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Chapter 9

"88…89…So, Cana…90…what's the plan for today…91…"

The one who posed the question was a certain fire mage in the middle of his daily push-up regimen. When he reached a hundred he stopped, his body elevated off the ground, and looked towards his couch. Stretched out on his sofa wearing nothing but a bed sheet and a smile was Fairy Tail'ls resident lush and part-time fortune-teller, Cana Alberona. Her amethyst eyes traveled up and down her boyfriend's toned, muscular body. For some women, whom Cana kindly referred to as prudes, the sight of his sweaty form would have been a turn off. For the sexy brunette, however, it had the opposite effect. Seeing Natsu sweaty and breathing hard always managed to tickle Cana in just the right way, especially when she was the cause of such a state. She had several ideas on what they could do for the day, none of which involved leaving the confines of the bedroom – or in the case of Natsu's small cottage – the hammock in the living room. Though she would love nothing more than to make long, passionate love to her boyfriend until her legs were too weak to stand and her pussy was raw from overuse, there was a bigger issue that needed tending to. One she had neglected and put off for far too long.

"Hmmm. I have a few ideas on how we can spend the day but they can wait until tonight." To paint a picture as to what she was insinuating Cana reached down with one arm, the other currently in the use of covering her ample bosom, and slowly pulled the bed sheet up her creamy thighs. Natsu watched anxiously as the cover moved further up her long toned legs. Staying true to her teasing nature, Cana uncrossed and crossed her legs beneath the sheet, taking pure joy in seeing the light in her boyfriend's eyes sparkle before dying out in the blink of an eye.

"You sure we don't have time right now?" he said hopefully. He was wearing only a pair of shorts and her only cover was a sheet. He just needed a few seconds and they were in business.

"Nooope. Sorry, hun. Oh don't give me that look, I told you we have all of tonight to fool around." Her promise only slightly alleviated the fire mage's sour mood.

"Ok, fine. So…what do you wanna do?"

"I think…I think it's time that we tell the others about…you know…us." It took more strength than Cana thought she would need to say her piece.

"Ahhh, thank God. I was beginning to think you would never tell them." Relief would be an understatement to describe how Natsu felt. Though he felt a weight had just been lifted, another was about to fall and its name was Cana.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Her tone was as tense as her glare.

"Cana, every chance we've had to tell the others, you always chicken out," he pointed out.

"I do not!"

"The party we had three weeks ago?"

"That wasn't the right time. We had just started going out and I wasn't completely sure I we were going to last that long." Ignoring her statement, Natsu pressed on.

"Ok, how about that girls' night you had two weeks ago with the others?"

"How do you know about girls' night?" Cana must have taken lessons in intimidation from Erza because Natsu was sweating bullets under her icy gaze. Does every girl in the guild have that kind of power?

"D-Don't dodge the question!" he stammered, his composure wilting by the second.

"Mmm-hmmm. Whatever." She'd grill him for information later. "Once again, it wasn't the right time to bring it up. Besides if I told them, they would never shut up about it and we'd be the hottest piece of gossip in Magnolia before the sun came up the next day. I didn't want to go through all of that…What!" The deadpanned expression Natsu sent her way was beginning to grate on the naked female's nerves.

"Cana, you love gossip. Between you and Mira, I don't know who's worse."

"Hey, I'm not that bad!"

"Uh-huh. Back on topic, you always chicken out to tell the other's we're dating. Every. Single. Time."

"Shut up! For your information I was going to tell Gildarts last night before…"

"Before he figured it out for himself. Or before he left on another one of his year's long journey! Or maybe you were gonna send him a letter whenever you found the time to be sober." Natsu accused.

"You son of a…well if you care so much, why haven't you spoken up about us dating, huh? Saying I've been chickening out, but you haven't even opened up your mouth at all. Not one damn bit. That's surprising, considering it's never closed whenever you're fighting, eating or saying something incredibly stupid, or hell, even borderline retarded!"

