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A/N: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Don't hate me too much.

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Sophia walked her haughty ass into the police department without a care in the world. She peeked around the corner and saw a glance of Roman leaning against the bars before walking farther into the cell. She smirked and leaned against the wall. She knew for a fact that she had John believing her every word. As far as she knew that damn fool hung off everything she had ever said to him ever. She remembered their days in grade school, he'd run after her like a bitch in heat. While most people found it endearing, she found it annoying, that is until she found him to be useful. Back in the day whenever she wanted something all she had to was snap her fingers and John would get it for her no questions asked.

Everyone in the town thought they were just the closest of friends and thought that she would eventually cease his never ending quest to be with her, but she was quick to assure them that it was never gonna happen. Sophia was friendzoning before it was cool. She smirked to herself thinking about the moment everyone's bubble burst. When one Jackson Richards moved to town. Together Sophia and Jackson became the terrors of the town. They stole, damaged property, and wreaked general havoc all over the town. Their moments of "PDA" are the stuff of grody, cringe inducing legends and so were their fights. They were that couple of when we're good, we're, but when we're bad, dear God take cover.

"Excuse me, ma'am. Can I help you?" A nasally voice broke her from her reverie. She looked over and came eye to eye with a funny looking, small man. 'He's so...tiny. How unattractive.'

"Why yes. Yes, you can", she said, putting on her most charming smile, "The Sheriff told me to mosey on down here and file a report or something. He said his best man would help me out and I'm sure that man would be you." She said with a wink.

Jamie blushed at the praise. "Well, I don't mean to toot my horn, but TOOT TOOT, that'd be me, ma'am." He laughed at his own little joke, snorting. Sophia awkwardly laughed with him. The only other officer in the station just looked over at Jamie before rolling his eyes and looking back at his computer. This game of Solitaire was getting good.

"Heh heh, yes 'toot toot', that's hilarious. Anyway you mind helpin' me file my report now?"

"Oh yes, yes, right this way", he waved her on and they made their way to his desk, "...hehehe toot toot. I'm funny." He mumbled to himself. They began passing by the holding cell when Jamie suddenly stopped and began banging on the bars. "Hey! HEY! QUIT IT, YA ANIMALS! THAT IS DISGUSTING!"

Sophia walked a few steps forward to have the image of Roman making out with Dean burned into her brain. Roman had Dean pressed against the wall, one of his hands up his shirt rubbing at the skin there. She could see his tongue rolling slowly in and out of Dean's mouth. Her jaw dropped. Dean moaned softly into Roman's mouth as he let him have his way with him. His moans jumped in volume when Roman reached down suddenly and brazenly grabbed Dean's hard dick through his jeans. Sophia couldn't look away despite her disgust. She didn't know whether to be angrier, sad, or nauseated.

"HEY! I KNOW YOU HEAR ME! I SAID STOP IT! THERE'S A LADY IN OUR PRESENCE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"

Roman cracked an eye open and peered at them. He tore his mouth away from Dean's delicious lips momentarily to say, "Where? All I see is a midget and two faced succubus. Ya know, you freaks should join the circus. You'd make a killing." He turned his attention back to Dean, who was smirking at Roman's comments and from being so blissed out. He made to add his own comment but a loud moan came out instead when Roman fully put his hand down his pants.

"QUIT IT, YA FUCKIN' FAGS! DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE!"

Roman pecked Dean on the lips before removing his hands from the man. Dean whined and only looked pleadingly at Roman. All he got in return was a wink before Roman turned suddenly, reached through the bars and grabbed Jamie by the shirt. He pulled the frightened man taut against the bars and said, "Come in here? Why? Do you want me to tear up your little boy pussy too?" He licked his lips and stared intently into Jamie's eyes. The smaller man quaked and regrettably let a whine exit his throat. Roman smirked at him, and made a kissing noise at the man before releasing him. Jamie, with his big mouth having been firmly shut, turned around and went to his desk. Roman looked over at Sophia, who was still watching them scene raptly.

"So... you're a fag?"

Unflinchingly, he said, "Yup."

"How are you a pillow biter, but you two were fucking my daughter?"

"I don't expect people as ignorant as you all to understand that sexuality is fluid, but it's as simple as, I can. And I ain't no pillow biter, best believe, this dick is in everyone's guts. Ain't that right, baby boy?"

