THE PROBLEM WITH TUNA

"Oh oh." Cana said to Gray.

"What" he asked.

"Look." She said, pointing over at Lucy. She was angrily eating her lunch, on her own, at the bar.

"What's the matter with her?" Gray asked.

"No idea." Cana said. "But I'm guessing-" she was interupted by the guild doors opening with a loud crash, and in came Natsu. Lucy looked over, and sighed.

"Lucy!" He said, angrily.

"Yep, guessed right." Cana said.

"Why am I scared for him?" Gray asked.

"What?!" Lucy said, just as equally annoyed, back.

"It was just one letter that I accidentaly read and you're all 'get out Natsu, blablabla'!" He said, imitating her voice.

"Don't go reading my letters you idiot, then, and maybe I won't kick your face!" She yelled back. Natsu sighed, and walked towards Gray and Cana.

"Yo." He said, sitting at the table.

"So what's up with you two?" Cana asked.

"Long story short, a misunderstanding." He said.

"I'm not interested." Gray said, and walked of.

"Good, ice bastard..." Natsu said, then sighed again. "Cana?"

"Yeah?" Cana said, drinking.

"Can I tell you something?"

"Sure, but I can't promise I'll listen." She said.

"'Kay. I really, really, really want to kiss Lucy a lot." He said. Cana spat out her drink, and laughed. "Seriously! She's my teamate! I shouldn't be imagining that! What's happening?" He said. Cana clapped his back.

"Listen Natsu, I think the hormones are finally kicking in." She laughed.

"What should I do?" He said.

"Tell her." Cana said.

"What? 'I want to kiss you', just like that?"

"Yep, go ahead." She said, and shooed him over to Lucy.

"Lucy!" He shouted, she sighed again.

"What!?" She shouted.

"I want to kiss you!" He shouted, everyone in the guild fell silent. After a while, Lucy finally spoke.

"And?" She said.

"Well, that's all." He said.

"Okay." She said, and turned back round to continue eating her tuna pasta. Natsu walked back to sit down next to Cana, who was staring at him open mouthed.

"Now what do I do?" He asked her.

"I honestly am amazed." Cana said.

"Cana." Lucy's voice said, she had walked over to there table.

"Oh, blimey Lucy, are you really just cool with Natsu-"

"Do you have chewing gum?" She asked.

"W-what?"

"Do you have chewing gum?" She asked again.

"Um, yeah, here..." she said, handing her a white gum. Lucy put in her mouth, chewed a bit, and spat it out into a tissue.

"Natsu?" She said.

"Yeah?"

"I'll kiss you now, but next time, choose a moment when I haven't eaten tuna." She said.

"Okay." Natsu said, before getting up and kissing her.

"Youngsters these days..." Cana said, before drinking again.

END

Why am I doing this? Ba, it was fun to write, hope you enjoyed ^^ bisous :*