So I got really bored last night and decided I'd start a crack fic or two. Basically, Bipper is being insane and you send him stuff to have him react to or answer or whatever. The random letters (ALKDFJLASKD) are static from the camera.

A;LSDKFJA;LSKDFJA;LSKDJF;LSKDJFlksjflaksfdj

"Alright! Got it, now!" An eye filled the shot of the camera before he stood back, grinning.

"So, then! I've been seeing that I have a lot of fans on the internet here! You humans really are stupid - you're romancing an almighty, all-powerful, evil, SUPREME BEING!" He held his arms up as he cackled loudly, "HAHAHAHAHAH-"

-ALFKJ;ALSDKJF;ASKDbLAKJFLAS-

Relaxing back in a chair, he continued in a more calmed voice, "Anyhow, it is I! Bill Cipher! I'm only using this pathetic mortal's body for the time being. Pinetree over here, you can't see him because of your stupidity, keeps bugging me, but we should be fine."

He grinned, "Anyways, I'm starting these little video posts to answer some of you silly mortal's questions. And to embarrass Pinetree in as many ways as I can think of." He bent a finger back, breaking it, "Oh, yes, that's good."

He continued, quite literally, cracking his knuckles. "And I plan to take full advantage of my time in a human vessel."

-ALSJFA;LSKDJF;ALSKJDF;LASKJF-

Bipper looked through the drawers of Dipper's room curiously, and pulled out a t-shirt. He wrapped it around his head extremely tight.

The feeling of his lungs not working was exhilarating, and he tried even harder to suck in air but couldn't.

He got really lightheaded and grinned. So this was what it's like not to be able to bre-

-AL;KFJAL;SKJFLAKSJDFLAKJSDF-

Having regained consciousness and refocusing on the camera again, Bipper concluded with a large grin, "So send me crap."