Cana took his hanging head as a sign that he was considering her words. That she was right. It should have been enough for her to stop her tirade but she continued unrelenting.

"Got nothing to say again, I see? Why am I not surprised! Truth hurts doesn't it? Before you criticize others, Nastu, why don't you take a look in the-" Before she could finish, Natsu exploded. Verbally speaking.

"I didn't tell anyone because I knew you'd be pissed if I did! If I told anyone, even one person, I know you would have gotten upset and I didn't want to see you like that! Not then. Not now. Not ever!"

A pregnant pause enveloped the room, neither party willing to break it at the risk of another flare up in emotions. Tearful amethyst purple eyes met onyx black. No words were needed to communicate the bevy of emotions each person was feeling. Cana was too stubborn to admit that what Natsu said about her finding any excuse not to tell the others about them dating was all too true. If anyone had kept their mouth shut on the situation, it was her, not the dragonslayer. And his vocal statement on how she would have acted if he indeed told someone about them dating was true as well. As much as she wanted to deny it, Cana knew that the second news got back to her about Natsu spilling the beans and that their private business was no longer private, she would have bitched him out the minute he came into view.

'Are you ashamed of me? Is that why you don't want to tell the others because you think they might make fun of you because of it?'

Her head fell into her hands, letting her long locks of chocolate brown hair act as a curtain to hide her face and shame. That wasn't remotely true. Cana considered herself to be many things, but shallow wasn't one of them. Natsu had been a great boyfriend thus far. Cana would admit to having some misgivings about dating the dragon slayer in the beginning, but each step of the way he proved himself as a real catch. If that was the case then why was the cards mage so hesitant on making their relationship public? Was he the smartest person around? No, but his personality and compassion for others more than made up for his lack of intelligence. Was he smooth and romantic like a veteran playboy (cough, Loke, cough)? He left much to be desired in that area, however, his rugged demeanor and childish naiveté did give a certain charm about him. The attributes Natsu lacked in terms of being a decent boyfriend wasn't what Cana focused on but rather what he had already.

"I'm a shitty person, aren't I?" she whispered aloud, voice on the verge of breaking. Before the levee holding back her tears could burst, a familiar weight and warmth settled down next to her on the couch. The blanket she held for cover was tugged towards the other side, draping over a pair of white capri pants. A muscular arm wrapped itself around her shoulders and pulled her into a broad, naked chest. In spite of the sweat and the pungent scent, Cana happily leaned into her boyfriend's chest, relishing in how their bodies seemed to mold perfectly against one another.

"You are not a shitty person, Cana. If anything you're only human," Natsu assured while tightening his hold on the smaller female.

"But you were right. About everything! I do chicken out. And thanks to my cowardice I forced you to keep quiet when you wanted to tell the world about us. I'm sorry, Natsu." Her face was lifted from Natsu's right pectoral to meet the serious gaze of the dragon slayer.

"Cana, you didn't force me to do anything. I chose not to tell the others because it was my choice not to tell them."

"But you just said…"

"I know what I said but in the end it was my choice. If I had said anything I know how upset and awkward that would have made you feel. Sure, there might have been a few times when I wanted to shout from the rooftops that you and I were dating…"

"Were any of those times motivated by you wanting to rub it in Gray and Gajeel's faces that you have a smoking hot girlfriend?" Cana implied none too humbly. The roguish gleam in her purple eyes as well as the sudden pressure of two soft, malleable objects pressing into his exposed ribs dared Natsu to argue. The patch of pink coloring his cheeks brought a victorious smile to Cana's face, a tell-tale sign that her statement had hit the proverbial nail on the head.

"Maybe, but still, I didn't tell the others because I didn't want to put you in an awkward position. I have to admit I'm glad you didn't tell the girls when you guys had your girls' night out. I doubt I would have made it through the doors of the guild before having everybody and their grandma mob me for details." He could handle Lucy, Levy and even Erza. It was the prospect of having to talk to Mirajane and her little sister that scared him shitless. "Look, Cana, I may not be an expert when it comes to dating, but what I do know is that you're supposed to make the person you're dating happy, even at the sacrifice of your own happiness."

