AN: yeah so my school never did this in health class we just talked about tampons and hair... I only know about this because of a 'sweet life of zack and cody' episode, forgive me if I made any grammar mistakes or incorrectly did the health class thing-y. This is a mortal au fic so don't get confused, man. Aaah first fanfic (on the internet at least.) don't hurt meeee

Percy sighed as he stood in front of the closed classroom door, he wished it would stay closed. He read the sign taped to the door for the millionth time; Health class. The slanted, curly handwriting was murder on his dyslexic eyes but he managed to make it out after couple tries. He twisted the knob pushing the door open, he peeked inside and saw the classroom was only half-full, most students had their heads on the desk others awkwardly fanned their faces (Hazel, a chocolate skinned girl in his biology class.). Percy shuffled in sitting beside a blond haired boy, he did not want to be sitting beside a girl during this, he was only fourteen he didn't need to be exposed to so much awkwardness (AN: is this spelt right? What how...) at such a young age. The boy beside him glanced his way and nodded, his glasses slid down his nose, he frowned making the scar on his lip curve.

"Alright. Settle down," came a cheerful voice, disrupting the uncomfortable mummbles, " Welcome," a woman stepped in to the classroom and gestured towards the whiteboard, "to health class." The class groaned and the cheerful teacher's smile wavered, but only slightly. She sat on top of her desk and stared at them for a second, probably thinking of the best ways to kill them- er, embarrass them. She clapped her hands together and placed her lips on them, resting for a couple more seconds. You could almost feel the awkward. "Well then, lets get started," And thats when Percy tuned her out.

He started to stare at the other kids in the room; Hazel was still fanning her face until this guy, clad in black, gently reached over and pushed her hand down, Percy didn't know if they were dating or just really close, he couldn't put his finger on it. This other kid, Frank, squirmed in his seat, while Percy's science partner; Leo stifled laughter and held his mouth closed.

"Now, this week we will be doing a special project I think you all will enjoy," Percy's Lazy Student Radar suddenly started beeping (not really because that would be weird.) special project? Well usually in other classes this would be good, but in Health Class? No way. Percy out.

"This is a partner assignment," Percy's eyes instantly locked onto his best friend, Grover's, "Therefore I will be choosing partners." The class once again groaned, Grover and Percy's faces fell. She lifted a huge plastic bin out from under her desk,

"These are babies," she patted the bin lovingly before looking again towards the horrified class, " Not real babies of course, but high tech ones used for projects such as these, you and your partner will be required to give your baby a proper name and care for it until the assignment is complete." She opened the bin and pulled one out, they looked remarkably real and still robotic. "They store records of how well you and your partner cared for it and that will determine your grades, " She went on about how it worked and how it was to test if we were going to be good parents.

The teacher then listed off names for partners, most of the kids whom Percy didn't know, "Frank Zhang and Hazel Levesque, (AN: don't know if I spelt that right either) Leo valdez and Rachel Dare," Rachel frowned, Leo winked, "Jason Grace and Reyn- wait I apologise Reyna has moved to a different class, I suppose you could be with," The teacher's eyes slowly made their way down the list, "Piper Mclean," She paired of a couple more people; Grover got with this tough looking girl, Clarisse and Thalia Grace, (from Percy's art class, how could he forget her, he was still finding red paint in his hair.) was partnered with some guy named Lee Fletcher. The black shirt guy- Nico Di angelo was last there was no more girls left or somthing so he had to be partners with Will Solace, Percy didn't think Nico would ever stop blushing. She had skipped Percy. He didn't know whether to feel hurt or relieved. It didn't last long, "Oh, dear me, I seem to have forgotten a group, forgive me, uh... Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase."

I dunno feels kinda short to me but I made it as long as I could, its sorta like the pilot episode of a show, just seeing if anybody will read it, probably will update anyway, maybe not.