Chapter 24

Once camp had been set up, the team leaders both practically collapsed into their bedrolls. Little did Jaune and Ruby know that Nora had put roofies in their milk, and she had also peed a little bit in Ruby's cow lactate to ensure bad dreams about Pyrrha.

"Aww sick, this stuff is good shit." Nora stated, impressed by the drugs. She poked Jaune in the eye with a stick to make sure he was asleep, before she slung Ruby over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes, then threw her into a dumpster that was out in the middle of nowhere with them. She landed in a heap in the garbage disposal unit, like a tattered, hole-filled sack full of moldy potatoes with a rat in it.

Ren and Nora walked away from their friends to meet with a gang of bandits they had forcibly taken control of. In front of the whole gang, Nora had melted the previous leader's face by using her Stand to stroke Ren's erection, causing him to ejaculate at least two dollops of semen, which she then converted into explosives, onto the man's visage. Then she felt bad so she made all the bandits engage in necrophilic relations with the corpse. Ren seemed to think it was pretty rad.

Nora led the gang all the way to Shion village. Nora said "Sit", and all of the vagabonds plopped right down, and according to the plan initiating at exactly 11 PM, they all took out their orange juice and toothpaste flavored ice cream tubs that were in their enclosed instruction books. Next, they proceeded to break out the disposable wooden chopsticks Nora had supplied them all with, and used them to eat all of the ice cream in synchronized movements within the span of 10 seconds, leading the majority of the bandits to pathetically writhe on the ground in agony.

Nora took a liking to the especially hardened criminals, who went through this procedure and only cried for 20 minutes. She cordially invited these specimens to sodomize her because they still had about half an hour to kill before enacting the next stage of the plan.

"Hey, how about you guys come over her and fuck me in the ass with your 「other」 chopsticks?" She sultrily propositioned. She called them chopsticks because their erect members could be called sticks, and the first guy who took up Nora's offer had his phallus violently chopped off when she clenched her opening with the force of the jaws of at least 5 angry liberals. The others changed their minds after seeing this horrific act, but they did not regurgitate their dessert and ruin the plan because they're real tough guys.

The first thing that the crowd of assholes did was enter the village and climb onto the airship. They all promptly dropped their pants simultaneously, and performed the nastiest and most volatile collective defecation this part of the country had ever known, painfully expelling their off brand feces into the turbine of the craft. As Nora oversaw the big stink, and helped some of the slower members wipe their asses with a cheese grater, Ren sounded the village alarm in order to mask the noisiest phase of the great dump the group just took as a community.

All the villagers woke up, and were immediately assaulted by the stench of thousands of doomed souls being cast into the abyss. As they cried out and choked on the air, the scent of their despair and suffering equaled that of the literal shitstorm, attracting every Grimm in the vicinity to the village. In panic, the villagers all rushed into the airship, but not before Nora and the bandits had escaped in the convenient getaway bus she had this whole time.

Depending on the airship was a fatal mistake. As they started up the transport, the turbines began to spin, and shit completely hit the fan and was sprayed everywhere, coating the villagers in a fine grease, and splattering all the Grimm. The lucky villagers just suffocated and died on the spot. Other weren't so fortunate. They got attacked by shit covered Grimm, which was absolutely fucking terrifying, and then got mauled to death and suffocated on the spot.

Nora was laughing before being interrupted by the huntsman who had been at the village, and had jumped onto the top of the bus.

"Who in face are you!?" The huntsman shouted at her, but Nora did not care at all. She unhinged her jaw, and swallowed the man whole. One of the bandits got an erection, because he was into vore. He spent much of his free time enjoying it on deviantART. Nora immediately noticed his bulge, made a face that could only be described as "OwO", and had him put to death immediately.

Before Ruby and Jaune woke up, Nora and Ren made sure to hide all the evidence by having the bandits clean up all the poop and deposit the manure into Blake's litterbox, leaving only the destruction, the bodies, and the scent, the last of which was fixed by about 50 air freshener bottles. Nora then shat out the huntsman, who was still alive, and stabbed him in the gut. Finally, she peed in his ears so that he would remember the bandit attack, but forget she and Ren were there, and that there was any fecal matter involved. They then snuck back to the camp, and retrieved Ruby from the dumpster, and Jaune from the ravine he had unconsciously fallen into.

Nora did a spectacular job pretending to be surprised and sad when they arrived at Shion village in the morning.

To be continued