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"Talking"/"speaking"/"yelling"/ normal actions

'thought' in No-ones POV or air quotations

"Black Zetsu"

Chapter 5: Masks and Grins

Third Person

Megan woke with the sun and sleep in her eyes. She stretched her arms and yawned. She was waking up normally, well, until she noticed that she was on a S-ranked criminals back. Megan freaked out and lost her balance and fell down, taking Tobi down with her.

"I like the start of this," Megan said, wiggling her eyebrows behind her mask.

"Tobi doesn't understand what Meggie-chan is saying?!" Tobi yelled, flailing his arms to get away.

"I like you being on top of me and all, but it would be the other way around," Megan was now grinning.

Tobi's mouth was agape. He was both shocked and horrified. Tobi stood up, backing away very slowly.

Megan noticed his discomfort and took advantage of it. "Tobi-kun~ does Megan need to give you a hug?" She had her arms stretched.

"TOBI DOES NOT WANT TO DIE!" Tobi started to run, scratch that, sprint away from Megan.

"I didn't get to do this yet!" Megan yelled, eyes narrowed. She ran at him with a charka enforced sprint and tackled him to the ground. She had him in a hug that could rival Gai's. After about two minutes she let him go and he fell to the ground with a thump.

"Why the hell did you do that?" Obito asked while getting up and glaring at her through his mask.

"Just. Be. cause." She said getting closer with every syllable. She took off her mask to reveal her sharigan eye and her rinnengan. His glare softened.

"We must get going," Obito stated ruining moment. They started to walk down a dusty trail.

Time skip 2 hours

Megan was bored and tired of walking.

"Hey! Hey, hey, Tobi, Tobi, Tobi, Madara, Madara, Madara, Obito, Obito, Obito!" Tobi started to glare at Megan. "Are we there yet?"

"Be quiet little girl," Obito scolded, "We will get there when we get there." A smirk danced across Megan's face.

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"How 'bout now?"

"No! If you won't stop, I won't let you get any food." Obito proposed, while his glare increased on Megan.

"Than I will eat you!" Megan yelled while grabbing one of Tobi's arms and gnawing on it. Tobi gave her the blank stare of silent communication. Megan let her words set in. Her face turned scarlet under the mask, she dropped his arm and started flailing.

"Whaa-whu-what the hell, I didn't mean to say that. I won't eat you!" She put her hands in front of her in a x-formation to defend herself. "Well, unless you want me to." Megan dropped her arms. She was grinning very suggestively.

Obito, being the stoic Uchiha he was, he turned away. Then the Tobi persona was having a seizure, on the ground twitching. Megan was laughing her ass off maniacally, clutching her torso from the pain of laughing.

Tobi got up, blood dripping down his mask. Megan raised a brow at him, then it clicked. If it wasn't for the mask Megan's extremely red face would have been exposed to his eyes. The awkward moments were arriving. (AN: Perfect time for a time skip right?)

Time Skip half a day.

Within the time span of a half of a day Megan persuaded Obito to give her a piggy back ride until they get back to the base. Megan tried to sleep on his shoulder, and couldn't. She got an idea of whispering something in his ear.

She turned her head towards his ear and whispered, "Be mine." Then reached down and pinched his butt. "Hmm, you actually have a nice butt."

Tobi stopped, turned his head and said, "I think that Meggie-chan is confused."

"No, I am pretty sure that you have a very nice ass."

"Megan, stop," Tobi said, his voice dropping an octave. Tobi released her off his back, Megan hitting the ground with a thud.

"The feels bro, the feels," Megan pouted with a hand over her chest. There was a trail of fake anime tears coming out of her mask.

Obito almost wanted to laugh, almost. Tobi kicked in and started to wail.

"NO, NO! TOBI DOESN'T WANT MEGGIE-CHAN TO CRY!" He was now flailing and running in circles.

"Whaa? da fuk?" Megan asked dumbfounded, she blinked a few times. "Why the hell are you so adorable and smexy?!" She was now off the ground and running to glomp Tobi.

She failed and ran straight through him. Megan did not give up, she turned around and death-hugged him from behind. She had a tight hold on him, well she did until she noticed that her chest was pressed against Obito's back. Both of their faces were turning crimson behind their masks.

