'm getting ahead of myself here. Let me back up:

As soon as Yang heard Weiss's breathing mellow out, she jumped stealthily down.

She grabbed her bag of baking powder and tube of super glue.

She dumped a bit of the baking powder onto Weiss' superglued hand. The powder stuck to it, and Yang snickered.

She was reaching to try and tickle Weiss' nose (thus the age-old prank would have been complete) but no cigar.

Yang tripped on Ruby's cloak that was on the floor and fell. Right onto Weiss.

Yang's lips collided painfully with Weiss's, and for 1.5 seconds, Yang didn't dare breathe.

Ice blue eyes bored into Lilac ones, and Yang tried to get up; only to accidentally grope Weiss instead.

Then, Weiss was fully awake and furious.

She summoned a glyph to push Yang away, but first wanted to slap her.

And slap her she did.

It was more muffled than she thought, and when she tried to take her hand off of Yang's face...no luck.

"Hehe...well this is a thing..." Yang muttered, trying to figure out how things got so bad, so fast.

Weiss finished summoning her glyph to push Yang away, but forgot a little something...their hand and face were still connected.

Yang and Weiss were both thrown against the wall, colliding painfully with each other and the wall.

"Ouch! Hey Ice queen; let go!"

"I'm TRYING!"

"WELL TRY HARDER!"

"YOU ASKED FOR IT!"

"OW, OW! NEVER MIND; STOP PULLING!"

"SEE?!"

Blake and Ruby were now awake, startled by the screaming and the white cloud of...was that baking powder?

"Um...do you two need any help?" Blake asked.

Yang was holding her head, slouching against the wall, while Weiss was (for some reason) holding Yang's face.

Not an easy task, considering Weiss' arm was behind Yang and she was on the ground.

Both of them were covered in baking powder, and the area by Yang's nose was red baking powder.

Why she had a nose bleed, Ruby didn't know. It's not like she was thrown across the room; right?

Oh...right.


"And then Weiss summoned a glyph and we crashed into a wall. And then I remember waking up here, with a nose bleed and another hand on my face." Yang said.

She was lying on an infirmary bed, and the nurse had just asked what happened.

The nurse probably would have smirked, or laughed, or something; but Weiss was lying directly next to Yang.

I mean, sure Weiss had still to wake up after getting knocked out from hitting the wall, but the nurse knew things could be heard in unconsciousness, and that was one thing she didn't need.

Trouble with the Schnee's.

And so the nurse just smiled sympathetically, (if traces of sarcasm were thrown in there, it was blocked by Weiss' hand still stuck to Yang's face) and said, "Oh? Is that what happened?"

Yang sighed. "Yup...it feels weird to talk with a hand stuck to your face. Do you think you could cut us apart now?"

And that was probably one of the more odd requests the nurse had ever gotten.


Yay! New chapter! This story is just a place for odd (and humorous) things to happen to Team RWBY, so if you have any requests, feel free to put them in your review or PM me. I will be happy to hear from you! Peace! Jackie Out!