I'm so sorry for not updating for so long! I hope you enjoy these and please PM or put any ideas in reviews, they're always appreciated!


101. Parker is NEVER allowed to watch any of the Home Alone films again...

Eliot knew there was something very distinctive about some of the things done to Hardison and himself in that warehouse but he didn't realise what until he caught the little thief huddled on the sofa with Home Alone 3 playing in front of her just as the burglar got his feet stuck in the Mega Block crates. Parker was alerted to Eliot's presence by the growling from behind her and immediately retreated to the vents for safely. The others rushed in only to see a version of some of what had happened to them play out on the screen. They couldn't believe that the pain they had experience had come from their thief being inspired by a film! Wincing at some of the other pranks they shuddered to think what would happen if the thief was annoyed with them again, some of them looked rather painful and they had barely recovered from her last bought of revenge. It was decided that Home Alone was banned from then on. Parker pouted from the vents, they were good films! They may have confiscated her copies but there was nothing stopping her stealing another copy and watching them on her own...

102. No we can't keep the mouse, Sophie is scared of them and Quack Quack is eyeing it like its dinner

Parker had clearly been more inspired by Home Alone than they realised and had somehow caught a mouse. Unlike the film, however, this one seemed to be wild and not at all tame. When Parker got it out of its box with air holes in to show the team it had wriggled from hr grip and was running around the room. Sophie was not fond of mice and was stood on a chair shrieking while Parker and Eliot tried to catch the mouse, Parker to rescue her little new friend and Eliot to stop that godforsaken noise that was giving him a headache, as Hardison watched on warily and Nate tried to calm down Sophie. It was then Hardison noticed Quack Quack stalking towards the cowering mouse whilst licking its lips if that was possible for a duck... Eventually the mouse was caught (alive) and released back into the wild with much pouting from Parker and Quack Quack which was just disturbing to see.

103. No parrots either! I don't care how cool they are, no more animals in my apartment!

Nate was clearly fed up of the parade of animals that were invading his apartment and causing more chaos in his already chaotic life. The parrot had seemed to get along better with Quack Quack but would not shut up and was eating all his crackers! Eventually after a couple of sleepless nights and rude awakenings from not just the duck but the parrot as well, it was removed from the apartment and found a new home. Parker and Quack Quack seemed rather upset and retreated to the vents where Parker could be heard consoling the duck and promising to get vengeance for their lost comrade. The others shuddered at that, what was she planning this time?

104. Never ever, if you value your life, wake Sophie up...

No one knew what Sophie had managed to do to make the hitter this scared of her but since being sent to wake her up, Eliot had refused to stand or sit near the grifter and had been edging away from her at any opportunity.

Addition to Rule 104. Don't wake anyone up... (but particularly Sophie and Parker)

Since Eliot refused to be the one to wake any of the team up anymore, Hardison had been sent to wake Parker. From the noises the others heard, various shouts and quacking from the duck, a small battle ensued before Hardison returned with a haunted look in his eyes and scratches covering his arms. Needless to say the guys avoided waking the girls unless they absolutely had to and in that case they sent the other girl to do it.

105. I do NOT need help with my grifting! Especially from you!

Parker took it upon herself to coach Hardison on how to act every bit the paranoid conspiracy theorist, hard when he was so over the top with his grifting, but Hardison had clearly taken offence to the help. Parker had taken offence to the rule and now Hardison was in hiding and Parker was plotting, she'd learnt the art of suspense now. Hardison always got more twitchy the longer it went without Parker retaliating anyway.

106. How does Parker know so much about paranoid conspiracy theorists anyway?

When they thought about it, Parker had given very good advice to Hardison which was baffling. And she kept muttering to herself under her breath when he ignored her all throughout the con. They thought it sounded like 'Moz would be ashamed' but they weren't sure and they definitely didn't know who or what a Moz was. There was no point asking Parker but a jealous and grumpy Hardison had anyway only to get a smirk and the thief flouncing away.

107. Parker stop toying with Hardison, he's terrified and the twitching is getting annoying plus he keeps typing the wrong thing and nearly blowing the con! Just get on and get your revenge will you!

'I'm not terrified! Wait hey man! Don't encourage her!' was scrawled underneath but everyone ignored it because it was obvious from Hardison checking over his shoulder every minute and twitching anytime something or someone came near him that he was scared and no one was brave enough to get in the way of Parker and her revenge. Parker still hadn't exacted her revenge and Hardison was getting worse and more paranoid by the day, almost acting like the paranoid conspiracy theorist he was meant to be in the previous con and it was having a knock on effect on this con. Nate just wanted this to go smoothly for once.

108. NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CON!

Well Parker had got her revenge... 'What?! You said get on with it!' was Parker's unamused response. To be fair it didn't affect the con that much and, despite his whining, Hardsion was much less twitchy and more efficient afterwards. Nate still did not approve.

109. This is my apartment! I am free to do what I want here. Stop commenting on my 'strange habits'!

Nate wasn't happy. He just wanted to be able to live in peace and quiet and not be bothered by fur criminals who seemed to have taken over his life and his apartment but they kept nagging him. To them, everything he did was strange, from what he ate and drank to the decoration of his apartment (not that he had much choice on that one seeing as everyone just added what they wanted to it until it was an eclectic mix of everything) and even to the organisation of his sock drawer. It was an invasion of his privacy and he just wanted to be able to live like normal without being judged, was that too much to ask? Apparently it was seeing as no one stopped.

110. Does anyone know where the duck is?

They had lost Quack Quack. Parker was absolutely distraught and the finger of blame was pointed very much at Nate due to his dislike of the bird however he maintained his innocence and vowed to find it to prove it. The entire apartment and subsequently the whole building had been searched. Parker checked all the vents, Nate and Sophie the rooms and Hardison and Eliot were sent to check the roof, under the floorboards and even in the garbage which they were rather unhappy with but seeing as Parker was one step away from crying, and they couldn't cope with Parker crying, no complaints were voiced. The search, however come up empty, Quack Quack had left the building.


Uh oh! Quack Quack is lost! Thought I'd try a cliffhanger rule for a change. Thank you to everyone still reading and reviewing this story!

Thank you to Tacodestroyeravenger for the inspiration for Rule 104.