Tobito was silent. He was undecided on how to feel about that hmm predicament. It was so quiet that you could hear the leaves stirring across the path.

"Well that was fuckin' awkward," Megan broke the silence, "But enjoyable."

Time Skip 5 min

"Come on Meggie-chan we only have a half a day of walking until we get to the base, 'come onnnnn," Tobi whined.

"No." Megan huffed like a three-year old, "Just admit that you are Obito, 'an I will start walking."

Tobi stopped being Tobi, and started walking towards Megan sharigan activated. He was now inches away from her face.

"I am no one, I don't want to be anyone, nor will I ever be." He backed away as he finished his little speech. Unfortunately Obito got himself into a argument that he would never win.

"You are standing in front of me, that means you exist, that also means you are someone, a badass someone." She grinned, and he face-masked. She fist pumped the air in victory.

Obito got serious and started to back her into a tree. He was staring her down, and they were once again face to face.

"Has any one told you that you have pretty eyes, oops eye," Megan teased, "What are you wearing? Is that mascara?!"

Tobi was silent, literally dead silent. He released her from the tree, and just stood there, locking eye contact with her.

Megan brought a hand up to his shoulder, traced it up his neck and tried to unlatch his mask. "Lets see that pretty face of yours," She cooed. She had a inner fangirl squee, then an idea.

She got half of the mask off to reveal his sharigan eye and only a fraction of his face. 'What does she think she is doing? Does she have a death wish? She is truly trying my patience, though no one has ever done this before,' Obito thought.

"It's even better in person," She traced part of his face. Megan was stopped by his hand, as it was placed over hers. She awed sadly, as he moved her hand down. He simply said, "No."

She looked in his sharigan eye, Obito taking advantage of this and casting her into a genjutsu. She went limp and before she hit the ground, Obito caught her. He carried her bridal-style. Thankfully he put her into a a state of sleep, instead of a state of pain.

In Her Dream

Megan woke up laying on a warm pillow. She snuggled into it, and the pillow grunted. She was wearing black and red pajamas .

"Good morning, Meggie-chan," A male voice said from underneath her, causing her to jump. She sat up on the bed and looked beside her, seeing a nosebleed inducing sight. Obito was shirtless and in just a pair of boxers. She ran to the bathroom clutching her nose.

"Megan are you okay?" Obito asked from his spot on the bed.

"If this is a dream, then your dead Obito" Megan yelled.

"What are you talking about?" He asked. He was now off the bed, his hair framing his face. He did not have his mask on. He was indeed a nosebleed inducing sight.

The blood was now off her face.

He walked up to her, and embraced her in a hug. He ran a hand down her face. They gazed into each others eyes. When they pulled away their eyes were still locked. He started to bring his hands to the rims of his boxers. Just when she saw a bit of his navel, a very enjoyable sight, the dream vanished.

Dream End

Megan was laying on the soft ground, with Tobi standing over her. 'This girl is truly perverted, as if I would ever take part of one of her sick fantasies,' Obito thought to himself, 'but…'

"Why the hell did you wake me up?" Megan asked. "The dream was just getting good."

"Well, I watched your dream, and found it quite disturbing," Obito admitted.

"Lies, they're all lies! Why did you do this to me?" Megan pouted, walking off, embarrassed.

Time Skip 30 Minutes

Megan came back, trudging to the exact spot that she left, only to find Tobi meditating. She walked up to him and apologized.

"I will stop flirting. I'm sorry. I was just truing to be funny." She made a pouty face behind her mask.

'Wow, she actually has a mature side,' He was shocked.

"Watch my dreams again and I will kill you," Megan growled in a darker tone of voice. 'This just might be a fucked up coma dream or some other shit.'

He darkly chuckled. "We will be at the base in twenty minutes." A village surrounded in rain clouds came into view.

Time skip 20 minutes

They stood in front of a very tall building, opened the doors, and entered. They were soaking wet from the rain. Megan sweat dropped when she saw many flights of stairs.

AN: Lots of cracky drama I know, and slightly out of character Obito. Megan belongs to nightheart777. Reviews please, flames help me cook wonderful food! OH AND MERRY CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I CANT UPLOAD UNTILL JANUARY 11, SE YA NEXT YEAR (2015) Ja Ne