I'm back! I sort of had a writer's block there for a while, but I got over it! Yay! I hope you enjoy this chapter!

Chapter 4 - Bitch-sensei Time!

Naruto was in a fowl mood. As such, he took it out on the main source of his frustration. The new language teacher, or as he and the rest of the class calls her, Bitch-sensei. He completely agree that the name fits. The women wasn't like Koro-sensei at all. She didn't even try to teach them anything. And the random comments about how if any of them tries to get in her way was getting annoying real fast. He could tell it got on Hinata's nerves too.

"Ne, Hinata, do you think that Bitch-sensei will actually be able to assassinate Koro-sensei?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Naruto-kun, please don't refer to our teacher that way," Hinata scolded, it was halfhearted, though. Naruto pouted.

"Oh, come on, Hinata. You agree with that name."

"I agree with it, but I don't think you should call her in such a way, she is still our teacher," Hinata said with a sigh. Naruto also sighed and gave up on trying to convince her to call their teacher 'Bitch-sensei.'

He should've known from the start that it was useless anyways, she was always very respectful towards her elders. As far as he knows, Hinata never bad mouthed someone before. It was both a weakness and strength for her, though personally, he considers it a weakness. She was too timid and respectful to her elders, he considers that endearing, but sometimes it was irritating.

"Naruto, what do you think about that new teacher?" Nagisa asks him.

"Hmm… well, she's annoying and arrogant. She's basically treating us as if we're kids, not people who are her competitors. She thinks that she can boss us around and expects us not to complain about it. Though, from the information I gathered, she's really good," Naruto paused, trying to remember what the information was.

"Oh… yeah! Basic summary, her specialty is approaching her target and seduces them. After that she'll kill them within their home, or a hotel room. Depends really, but her strategies are mostly the same, it doesn't vary much. I can see why they ask her to assassinate him, but that doesn't give her the rights to boss us around like that!" Naruto complained, quite loudly.

Nagisa was quickly copying down what he said, his hand was quickly scribbling down words and copying Naruto's exact words.

"Is that enough information for you?" The blue haired boy nodded, and quickly resumed on writing more notes. Naruto thoughts quickly veered to what flavor of ramen he should have for dinner.

He thought about the ideas of the new lady actually managing to kill Koro-sensei, he played with the idea. Contemplating different ways to how that would've played out. The top option inside his mind was the octopus dying because of his pervertness. He mentally cackled at people's face if they knew that the monster had died because of his own pervertedness, not due to their soldiers, not their super secret weapon, all because he fell in love with an assassin, maybe it was her boobs, but who is actually counting? That would be a marvelous sight indeed, probably the most wonderful blackmail material he could possibly get his hands on. Though killing the perverted octopus with his own hands sounds and seems more satisfying.

He sighed again as the lady started to ramble on and on about how important she was and her accomplishments. Although he has to admit that they were rather impressive, after hearing the same story for many times now he was getting sick of it. He was a war hero and he never bragged about it. Maybe to some people but he never repeat something over and over again. He wasn't really in the mood to brag after the war, with the mood being to dismal and all.

No one was really in the mood to talk about their accomplishments in the war actually. Gaara was actually quite bitter after the war, wanting to join his comrades and meet his family in the afterlife. Fortunately, Naruto managed to hit some sense into Gaara before they parted ways. He didn't want Gaara to turn emo like Sasuke did. That would've just been terrible. One was enough, another would just be too terrible. In fact he told Gaara that and the redhead, surprisingly, agreed to his statement.

Getting back to topic, Bitc- he means Jelavic-sensei was now smoking and thanks to his heightened sense of smell, the class smelt horrible. He also seems to be reading something.

"Hey, Bitch-neesan, just start the lesson already," one student, Sugaya Sosuke, complained. It was about time, too. For Naruto was about to snap.

"Yeah, Bitch-neesan," a student agrees.

"You're a teacher for the time being, Bitch-neesan!" one student pointed out. And she snapped.

"Aghh! Stop it with all of this 'Bitch, Bitch' stuff!" she shouted at them. The classroom went silent. Then she rambled on, "First of all the pronounciation is different! 'Vic' means child of. And I'm sure all of you know what 'Bitch' means. You Japanese people just don't any distinction between 'B' and 'V'!" she stopped the whole class started chattering again.

She slammed her hand down on the table to draw their attention back to her.

"I'll teach you the way to pronounce 'V.' First step, bite down on your lower lip." She waited patiently for them to do it. "C'mon now." A few students hesitate but eventually did as she instructed. She looks very smug when they all did that. That was before she landed her eyes on the whisker boy, Naruto. He was sticking his tongue out at her! The brat!

"If you're going to be that way then the class will spend the next hour that way."

'Why is it this sort of lesson?' the whole class as a whole thought. Her smug face was annoying them all.

"You brought in a suspicious three man group. I never heard anything about them," Karasuma stated, they were currently in the back of the school. Irina paused for a moment. "... That's right. They are skilled professionals. They are discreet and attach to me. They are basically at my beck and call. With their assistance, the preparations are all complete. I'll do it today," Irina said confidently. The wind making her hair fly in all directions. Making the scene even more dramatic.

Karasuma doubted that the invincible monster could be killed so easily, but he wasn't about to say anything. If the woman wanted to do it, then it was too late to changer her mind. He has experience first hand how tough, or near impossible, it is to change a woman's mind when they were determined to do something.

"Irina-sensei!" a voice shouted before something landed on the ground. "I've brought you chai from India, as you requested." Irina smiled, she forced herself to blush.

"Oh my! I've always wanted to have an afternoon tea-time!" she squealed. "That aside, Koro-sensei, I would like to talk about… something. So can you come at 5pm to the storage shed?"

Koro-sensei has that perverted smile on his face again. "Something to talk about? Sure, I'll be there."

Irina smirked when Koro-sensei started leaving, she glance back at Karasuma. 'The brats would be a hindrance, so keep watch over them. And have the 10 billion yen ready, too.'

Karasuma could only watch on, unsure of what will happen next.

And that's a wrap! Sorry for not updating for such a long time, I have a lot of assignments and homework nowadays. If this chapter is not to your standards, I'm really sorry, but I tried my best. Don't worry, I'm not going to abandon my stories.

Anyways, next chapter… Bitch-sensei's attempt to kill our favorite teacher, Koro-sensei!