So this is Jelsa crossed with 10 Things I Hate About You. Let's see how this will turn out! Enjoy! Look out for more of your favorite characters as the story progresses on. If you haven't seen the movie yet then let me just warn you that the story will contain some high-school language, sexual references and drinking.

Disclaimer – I don't own the characters of Frozen, ROTG, and the storyline for 10 Things I Hate About You.

Chapter 1

The sun slipped through the smudged windows of the small blue Volkswagen as it eased to a grumpy stop underneath a red light. Seventeen-year-old Elsa Northland pulled down her window and breathed in the old leathery scent of the seats. She closed her eyes for a brief moment and let the spectacular Idina Menzel fill her ears.

"It's time to try defying gravity, I think I'll try defying gravity, kiss me goodbye I'm defying gravity." she sang.

The blonde opened her eyes and grunted at the red light. Before she continued to sing though, the music inside Elsa's car was suddenly cut off as a carful of sophomores pulled up beside her. Elsa felt her grip on the steering wheel tighten as their high pitched voices echoed from inside the car.

"You're insecure! Don't know what for! You're turning heads when you walk through the door!"

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh turn this song up Rose!" one of the girls squealed.

With a soft scowl, Elsa turned and met the driver's glare. She recognized her as Aurora, a typical and helpless romantic and their eyes locked.

Can't you be any louder Goldilocks? Elsa snickered to herself and flashed the girls a narrowed grimace. Aurora looked stunned as the light finally turned green and Elsa hit the gas, speeding right past the girls and their One Direction song.

When Elsa no longer noticed Aurora's small silver automobile behind her, she let out a relieved sigh and turned to replay the song.

"Something has changed within me. Something is not the same..."

No less then ten minutes later, Elsa pulled into the busy school parking lot. After successfully finding a spot next to a beat up Cadillac, the senior grabbed her bag and stuffed her earphones into her ears. As she was about to open her door and slip out though, Elsa jumped as a huge silver pick-up pulled into the empty spot next to her with loud music blasting from the radio.

"Hey! How about you watch it before you run someone over!" Elsa cursed, slipping her head out the window.

The window rolled down and the driver looked down at her with a smirk. "Sorry Ice Queen! Next time you should use your rearview mirrors!" he suggested over the music.

Cursing under her breathe, Elsa opened her door and slipped out before the silver-haired driver could say another word to tamper her mood. There was an uncomfortable chill in the air as Elsa locked her car and began to make her way towards the school building. Around her, students were standing in place or going her direction, minding their own business. Two jocks were throwing a football at each other on the snowy courtyard. Another girl was sitting on one of the tables and reading.

It was just another typical day at Burgress High.

"Hey! Hey wait up!" Elsa turned around and smiled at the sight of her younger sister Anna as she made her way towards her.

At the moment Anna was dressed in a pair of white pants and a magenta winter jacket over a frilled blue blouse and tall black boots. Her long strawberry blonde hair was braided in two plaits and tucked underneath a matching magenta beret. It was a cute outfit in comparison to Elsa's tight blue jumper, jeans, brown uggies, and simple ponytail.

"Hey Anna." Elsa greeted.

Anna paused and looked over her sister's rather dull outfit. "Um hey, you know you should really wear that cute top I bought you yesterday. It might add some flare to all this bleakness."

Elsa arched a brow and looked down at herself. "Is that so?"

Anna let out a helpless sigh and turned to walk away. Her pace picked up as she neared the steps where her best friend Rapunzel stood waiting for her.

"See you later." Elsa mumbled. She clutched her bag tightly and watched her sister throw her head back and laugh at something Punzie said.

If only things were not so different. Even though Elsa and Anna were sisters, sometimes they acted as though they were complete strangers, most of it was due to the fact that Elsa was so cold and reserved, while Anna was always cheerful and willing to make friends with anyone. They were as opposite as summer and winter.

"Hi…excuse me um…do you have a few minutes?"

Elsa turned around and her eyes fell upon a solid chest. She rolled her gaze up at the tall boy who stood beside her. He was at least a head taller than Elsa and had shaggy blonde hair.

Unintimidated by his height, Elsa crossed her arms over her chest. "May I help you?"

"Yeah I'm kinda new here and…" the boy began.

"And you need help going into the school when your schedule is right there in front of you with all the classroom numbers and schedule times." Elsa explained. "I think I just solved your problem right there."

The boy blushed and ran a hand through his hair. He didn't know what to say. Elsa tapped her foot and waited for his response.

"I'm actually looking for the school secretary…. a Ms. Gothel?" Kristoff blurted, squinting at the piece of paper in his hands.

"I wish I could help you but I have better things to do like get ready for another miserable day at Burgress High. Oh and I should warn you, I wouldn't stand in that office for too long. Ms. Gothel is kind of desperate. She made the last new kid leak." Elsa smirked. Her smile grew at the sight of the silently stunned Kristoff.

"Have a nice day." and with that Elsa turned around and bounded across the sidewalk.

Kristoff let out a helpless sigh and looked around. Just as he was about to give up and follow after the flock, a short boy with dark brown hair and a face full of freckles hair appeared in Elsa's spot. He stood at least one and a half shorter than Kristoff and was quite gangly and scrawny.