"Sure is, Big Daddy." Dean said brazenly.

Sophia's face wrinkled up like someone shoved shit under her nose. "That's disgusting. You two are sick and perverted. How dare you drag my daughter into your perversions!"

Roman smiled "I know, huh? We are perverts. It's a fun life I like to think. Don't you agree, Dean?" He looked over at the man.

"Oh yes, yes I'd say so. Your daughter seems to think so too", he finished with a lick to his lips.

Sophia shrieked in anger and reached between the bars to claw Dean, but Roman caught her arm and pushed it against the bar. She shrieked again, but this time in pain as her arm was being bent the wrong way.

"Let me go!"

Jamie stood and opened his mouth.

"Huh? What was that Noble? You said you want me to tear your ass open with this dick?"

Jamie shrunk and sat back down.

"Yeah, take a seat little man."

Roman smirked. "Let you go? Then keep your filthy...", Roman peered down at her hands, "and poorly painted nails away from my man's pretty face." He pushed her arm back through the bars and she stumbled back.

"You disgust me." She sneered, clutching her arm.

"Oh yeah? Or are you just mad I would rather fuck him than touch that wasteland you call a pussy?"

Sophia spit at his shoes. She began walking towards Jamie's desk so she could finally begin to close this chapter of her life.

"Hey, Roman." Dean said snickering.

"What?"

"She's like a doorknob. Know why?" Dean could barely contain his laughter.

Roman looked at him confused, but answered, "...Whyy?"

Dean smiled hard at him. "Because everyone's had a turn." He dissolved into self-induced laughter.

Sophia froze momentarily before huffing and finally sitting at Jamie's desk.

Roman gave him a deadpan stare and rolled his eyes. "God, you and the dad jokes Dean. All you need is some Wrangler Jeans and an old Lynyrd Skynyrd t shirt and the image would be complete." Even with that said, Roman couldn't hold back his laugh at Dean's own laughter.

"Keep on laughing, you faggots! You're done after today. Laugh about that!" Sophia said from across the room.

Dean had stopped laughing and looked to Roman, who clenched his fists and glared over at Noble and Sophia. Dean looked over to. Could this really be it? He couldn't imagine spending half his life in prison. And what if he was separated from Roman? He'd lose his fucking mind.

…

John and Taylor rode down to the station in silence. She had told John everything about the last year or so in terms of her relationship with Roman and Dean. He hadn't been overjoyed about it, but when he came to understand that it was both mutual and consensual, he conceded. Now, they were driving up to the police station to put a stop to Sophia and make sure Roman and Dean didn't garner a record they didn't deserve. But just for insurance purposes, Taylor had made a phone call to Andy to have some lawyers on retainer. Unsurprisingly, that conversation was uncomfortable.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Andy."

"What's up, girl? How ya been? I've been meaning to get back down there."

"Yeah, ya should. I miss you."

"I will. How's mom?"

"Uh well, that's kinda what I called you about. I need you to do something for me."

"Uuuum...okay? What is it?"

"Do you think you could hire a lawyer for me?"

Silence took over the phone. Even though she knew he wouldn't, for a moment Taylor had thought he'd hung up.

"Why do you need a lawyer? What the hell is going on? Where's your mom? Put her on the phone."

"I can't. Look Andy, I just need you to trust me and say that you will."

"Tay, you're worrying me what's going on down there?"

"I can't really say right now cuz it's still going down right now. Just please, if I call you and say I need one, will you help us out?"

"Who is us?!"

"Andy, please!"

More silence before Taylor heard a sigh.

"Okay, okay. Yes, I'll make a phone call. I trust you, but please be careful."

"Thank you! Thank you, Andy! I love you!"

"Uh huh, but I'm catching the first flight down there… and I love you too."

"We're gonna fix this. I promise you." John broke the silence, and looked over at her. She smiled at him and he gave her one back.

"I'm sorry, John."

"About what?"

"Her." She said quietly.

John just nodded. Taylor could tell he was hurting. After telling him all that went down, she saw the hurt in his eyes. He didn't say it, but she could tell her let go of the love he'd harbored for her mother all this time. It still boggled her how her mom could just turn down a good man like this all these years.

The silence returned and before long they'd pulled up to the station.