Natsu craned his head to place a tender kiss on Cana's forehead, the slightly older female blushing under his affection.

"You're my girlfriend, Cana. Your happiness is what matters most to me. If I have to keep a secret or two, who cares. As long as you're happy and smiling, I'll keep a million and one secrets if I have to."

"Natsu…" A sudden rush of love and adoration filled Cana's entire being. The flow of emotions was so vast it was almost too much for Cana to handle. Knowing of only one course of action that she could take to express to Natsu just how much she appreciated his kind words, the brunette straddle her boyfriend's lap. The sheet she took ownership of fell away to expose her curvaceous body. From his angle, Natsu had the perfect bird's eye view of Cana's sizeable cleavage and pert, pink nipples. If her spontaneous flashing hadn't surprised Natsu enough, then the sudden pulling of his head into her bosom sure did the trick. Peering up from the divine valley of breast, Natsu's eyes grew when he saw the onset of tears in the corner of Cana's eyes. Yet, before he could ponder as to the reason of her tears, the woman spoke.

"Have I ever told you how great of a boyfriend you are?" The amount of love in her words brought a shiver up Natsu's spine.

"Hehe, only after every time I make you cum," he responded cheekily, his hands landing on her wide hips before moving further south and grasping her supple, sexy backside. The presence of his hands on her ass stoked Cana's inner fire. Grinding her hips against his pelvis, she took great pleasure in the effect it had on the fire mage. His expression might've been difficult to gauge since his face was buried in her boobs but the growing bulge beneath her naked pussy was enough of an response for the voluptuous alcoholic to know he was as aroused as she was.

"I was going to wait until tonight but…" Leaning forward, she spoke directly into his ear. "…what are your thoughts on an early reward? Hmmm." The sultry undertone her voice had taken on caused goosebumps to flare up Natsu's arms. "Seems our little friend downstairs is getting excited," she sung teasingly while twerking her hips making his hard, confined phallus move with every motion of her lower region.

"Well then who am I to argue with him?" Natsu smirked saucily. Cana stood up, allowing Natsu to lower his shorts and boxers. His shorts around his ankles, Natsu assisted Cana in lowering herself onto his throbbing, erected cock.

"Ooooh, I never get…tired of this…mmm, feeling," the brunette moaned as the head spread her moist labia apart, her secretions acting as the perfect lubrication for him to slide into her pussy. Cana's breathe hitched the further she descended Natsu's mighty pole, every inch of hard flesh radiating immense amounts of pleasure through the busty mage's body. Cana's mouth tasted of copper when she felt Natsu's blunt peak press into her womb, a clear indication that he had filled her to the max.

"God, Cana, you're so fucking tight," Natsu hissed as he rode the waves of ecstasy Cana's pussy was sending him on. Fighting through the increasing urge to cum from bottoming out, Natsu pressed on and thrust upward.

"Oh shit!" Though all of this had become rather routine for the brunette, the sudden hit to her cervix was always an unexpected, yet not unwelcomed, surprise. Getting into his rhythm, one he had perfected over the course of their relationship, Natsu drove his dick into his girlfriend's moist depths with abandon. Throwing her arms around his neck, Cana held on at the risk of falling off. It wouldn't be the first time if she fell so unceremoniously from her perch.

Natsu's hands hungrily groped at Cana's firm cheeks, her soft flesh molding under his deft fingers as their pelvises collided with each other. Putting his hands under her thighs, Natsu spread her legs further apart from each other and pulled her flush against torso, giving himself more room to work with and optimizing his deep penetration of her pussy. The continuous assault of his cock on her cervix had Cana's eyes rolling into the back of her skull with tears threatening to fall from the edges. Tossing her head back she let out a moan of rapture as a powerful orgasm wracked her body. Her sexual juices stained the upholstery of the couch and coated Natsu's pelvis and pubic hair. His discarded boxers and shorts suffered the same sticky fate as they too became horribly stained from her dripping excretions. The outcome would have been worse if not for Natsu's dick acting as a plug for Cana's juicy snatch.

