Hello Minna! I don't know how many of these types of stories are out there in The Fairy Tail Fandom! So I'll contribute as much as I can!

Leave a review and I'll put your name on the next chapter!

Also: I AM NOW A BETA READER! just putting that out there!

Fae: SOUNDS!

Adora: Thoughts

Fae: Flashbacks

Adora:Chaos-Chan does not own Fairy Tail.

Mira's P.O.V. (Fairy tail Guild Hall)

"MINNA!" I yelled as I made my way onto the stage. "Today we are having a Boys V.S. Girls Pick up line fight! Please place your names in your respected gender labeled box!" I happily exclaimed as I pointed to two boxes; One hot pink box with "Girl" in purple glitter, and one dark blue box with "Boy'" In Green bubble letters.

"Hey can we join Mira-San!" Sting called from the open guild door. My eyes traveled over to Lucy as an idea popped into my head, I made my mach maker smirk and bobbed my head in agreement.

"I don't see why not!"

Now all I have to do is get lucy to- Join?

"Here Mira-Chan!" Lucy handed me a paper slip with her name on it, I stared at it with confusion as she giggled.

"I got over my embarrassment problem so I want to try this out!" Lucy called as she walked back to sit with Natsu and Gray.

Well this just makes things easier on me! I just have to make sure Lucy and Sting go up against each other!

"OK! Time's up, I'll let Lisanna explain the rules and the prize!"

Lisanna stepped up to the mic and got down to business.

"Hello Minna-San!" She waited for everyone to quiet down and started up again. "So Mira-Nee will draw names out of the box's and put them up on the board over head!" Lisanna pointed to the scoreboard we put up before everyone got into the guild. "If a girl wins the pick up line fight a point goes up on the board for the girls! If the boys win they get a point, who ever has the most points by the end of the game wins a secret prize!"

"How do we know if we've won!" Natsu yells jumping up on the table. Lisanna sighed. "Two ways, 1 you run out of pick up lines or 2 you make the person blush. Oh and you can't use pickup lines already used by other contestants!"

Sounds of 'eh, that makes sense' and 'oh simple enough!'

"All right! Lets get started shall we? First up we have...Cana and...Bixlow!"

Cana walked up on the stage with her alcohol barrel and a glass of wine, Bixlow jumped on stage with his 'babies circling around him.

"Ok! Who want's to go first?" Lisanna asked handing the mic to Cana. Bixlow smirked.

"Ladies first." Cana smirked and sat onto of her barrel.

"So we're friends...when do the benefits kick in?"

Bixlow smirked back and took a breath. "Girl, you're so hot my zipper is falling for you."

Oh why did it have to be a battle of dirty pickup lines!

"Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?"

All eyes we on the two mages as they threw dirty pick up lines one after the other.

"On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her."

Cana flashed a smile and leaned over her crossed legs. "You know what would make your face look better?" Cana asked as Bixlow looked confused and answered her question. "What?"

Cana uncrossed her legs and threw one up. "My legs wrapped around it."

Bixlow Blushed as Cana's leg landed on his shoulder, instead of her normal capri pants she was wearing short shorts that had road up in the process of her leg being thrown up. Needless to say he collapsed with a nose bleed and a dark blush.

"First point goes to the girls!" The girls in the guild cheered and got in the boys faces as they pouted.

"Next up Is..."

AH! Who will be next? I'll leave that up to you guys! If you have some pick up line, or ideas for the story don't be shy! Drop a review and I'll see what I can do!