It was the final 4 in the newest Total Drama series; Total Drama Everyone again, the 25th series of Total Drama.

"I'm so glad we could resolve our differences to put Owen out of the competition" Staci said. DJ's fat momma grunted. She had grown a beard and become hairy over the course of this new Total Drama series, and Staci was beginning to think she had forgotten to talk. "So, my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa invented the razor, before him people had to walk around with two tons of moldy hair hanging out of their butts." Staci said to break up the tension. DJ's momma grunted again. Staci smiled nervously.

Beardo and Lightning were taking a shower together. "I miss him!" Beardo cried out again. "Pull yourself the sha-fuck together man!" Lightning said, slapping Beardo in the nether regions. Beardo made a clown noise in surprise. "Owen's sha-gone and you know it!" Lightning screamed. "But do you really think our relationship could have lasted?" Beardo said. "Beardo x Owen? That is sha-FUCKED UP, man." Lightning screeched. Beardo looked up for the first time in four hours, bubble bath smearing his wrinkly face. He made a cannon firing sound, then a wild raccoon mating call.

"CMPIRS PLS COM 2 THA ODDITORYUM!" Chris screeched through the intercom. The campers screeched to the auditorium, not put off at all by Chris's weird statement. "th chalinj 4 2day is…"

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