(A/N) What do my siblings and I do when we're bored? We write parodies. Here's our latest project. Hope you get a laugh or two out of it, because we sure laughed writing it! There will be more updates to come so be sure to follow and favorite if you want more! Reviews would be appreciated. Enjoy!

Underlined words are being sung

Swish, swish. A boat rowed out on the lake. Splash!

"Born of wet and humid air and mountain mist combining…"

Men dunk buckets in the lake.

"This wet force both foul and fair has a hydrated heart worth mining."

A boy and his pet seal followed closely behind on a small raft.

"So scoop up the heart, wet and clear,
Scoop for love and scoop for fear,
See the beauty, wet and clear,
Scoop the water up!
Beware the liquid heart!"

They all pulled up their buckets, except for the small boy, who was having a bit of trouble.

"Hyup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it flow!
Hyup! Ho! Watch your step! Let it flow!
Beautiful!
Powerful!
Dangerous!
Bold!"

The men loaded the water in their boats.

"Water has a magic that can't be controlled.
Stronger than one!
Stronger than ten!
Stronger than a hundred men!

HYUP!
Born of wet and humid air and mountain mist combining!
This wet force both foul and fair has a hydrated heart worth mining!
So scoop up the heart, wet and clear,
Scoop for love and scoop for fear,
There beauty and there's danger here,
Scoop the water up! Beware the liquid heart!"

The boats sailed away. The seal helped the boy haul his bucket up.

He waved for his seal to come. "Come on Sven!"

(A/N) Hilarious, right?! *insert sarcams* Don't worry, the opening scene was kinda hard to write. I promise things will pick up soon.