"Okay. Let's do thi- Hey!" Taylor jumped out the truck before John could finish. He turned the truck off before running in after her. Taylor burst through the doors of the station before making a beeline to the cell holding Roman and Dean.

"Roman!"

Roman and Dean both sat up quickly before charging to the bars. "Baby girl, oh my God, are you okay?" Dean reached through the bars and pulled her close to them as well as he could. He clutched tightly to her shirt, never wanting her to leave them again.

"Yes, yes, I'm okay", she said breathless with tears pricking her eyes, "Are y'all okay? I'm gonna get you outta here I swear." Roman reached through the bars to hold her as well. Taylor scooted as close to the bars as she could.

The other people recovered from the shock of Taylor barging in and the emotional display.

"Hey! Hey! Get your hands off of her!" Sophia exclaimed raising from her seat and stomping towards them. The other officer rose from his seat. Sophia clutched Taylor by the back of her shirt and yanked her backwards. Dean and Roman tried to keep their grip but failed as Taylor was tugged backwards.

"Sofie! Let her go!" John had also recovered from the shock of Taylor, Roman, and Dean embracing. Sophia paid him no mind.

Taylor resisted but let herself be pulled back, only to swiftly turn around and smack her mother across the face.

Everyone froze.

Taylor glared at her mother's turned head. After a beat, Sophia turned back to look at Taylor in shock, her hand nursing her bruised cheek,

"You are a despicable human being. You're a liar and a manipulator. You led on that poor man", she pointed to John, who looked away, "for years and treated him like a fool. You cheated on and belittled my father and let him abuse me for years. And now when I have found happiness, you try to rip that away from me too. I don't know what I did to make you hate me so much, but I am sorry. But just know that I hate you too." With that she spared her mother one last glance before turning back to Roman and Dean.

"I- I don't ha-ha-...I-I'm sor-", she stuttered, voice cracking with emotion, "... I-I gotta go." Sophia ran, pushing past John, out the station.

John sighed, not bothering to chase after her just yet. "Officer Lesnar."

"Sir?"

"Let them out the cage and bring their truck around"

Jamie stood, indignant. "B-but John they-!"

"Jamie, shut up and sit down." He said walking past him without a glance.

Jamie sat… First, getting butt rape threats and then being admonished. He hated his life.

…

"So, gentlemen. We've for the most part cleared this whole situation up. I know you didn't do anything to harm Taylor. Now just comes the formalities, of you two giving your statements, Taylor giving hers and Sophia retracting hers."

"And what if the bitch doesn't?" Dean snarled.

"Don't worry. She will. I'll personally make sure of it."

Roman held his hand out to John. "Thank you. We appreciate this."

"Don't thank me", he nodded over at Taylor, "Thank that one. She fought hard for you guys." John shook his hand regardless. "She really loves you guys." John pulled Roman toward him before he could take his hand back. "But hurt her and I will be knocking your door down with good ol' Brock over there in tow. Dean looked over at Brock to see him give them a wide, unnerving smile and a finger wave. Dean shivered and turned back around quickly.

Roman feared no one, but respectfully acknowledged the threat. Satisfied, John pulled away.

"Okay well. I'm sure you two are dying to leave, so you're free to go. But don't leave town or anything. I will need your statements." Taylor ran up and hugged John tightly.

"Thank you." She whispered to him. She felt him squeeze her a little tighter before releasing her.

Roman fought down his possessiveness. John was an ally, not a threat. When Taylor returned to him, he wrapped his arm around her and grabbed Dean by the bicep and pulled them out of the station. They all but ran to Roman's truck, excited to be free and together.

John sighed and slouched in his seat. He wanted nothing more than to go home and get in the bed. He just wanted to be done with this loooong ass day. He just didn't feel like thinking. He glanced at his computer. He decided that he would start the paperwork and then leave early. With the promise of bed in mind, he set to work.

The click clacking of the keyboard and the whirring of fan was all that could be heard in the small station.

"Jamie was gonna get his cherry popped." Brock giggled.

"WHAT?!"

"SHUT UP, LESNAR!"

A/N: I'm so super sorry that this chapter is just now coming. I really do apologize. But good God, my life has been hell these last few months. I don't expect y'all to forgive me but know I'm sorry. Anyway, with that said, what'd you guys think? Good chapter? Bad chapter? Did it go down how you thought it would?