"Harder! Fuck me harder, Natsu! Go deeper!" she cried, mind and senses soaring on Cloud 9.

Always one to please his friends, Natsu did as instructed and doubled his speed and intensity; a grin so devilish a demon would blush adorned his features at the scream Cana let out when he battered himself against her womb. She had always disregarded it as a ridiculous notion but the possibility of Natsu actually puncturing her womb had become a legitimate threat in Cana's mind, and though it terrified her, it also turned her on more than she cared to admit.

I bet it'd feel amazing! Her lecherous psyche surmised.

Coming up on her second orgasm, the brunette bit into her boyfriend's shoulder with enough force to draw blood. Sucking in a breathe, Natsu focused on the task at hand, Cana's velvety insides being the perfect distraction the dragonslayer needed to ignore the pain. The familiar wrapping of her muscles around his cock and the warm fluid dribbling down his shaft told the son of Igneel that his alcoholic of a mate had once again reached her climax. Yet he was still working for his first.

"Come to papa!" Before she could question him, Cana felt something wet and warm around her right nipple.

"Oh yes, suck my nipples! Play…play with my tits! Yes! More, give me more!" The vice grip she had around his head increased in strength but it meant little to Natsu, only serving in bringing him in closer to his desired target. Using his tongue, Nastu flicked and teased the little nub until it stood hard and rigid under his saliva before moving on to the other, performing the same ministrations on it as he did to its twin.

"Mmmm, that feels so good baby!" Finding her strength after receiving her second wind, it coming on the heels of her orgasm, Cana decided it was time that she gave Natsu his real present. Having been on the receiving end of two orgasms, Cana felt selfish for not being able to provide Natsu even one. That would change with what she had in store.

"Let me take over baby. I think you'll really enjoy this." The implications of her words had Natsu feeling giddy.

Is she gonna ride?! Is she gonna suck?! Ceasing his incessant pounding, Natsu leaned back into his sofa but kept his hands on her shapely legs. Letting his eyes wonder, he shamelessly ogled the attractive woman sitting in his lap whose vagina his penis was currently occupying.

Fairy Tail was a guild brimming with beautiful women, each possessing the type of looks and proportions that made even the most popular and captivating gravure models shake with envy. Unlike a large majority of his fellow male guild mates, both young and old alike, Natsu had yet to be categorized as a pervert by his female counterparts. However, that never stopped Lucy from hurling the title his way whenever he accidently happened upon her undressing or performing her ablutions in her tub, in her house. Though he wasn't as obsessed with the opposite sex as the other men in the guild were, that didn't mean that he didn't spare a glance from time to time. It also didn't mean that he didn't hear what the others had to say regarding the girls. It's damn near impossible not to when your sense of hearing surpasses that of dogs. He heard everything and that was by no means an exaggeration. Who had the best body? Who had the nicest rack? Best DSL (Cana personally educated Natsu on what that acronym meant on more than a few occasions, blush), and the list went on. It came as no surprise that Cana's name would make it into those types of discussions. More often than not, she was near the top of the list, if not at the top.