"Hey don't mind her, she's the Ice Witch of the school, just get used to her icy remarks." The boy extended his thin arm. "The name's Hiccup Haddock, don't ask about it."

Kristoff took his offered hand with a smile. He had to look down at the student due to his small height. "Kristoff Bjorman."

"Can I call you Kris?"

"Um…sure."

"Great! So where are you headed? I'd be honored to show you around this established hellhole." Hiccup offered. He took Kristoff's schedule into his hands as they began to walk along the sidewalk.

"Sweet all the same classes, look like we'll be suffering together. So let me introduce you to good ol' Burgress High. See that group over there?" Hiccup pointed to a trio of thin, giggling, beautiful girls who sat on the ledge and took selfies.

"They're the basically beautiful people. Now listen unless they talk to you first, don't bother. Oh and watch out – they're major OD fans. Don't ever find yourself paired up with one of them. Trust me, I'm a survivor." Hiccup shuddered and quickly guided Kristoff passed the trio.

"Got it." Kristoff responded with a nod.

"And over there." Hiccup pointed to another small group who stood behind a tree. They all wore dark clothes, listened to heavy metal, and smoked cigarettes.

"Those are the scary people. That chick over there is Eris also known as "the Goddess of Discord", the chick next to her is Maleficent, and Scar is the guy with the goatee and scar on his eye. If you wanna live to see another day at Burgress – don't go near them."

Kristoff nodded. "Check."

"Great, I think you'll get the hang of this. Usually no one drops on the first day." Hiccup gave Kristoff a cheerful pat on the back. "Now let's go see E.L James."

"Who?"

A few minutes later, Kristoff stood in the main office as the secretary Ms. Gothel typed in front of him. Hiccup left the moment he showed Kristoff the office, leaving the boy to stand awkwardly and gaze around. In front of him, Mrs. Gothel smiled and closed her eyes, unaware of the student who stood waiting in front of her.

Filled with passion and lust, a desperate Charlotte reached out and stroked the sash that imprisoned her shivering knight's glorious

"Ahem!" Kristoff cleared his throat.

Ms. Gothel's eyes fluttered open and she jumped in her seat. "Sorry! I was in the middle of writing next month's schedule." she cackled and grabbed a few papers around her desk.

"So you're the new student…. Kristopher Bjorman?" Gothel rolled her eyes up and Kristoff was certain he saw a devious smirk cross her face.

"Actually it's Kristoff." Kristoff corrected, tugging his shirt collar.

"Wow nine schools in ten years….your dad's a circus act?"

Kristoff blushed and shook his head. "Actually..."

"That's enough! I'm sure you won't find Burgress any different from your old schools." Ms. Gothel chirped.

Kristoff suddenly found himself jumping when a brown, ugly substance struck the window behind the secretary. He watched as it slowly began to trickle down the glass.

Ms. Gothel continued to smile as though nothing happened. "It's the same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere. You'll catch on eventually."

Kristof starred at the teacher, stunned at her remark. "Um…I beg your pardon? Am I in the right office?"

"You tell me. Now if you excuse me I got delinquents to see and a best selling novel to write. Now get! Get!" Ms. Gothel waved a hand.

"Okay…have a nice day ma'am." Kristoff grabbed his backpack and hurried out the door.

Ms. Gothel rolled her eyes and turned back to her laptop, a sly smile replacing her frown.

Filled with passion and lust, a desperate Charlotte reached out and stroked the sash that imprisoned her shivering knight's glorious Gothel's smile grew as she began typing.

glorious icy Gothel looked up and puckered her lips in sudden thought.

A few moments after Kristoff left, the door to the office flew open and Jack Frost waltzed in. Jack was one of the few people in the school who preferred to be alone and he was happy with it. Dressed in a tight dark blue T-shirt, shredded brown jeans, and combat boots, Jack could make a girl swoon if he tried with his famous smirk and mischievous grin. He was notorious in the school for pulling pranks and knowing how to have a little too much fun.

"Good morning Donna." he greeted with a sly smile.

Ms. Gothel picked up a random file and looked at it before making eye contact. "Jack Frost, it looks like we're going to get know to know a lot about each other with these weekly visits."

"I don't mind, I like them." Jack's smile widened. He turned to the uncurtained window "Should I?"

"Ha ha very funny Casanova. I called you in this time because I got a call from one of the teacher's aides. She accused you of violating her by publicly exposing yourself the other day in the cafeteria. Care to explain?" Ms. Gothel tried not to smile as she crossed her arms and leaned back into her chair.

"Violated? You got it all wrong I was just joking around with her was more like it. She was new and I decided to be her official Burgress welcoming comittee...oh and it was a popsicle." Jack confessed with a smug grin.

"Popsicle?" Ms. Gothel's eyes rolled down to his thighs and she quickly cleared her throat."That's quite interesting."

Jack only raised a brow and gave her a funny look, while Gothel straightened and pretended to arrange her papers.

"Well then next time keep it in the ice pack got it?" Now scram! I got a bestseller to finish!" she exclaimed with a wave of her hand.

"See you around." Jack cleared his throat and stood up. When she was sure Jack was gone, Ms. Gothel smiled and returned to her writing.

Filled with passion and lust, a desperate Charlotte reached out and grabbed the belt that imprisoned her cold knight's glorious icy…popsicle.

Oh Gothel you're so hilarious! Thanks for reading! :)