Before his and Cana's impromptu dip in Lucy's tub nearly a month ago, Natsu couldn't care less as to who was the best looking female in Fairy Tail. As far as he was concerned they were all beautiful; yes, some more than others, but he didn't pay much heed in appearance. However, now, that was not the case. Whenever his eyes landed on Cana, he couldn't help but count his blessings every time he saw her. Despite the intense urge to beat every person who had the brass pair to speak about her body and what they would do with it into a bloody stain on the ground, Natsu couldn't deny that some of the things they said had their merit. Her long, soft, brown hair that smelled of citrus and alcohol was always a joy for him to play with or tug on whenever they got randy. Her heart shaped face, unique amethyst colored eyes and full lips were a work of art if he had ever seen one; and her body, what else could be said other than drop dead gorgeous. If she wanted to, Cana could grace the cover of Sorcerer Magazine as easily as Mirajane, and the barmaid had been its cover girl for years. Large, luscious breasts crowned with dark pink nipples; a narrow waist emblazoned with the crest of their guild on the left side; wide child-baring hips and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of that sat atop a pair of legs that just won't quit, Cana had it all and more. And all of it was his for the taking, as long as the card's mage gave him the green light that is.

"Here we go!" the female whispered, seduction laced in every word. Standing up, but keeping his dick firmly nestled in her pussy, Cana lifted one leg over the other to turn around in Natsu's lap. The maneuver gave the dragonslayer a sight most men would kill to see. Whether through personal bias or lack of exposure to anything else, Natsu concluded that Cana Alberona had the best ass in the guild, bar none. Granted Lucy wore miniskirts and he had seen her naked on several memorable occasions, he never actually got a good look at her ass. He was always looking at her from the front, never from the back. Mirajane wore long dresses that left little to the imagination as to what she had to offer up top, but completely hid, what he could only assume from the gossip in the guild, a pretty nice booty. As for Erza, though the red head had no qualms in being seen in the nude by her comrades in the name of skinship, Natsu steered clear of ogling the temperamental redhead's lovely body, butt or otherwise, lest he be castrated for his stares being misinterpreted as lecherous. Ignoring the cold shiver that ran down his spine, he focused his attention back on his girlfriend.

Natsu watched, excitement written across his face, as Cana's lightly tanned peach rose from her seat in his lap, her viscous juices connecting her core with his, before she impaled herself on his rod. Keeping his hands still on her thighs, he aided her on her descent, hissing in pleasure with each bounce of her hips. Her skillful twerking combined with the tightness inside her vagina had Natsu floating on air. The rhythmic smacking of their bodies was music to his ears and the pheromones the lush was exuding acted as a near perfect aphrodisiac for the dragonslayer's powerful senses. A low guttural growl escaped his lips when he felt a familiar pressure in the base of his balls.

"Shit! Cana, I'm….I'm coming!" he groaned.

"Hehe its about…damn time-Hng!..Dragon boy!" she taunted through her heavy breathing. She herself was nearing an orgasm as well. Reaching into her bag of tricks, Cana stopped her bouncing and proceeded to rock her hips in slow, circular motions, stirring the scorching phallus between her legs. She shook her hips clockwise, then counter-clockwise before switching again. Feeling his dick twitch and expand inside her, she knew he was close so she increased her movements.

"Come for me baby! Come inside my dirty cunt!" Placing her hands on his knees, Cana lifted herself until only the tip remained and slowly shook her hips from side to side. She slowly lowered herself onto his base, muscles tightening with every inch that filled her, only to quickly ascend again and repeat the process. Looking over her shoulder, she shot Natsu a suggestive wink and blew him a kiss, all the while twerking on his tip. "Fucking come for me, Natsu!"

Reaching his peak, Natsu wrapped his arms around Cana's waist, pulled her into his chest and drove his dick into her snatch with the same intensity as before. She didn't anticipate it, but she relished in having her pussy pounded into oblivion, extending what was turning out to be the most intense orgasm of her life. Using one hand, Natsu ventured between Cana's legs. Running his fingers past her hairless mound, he found his target: her engorged clitoris.

"Natsu, don't! Wait!" Cana's pleads fell on deaf ears. With her clit situated between his thumb and forefinger, Natsu pinched the bundle of nerves and pulled it skyward, eliciting howls of rapture from Cana neither of which knew she could produce. Her inner muscles squeezed his cock with such force it was almost painful. Letting out a roar, Natsu spurted his seed into Cana's awaiting womb, painting her innards a pearly white. Feeling his spunk flow inside her, Cana's orgasm shot to new heights. The wounded up coil that she felt in her nether regions had been undone, forcing her juices to spray across her and Natsu's legs as well as the couch and the room. Sporadic spasms rocked the brunette's body as she rode her third, and most violent orgasm of the day, if not her life.

"Holy shit, Cana, are you ok?" Natsu voiced his worries when he saw his girlfriend's glazed expression. It wasn't until he pulled himself out of her sopping cunt did the lush make any form of response, granted it was one of disappointment after feeling her pussy become hollow once again.

Leaning into his broad chest, Cana reached up and patted the dragonslayer's cheek.

"I'm perfectly fine, babe. Just…just a little tired is all." Tired was the understatement of the year. Try completely and utterly exhausted. Each breathe Cana took felt as if she was sucking air through a coffee straw.

"Hey, Cana…" Natsu asked the lethargic woman slipping into peaceful, post coital slumber.

"Hmm, what is it babe?"

"Just wondering…what time was Gildarts leaving today again? I don't have a clock so…" Before he could finish his sentence, Cana was up and scurrying around the cottage.

"Shit, shit, shit! I completely forgot he was leaving today! Where are my clothes?!" Finding her discarded bra, thong and pants, Cana ran in the direction of the bathroom. She wasn't necessarily concerned with the other dragonslayer's smelling Natsu's scent on her, it would only make revealing their relationship that much simpler with the awkwardness out of the way, but in the matter of her father picking up the scent, that was another story entirely. Granted, she was a grown woman who didn't need to tiptoe around her father's back in order to sleep with her boyfriend like some rebellious teenage girl, that didn't change the undeniable fact that Gildarts, a man who didn't know the meaning of the word restraint, would turn Natsu into a pile of cubes for touching his daughter.

Natsu watched with amusement as the flustered brunette ran into the bathroom and closed the door. The sound of running water told him she was preparing a shower. His amusement would turn to confusion when the door swung open and out came his girlfriend's disgruntled face.

"What are you waiting for? An invitation? You need a shower too, Nastu!" she yelled over the water.

"But you're already in there," he argued.

"So. We'll just shower together. Wouldn't be the first time."

Jumping at the words any man would die to hear, Natsu was in the shower before Cana, eliciting a giggle from the attractive mage.

"Wow. I've never seen you so excited to get in the shower," she taunted. Turning the faucet, a happy sigh left her lips at the wonderful feeling of warm water cascading down her sweat-coated body. Draping her arms around his neck, she firmly pressed her lithe, feminine body into his larger, masculine frame, a salacious grin adorning her beautiful features. Pulling her close, Natsu flashed her a lustful grin that made the space between Cana's legs ache for something to fill it.

"The offer was too good to turn down. But there's something else I really want to get into, to be honest." Cana smirked when she felt his hardened manhood poking her in the stomach.

"Really, Natsu? Another quickie before you meet my dad. God, you're such a perv."

"Ok, you're the last person I want to hear that from!"

I've changed my mind! This will be the second to last chapter for Rub a Dub Dub and for two reasons: one, you guys deserve an extra chapter since I kept you in the dark regarding the fate of this story for so long. And two, I'm just too lazy to write the second half to this. If I wrote it out, this chapter was going to hit ten thousand words, minimum. Yeah, so no with that plan.

I'm looking to complete this story before continuing on with my other works. As previously mentioned before in The Announcement and Please Carry On, I'm going to be revising previous chapters from my other stories. Some parts will be changed but the overall story plots will remain the same. Also, to anyone who was wondering, Just Carry On was a one-shot. There will not be an update for that story. Sorry!

Hope you guys enjoy the new chapter. I feel my writing has improved quite a bit. I promised a lemon and I delivered dammit! Read/review/favorite/follow, you should know how this works by now, and if you don't, you do now. Blaccdragon, out!